Kiwi-Chan

[indigoisviolet]

Hmm... dunno about "dark academia" it's a bit British innit guvnor:



Not facktually ackurate aktually...although I do quite like the kiwi fruit in the teapot thing, it relies too much on the library and nighttime setting to communicate, I reckon. Mascots perhaps need to be more standalone?

Thinking more "rural chic" (paranoid prepper) mixed with eyestrain and a reflective aversion to sunlight. Visible Internet-induced mental illness, that sort of thing. You lay eyes on her and immediately expect a tirade of racial slurs:

 

[hugh mungus feed n sneed]

yeah 10-120 years ago I'd find more genuinely into anime as opposed to nowadays where if it's social media it's just mainly tiktok larpers.

Hard agree. Any girls into anime after 1906 are posers.

 

[The best and greatest]

Kiwi-chan is a tired rendition of a tired meme. No Ddos protection for basic bitches

 

[The Lawgiver]

I do not appreciate this thread being flooded with coomer ai garbage. If I was less dead I'd be drawing up a storm right now but I'm going to more or less collapse again I think.

this dance comes from popotan, a lolicon visual novel
call the doctos

nigger that's the caramell dance

Anyways I like thedesign in the featured post that has the caramelldansen funny because it kind of is a more casual version of the Idea I had over a decade back where the appearance just looks kinda like the grey boxes and the logo.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Real kiwigirls are the ones scamming McDonald's and waiting at 4am for loose change and phones to get dropped from bar patrons leaving:

Answer weird Craigslist ads. A guy once paid me $150 to wear a bear costume and present his art show because he was too socially awkward to be there himself.
Sign up for university studies, they’re usually pitiful $3-5 Amazon gift cards but they’ll add up and they’re easy, plus you get to see and later make fun of really weird zoomers.
Walk past a bro bar just past closing time, they drop money or phones you can sell,

Heat only one room at home and wipe yourself with a damp cloth instead of having a shower.

Chipotle always has complimentary full size bottles of Chipotle Tabasco by the napkins and Soda machines. It's a lot better than regular Tabasco and it's free as long as nobody is watching.

One time I went to McDonald's drive through and they told me they were out of what I wanted so I didn't order anything. When I pulled up to window they gave me the order for the obese black lady behind me, and since I never paid I got it all for free.

I've got some good advice if you're a poorfag: steal stuff. My life was made infinitely better as a poorfag when I learnt shoplifting was easy in the right places. Not a long term solution though

I've been living off of McDonald's breakfast. You can get a large coffee and sausage biscuit under $5.

Or just stealing.

 

[Spruce Supremacist]

this dance comes from popotan, a lolicon visual novel
call the doctos

Sad reality is that if caramelldancen wasn't an ancient oldfag meme and was something that came out today, this meme would've already been condemned and torn to shreds because of it's origins.
Oh, and you forgot to mention that it's explicitly an eroge lolicon visual novel.
...and the fact the opening animation from which the dance clip is taken from literally has the main loli character jacking off within the first few seconds (all implied, of course)

nigger that's the caramell dance

Timestamped for you

Spoiler: Sauce (NSFW)

 

[The Ugly One]

This stinky thread is an embarrassment

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

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I laughed out load at that one, I have to admit

 

[Smegward]

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that's what kiwi-chan looks like, weebs.

 

[babadook]

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Kiwidansen

 

[the rat]

Original Kiwi Chan OC do not steal.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Fucking weebs.

 

[Male Idiot]

oh boy
how do i explain this to a newfag?
uh, kiwifarms wasn't completely against trannies back then

unfortunate but everyone learned their lesson
now they know to larp as women instead of admitting they're larping as women

Kiwifarms comes from CWCfarms, and our OPL really hated da homos. Like really, closetedly, hated them.

So the OG posters had some fags laughing at him too.

Does anybody even memba Clyde Cash anymore?

Eurobeat

Ai of culture.

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The ai did not just get the medal somewhat right, but the BP weight too.

Naggotfigger makes great art. I personally think the design is a bit too complex, but overall high quality meme.

But the original True and Honest mascot in my heart can never be replaced.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Average BP poster (Meiwaku for the dense):

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

But the original True and Honest mascot in my heart can never be replaced.
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"They who can give up essential anonymity to obtain temporary popularity deserve neither, and shall lose both.”

 

[We Are The Witches]

Yeah, can you make Kiwi-chan a boy instead?

Like just make him normal but with a green palette for his clothes and an interesting design (like maybe he has a Kiwi bird hoodie on). If I have time, maybe I'll make one myself.

Although you people are using AI, so that takes away the magic.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Personally, I think following the image-board style -chan is key. This is an (I)nternet board, heavily influenced by image board culture. Many here are refugees from 4, 8, 9 and other chans. I don't believe an overly sexy, goth or lolita design is necessary - but we can follow in the same tradition without alienating anyone.

Everyone forgets about 7chan. It was too good for this world. They didn't have an anime girl mascot though. Maybe that was their fatal error.

 

[ProudSkibidiTolietAryan]

we have a large female userbase

WHERE NULL WHERE CAN I GET WOMEN NULL

 

[Joseph McCarthy]

The problem with these designs is that they're going to be made by guys following the IB-style -chan meme which involves taking an abstract concept and making it sexy, but unlike those sites we have a large female userbase and those kinds of designs are never going to resonate because we know what a "kiwi chan" looks like. A lot of them are from .farm and they are almost all 4chan /fa/ /cgl/ transplants after the trannymods banned lolcow discussion on 4chan.

A ton of them are vicious Asian girls, they like shit like j-fashion and lolita, despise flash fashion trends, emphasize well-excuted "coords" that aren't "ita", and obsess over obscure brands that have meme reputations. What they don't care about is looking like a skimpy whore.

Like if you just go to an AI and say "yeah make me a gothic e-girl in skimpy clothes and uhhh lime green for kiwis based?" you'll get a "kiwi-chan" but people won't feel like it's a representation of the site because in their mind they know what the site is: dudes yelling at each other for being fags and women in oddly well-coordinated and highly conservative clothes drinking tea while doing over/unders on how long it's been since amberlynn's poop bun last got washed.

then look up Dark Academia as an aesthetic. She likes tea.

People tell me that I'm schizophrenic for thinking Null has a girlfriend and isn't a perma-single-virgin, but you can't tell me that these posts don't sound like a woman wrote them. I agree with what he's saying on Kiwi-chan not being a generic goonerslop whore, but 33-year-old straight men just don't keep up with fashion trends like this. He clearly discussed this with his girlfriend and then typed up her thoughts. I don't want to derail the thread though, but I had to say this. (Good for him though, I hope they're happy together.)

 

[Looney Troons]

5,000 hours in MS Paint different AIs
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I didn't mention anything about Eurobeat, it just randomly added the posters and stickers in the last iteration. I guess Kiwichan likes Eurobeat now, probably because of the Sillypoo animations lol.

This triggers muh autism because Maximum Overdrive is a prominent eurodance song (very different than Eurobeat) by 2 Unlimited.