Kirtaner / Aubrey Cottle - 420chan sysop, founder of anonymoose, 1337 hax0r, anti-goobergate and all around degenerate

I was just about to try posting these in the wrestling thread. Great timing for this thread, lol.
Someone posted the spardot posts in the /wooo/ social media thread and the post was deleted. Then, Kirtaner jumped in and quickly tried to make himself look good. To "babyface" himself, as the wrestling folks there would put it.

/wooo/ is a shell of its former self, and it's just sad now. Very slow, and it feels like such a bitter community these days. Also, for whatever reasons, the mods are afraid to ban a few nameless, but notorious shitposters there. I guess banning two people would mean banning a large portion of /wooo/'s users these days. Anyways, I attached Kirtaner's recent posts on /wooo/.

PS - before this thread existed, if you searched "Kirtaner" on kiwifarms, you would find some post talking about him possibly being a pedo due to his past on Something Awful.

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Like a lot of former goons and generally shitty people he now has "troll remorse" that amounts to just being a massive asshole in a different way because thats who is in power now.
I struggle to remember pretty much anything besides the whole he had CP and hoasted CP but then went to the FEDs as a shield or some shit that someone with a much better memory and more in the know could write up.
 
Kirt is sparring with some randos on /wooo/ concerning the allegations and posting screenshots of his texts. No time to archive them and screenshot but someone defnitely sould.

There was already an archive, but I made another one just in case.
Also, here are the posts I ran into when searching "Kirtaner" here - seems like more useful stuff for the OP:
Some more dirt on Nyberg, which /baph/ dug up... it seems not only him, but several SJWs are friends with a guy called, Kirtaner.

Kirtaner was banned from SA for being a pedo. It seems the Social Justice part is just a front, so they can enable pedos on the background.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kirtaner

Relevant twitter feeds...
Harper to Kirtaner:
https://archive.md/it3w2

Wu to Kirtaner:
https://archive.md/3z4iY

Nyberg to Kirtaner:
https://archive.md/pltJU

I got in touch with my Goon friend and he gave me a bit of a down-low. Here's his synopsis:

>Kirtaner, I think? Oh, yeah. He was one of the pedos from ADTRW from forever ago, IIRC. For the uninitiated, ADTRW, is the subform on Something Awful, and it stands for "Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse." It changed its abbreviation recently, but pretty much everyone agrees that the original name is funnier.

>Anyway, Kirtaner's this guy who started 420chan, which near as I can tell was started solely because 4chan got sick of his shit and permabanned him. But as for Kirtaner himself, he was pretty well-known on SA because of how active he was on ADTRW. He was always a little creepy, though. he had this friend named Marshall Banana (Cowboy Bebop reference), and the two of them had a rotating set of really, really creepy Disgaea avatars. After the two of them had started to get to that special sort of creepy that pretty much is the point where you just know something fucked is going on behind the scenes, people started to look into Marshall Banana, and what they found was pretty goddamned amazing.

>Long and short, the guy had another site he was running that was fucking loaded with shota, loli, and just generally underage hentai. The commentary on the website itself wasn't any better and was the kind of shit you can't really defend. All anime and manga porn, but all involving what were obviously kids, so the usual defenses for that sort of shit didn't apply. A lot of their crap seemed to be focused on Maria and Esmeralda from Xenogears. At this point, Lowtax flat-out banned Banana, who was the one that the group had been looking into, and Kirtaner immediately started defending the guy.

>So long and short, Something Awful sets up a sting, tracks down where Kirtaner's spending his off-hours, and who should they find in this chatroom that Kirt himself ran but Marshall Banana himself, who shit out this gem:

Aug 24 19:20:36 --> Marshall_Banana (WinNT@stuff) has joined #spyderlake
Aug 24 19:20:36 <ChanServ> [Marshall_Banana] <Kirtaner> "If she's old enough to crawl, she's in the right position."

>Short version, they had both of those idiots dead to rights and Lowtax applied the mighty boot. If you're interested in more, check out SA Encyclopedia - he tried to re-register for an account like two more times, one time under the name "Baby Finland."

