Kiwi-Chan

Felt hecking wholesome and valid.

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Without my bigotry.

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I'm thinking about making a mascot for animal control, is this the correct thread for talking about that?
 
Yes.

I think you should make it Kiwi-Chan in a fursuit.
Here's my concept:
A grey anthropomorphic wolf with a postal dude-style outfit that works as a zoophile/animal abuser hitman and is happily married to kiwi-chan. He also hates furries a lot and has fantasies about putting them in gas chambers.

But there's a problem, i fucking suck at drawing furries so I should learn a bit at first.

Edit: I know, this is autistic as fuck. But I thought it was a funny idea lol.
 
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Did this doodle of Lolcow/Stanchion Kiwi-chan. Basically a batshit hillbilly redneck form of Kiwi-chan.
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She has a big forehead, as you can see. The overall has a cow pattern to it.
 
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Made Nosferatu Kiwi-chan for Halloween 2025. Also, her blood lances and swords are named Gae Bulg, Longinus, Lævateinn, Hǫfuð and Gungnir. Basically a vampiric cyborg form of Kiwi-chan. If you get the reference, you get a free candy for Trick o' TREATS from FAAAAAAAAAT RICK, stlaker child.

If you don't know, the halo is her third eye, named :null:.
 
I think it would be even funnier if she just wore The Classic and some jeans, because troons mald really hard when ladies wear a shirt and trousers but still look like ladies (because they are ladies).
And a kiwiling pin instead of a pronouns pin, maybe it can say lol/lmao/even.
 
I think it would be even funnier if she just wore The Classic and some jeans, because troons mald really hard when ladies wear a shirt and trousers but still look like ladies (because they are ladies).
And a kiwiling pin instead of a pronouns pin, maybe it can say lol/lmao/even.
She also should have that on the spectrum facial expression to be true to life.
 
More Kiwi-chan. Neon art.
If you don't know, the Kiwilings are mentioned, albeit they were represented to be her followers/"children". Like pixel mascots along with the hampsters, kiwis and some pigeons following along her and Mutt-chan. Has a pin, but it's usually hidden precisely when she leans forward.
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Redraw of these combined:
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Her headset redesign is based from the Parrot Zik, but futuristic.
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She has both a futuristic banhammer and a fuck ton of guns. Mainly brings her MG42 and M249 SAW. All of 'em are heavily modified for extra Dakka. Up to you to give her guns.
 
Kiwi-Chan needs to be cute as hell but also autistic cute. She can't be normal. She needs to have the tism.
 
Doubleposting, but here's Kawaii Kiwi-chan, which is based from Pixyteri Purple (a.k.a Lolcow Salon Kiwi-chan, for gorls). Scrapped the subforum ideas, since they're redundant.
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Slobbermutt-kun lineart. Real form of Slobbermutt-san, albeit he could just split his body into him and her; but he prefers deceiving retarded niggers through skinwalking as a chick for a nickel and laugh at it in apathy. He wore the same jacket as hers, and could shapeshift the jacket into a seat whether he likes it or not.
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