Kiwi-Chan

[Null]

People tell me that I'm schizophrenic for thinking Null has a girlfriend and isn't a perma-single-virgin, but you can't tell me that these posts don't sound like a woman wrote them. I agree with what he's saying on Kiwi-chan not being a generic goonerslop whore, but 33-year-old straight men just don't keep up with fashion trends like this. He clearly discussed this with his girlfriend and then typed up her thoughts. I don't want to derail the thread though, but I had to say this. (Good for him though, I hope they're happy together.)

 

[pogoroooo]

I found the real Kiwi-chan.

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She is from a multi-media franchise called “Kemono Friends” where basically animals get the moeification treatment, and they did the Kiwifarms mascot.

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Thank you for mentioning her.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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You have impeccable taste. The only thing that would make this better is if the book was about laughing cows.

 

[The Ugly One]

Yeah, can you make Kiwi-chan a boy instead?

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

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You made this for your own enjoyment. I know what you are.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

boy am I glad Vivian was made when she was, if gaymergate happened today within seconds you'd see animated AIslop of her bloated to godzilla size with Dobson proportions while wearing a diaper, burping, farting, and crushing pedestrians under her bare feet and the mile long cock complete with two testicles the size of a football stadium

 

[Orange Rhymer]

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Quick question boss:
Do you want the aesthetic of Dark Academia or the reality? Also what generation?

B/C having spent a decade in Ivy League higher education (college, grad, professor) I can tell you, reality is hellava different than those pretty pictures.

 

[The Lawgiver]

boy am I glad Vivian was made when she was, if gaymergate happened today within seconds you'd see animated AIslop of her bloated to godzilla size with Dobson proportions while wearing a diaper, burping, farting, and crushing pedestrians under her bare feet and the mile long cock complete with two testicles the size of a football stadium

That combined with the constant "EH DID YOU KNOWS? EBVERYTHING IS PORN ANYWAYS! REMBER THING? PORN AND DEGENERATE! SUBVERSION!" and then they proceed to create fucking NOTHING and later get outed for jerking to futa or some fucked up shit

Quick question boss:
Do you want the aesthetic of Dark Academia or the reality? Also what generation?

B/C having spent a decade in Ivy League higher education (college, grad, professor) I can tell you, reality is hellava different than those pretty pictures.

"dark academia" is a kinda current year trendified version of a style that already existed I'm trying to remember the name of but I get what's being implied here look wise. I don't think it should be THAT formal but elements of it like having a jacket of similar nature could work

Here have this horrible shitty half awake sketch I just shat out. It's not 100% up to what I was shooting for but I do think the jacket could work.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

That combined with the constant "EH DID YOU KNOWS? EBVERYTHING IS PORN ANYWAYS! REMBER THING? PORN AND DEGENERATE! SUBVERSION!" and then they proceed to create fucking NOTHING and later get outed for jerking to futa or some fucked up shit



"dark acedemia" is a kinda current year trendified version of a style that already existed I'm trying to remember the name of but I get what's being implied here look wise. I don't think it should be THAT formal but elements of it like having a jacket of similar nature could work

Here have this horrible shitty half awake sketch I just shat out. It's not 100% up to what I was shooting for but I do thinkt he jacket could work.

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After pondering this for far too long, I've determined-
Dark Academia = Harry Potter.

 

[The Lawgiver]

After pondering this for far too long, I've determined-
Dark Academia = Harry Potter.

The harry potter thing is basically what they're pulling from with the trend name like a lot of current year terminology style shit that's formal looking. However that look has a name and it's what's escaping me right now. Like I said though I don't really think a character that's meant to be kinda a humanization of an Internet forum should be that formal, and if they are slightly formal dress wise they should also have a kind of "not quite fully put together" look for lack of a better way of putting things.

 

[Autistic Joe]

/kiwi/ won.
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Kiwidansen

I think this might be the best design for a "Kiwi-chan" IMO. It's simple, not too busy, the hairstyle and the hair clip are obvious and recognizable nods at the website logo, while the sweater and the skirt make use of the different shades of the forum's dark theme. Best mascots are always those which are easy to recognize and easy to recreate - making her design look overly complicated will just make her look like a run-of-the-mill VTuber.
It just works.

I agree, the two recent designs from @Spectate probably best capture everything you described, plus the "cutesy" factor that's often used for website mascots. Simple is best.

 

[Chromeo]

This triggers muh autism because Maximum Overdrive is a prominent eurodance song (very different than Eurobeat) by 2 Unlimited.

Ooh, I like their song No Limits, I'll have to go look up Maximum Overdrive

 

[Spectate]

I agree, the two recent designs from @Spectate probably best capture everything you described, plus the "cutesy" factor that's often used for website mascots. Simple is best.

It's not my design, hotpocalypse made this design.

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Moe Kiwi-chan

 

[Croak & Caw]

Green is kiwi-coded, but it's also danger hair and I am not sure that fits. Maybe I just don't get it. As far as I remember, ED had exaggerated, but stylish mascot.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Why is Null mansplaining what women want in a site mascot?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Yeah, can you make Kiwi-chan a boy instead?

Like just make him normal but with a green palette for his clothes and an interesting design (like maybe he has a Kiwi bird hoodie on). If I have time, maybe I'll make one myself.

Although you people are using AI, so that takes away the magic.

This what you have in mind? (I wanted to make a green hair version as well, although I actually like the brown hair one better. Not sure if it still looks too feminine.)

 

[Cryogonal2]

this dance comes from popotan, a lolicon visual novel
call the doctos

You must be 18 or older to use this website GTFO ZOOMIE

Here have this horrible shitty half awake sketch I just shat out. It's not 100% up to what I was shooting for but I do think the jacket could work.

Give her a trenchcoat like she's gonna make Columbine look like a joke

 

[Drip Torch]

She likes tea.

Dating material

 

[Orange Rhymer]

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This what you have in mind? (I wanted to make a green hair version as well, although I actually like the brown hair one better. Not sure if it still looks too feminine.)

Your 'magic' notwithstanding - female is correct. That's what the chans use. That's what the countries/continents use.
It's traditional.

 

[Veliky]

Yeah, can you make Kiwi-chan a boy instead?

Like just make him normal but with a green palette for his clothes and an interesting design (like maybe he has a Kiwi bird hoodie on). If I have time, maybe I'll make one myself.

Although you people are using AI, so that takes away the magic.

An x-chan can't be a boy since the -chan suffix is only used for women and girls 99% of the time.