Draw your own conclusions.

fuck man, this thread is really doing something to me, it has me more fucked up than a lot of other threads involving bad people.

I've "known" Kirt for awhile. He's always seemed like a good dude to me for the most part, he even went out of his way (and out of pocket) to make good on a business deal that I had with him that got fucked up due to things probably outside of his control.

And yet I was always confused by how he went in with loosely social justice related crowds. He essentially banned any discussion about GamerGate or Zoe Quinn on his chansite (420chan) and was completely illogical anytime matters of Zoe Quinn came up. I found it really strange then and I guess it's even stranger now.

Edit: Also, Kirt referred to Zoe Quinn has his "personal friend" a few times, but honestly he always struck me as a twitter hanger-on who wanted to get the attention of Zoe of the like.
 
Some blue checkmark I've never heard of before is sperging at that cringe wannabe hax0r who helped Kirtaner scrape Parler. I don't fucking know, https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/1359184245760155653 (https://archive.vn/04GEE)
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Mensch is a junkie nutjob, she used to run heatstreet and had Ian Chong as a writer for it, basically what it was is just writing about twitter drama and how SJW are bad.
She went super super nutty over trump and had full TDS despite not even being American and is an anti-trump qboomer equivalent.
 
It sucks because I like 420chan, it doesn't feel like its trying to ape 4chan and it has a good wrestling board.
when moot stepped down he did a big q&a sesh and someone asked about 4chan offshoots. he named 420chan as "one of the good ones" because kirt took it in its own direction instead of trying to be 4chan with wrestling & weed. it's a fun place, if you like wrestling and/or weed.

i dunno how i feel about kirt but his internet-vigilante RP routine has always been tiresome. it's so lame this dude got actual press.
 
Damn, I haven't kept up with that site in ages. Honestly, I found the community pretty enjoyable and entertaining, but my biggest issue was with the admin team.

Kirt was always something of a sperg, but I think most browsers didn't care too much, since he was generally eclipsed by Spardot, who was always a massive cunt on the boards. While he at least would joke around with the hiffwe gags, Spardot took everything super personally, and would lock harmless threads just because she felt like it.

Those abuse allegations could be true, since Kirt was/is a creepy shitbag, but they could be false, since Spardot was/is a bitchy SJW who wants her #MeToo moment. I wouldn't be surprised either way.
 
Some blue checkmark I've never heard of before is sperging at that cringe wannabe hax0r who helped Kirtaner scrape Parler. I don't fucking know, https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/1359184245760155653 (https://archive.vn/04GEE)
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Just some M.A. from the UK. Some articles on her so you can see what sort of person she is.
She seems like a nut job.
 
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I used to shitpost on 420chan years back but left because the community was terrible. Kirtaner being anti-goobergrape suddenly makes sense when you consider how militantly left-wing the community is.

If you ask me, the best IBs were 2007-2010 era 4chan, 7chan, 711chan, pre-2016 8chan, 99chan, Krautchan and whoever hosted /cwc/-/cow/ between 2012-2016. 4chan rapidly went to shit after 2011, and the others slowly withered away. All the other IBs were completely forgettable.
 
I'm pretty sure Kirtaner is a federal informant based on how much he talks about committing crimes in public under his real name. Otherwise he has an extreme case of self-snitching going on.
Either that or he just can't accept that "anaonmus we am lœjin!" stopped being relevant 10+ years ago. Could explain why he helped out with the Parler dump, just to get a sniff of the glory days when he felt powerful on the internet.
 
I used to shitpost on 420chan years back but left because the community was terrible. Kirtaner being anti-goobergrape suddenly makes sense when you consider how militantly left-wing the community is.

If you ask me, the best IBs were 2007-2010 era 4chan, 7chan, 711chan, pre-2016 8chan, 99chan, Krautchan and whoever hosted /cwc/-/cow/ between 2012-2016. 4chan rapidly went to shit after 2011, and the others slowly withered away. All the other IBs were completely forgettable.
I disagree in terms of /wooo/. Mostly because there were a few splinter wrestling imageboards and propped up by even more leftist wrestling fans and eventually ended up being populated by eRP with minors and general cuntish behaviours.

But that's a story for another time.
 
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