Kiwi-Chan

mindlessobserver said:
This is a common trope but really doesn't explain the entire social phenomena. We are getting a tad off topic here, but the fundamental reason of the feminine being personified for communities be they a nation, an institution or a ship, is because the feminine is the part of humanity responsible for social cohesion.
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This, but mostly b/c the Female carries the future offspring.
A nation of all men, has no future.
 
The Lawgiver said:
I mean you could literally apply the inverse and it's still true that's why there's literally so many scifi hypothetical doomsday stories where it's like no men or no women around save for like a kid the protag has to protect.
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True. But there was a time when fetus mortality and death in childbirth was >50%.
Men don't have these issues in reproduction.
So women had to be protected for the future, and fertility was seen to be Divine Favor.

(also, there is a Hermetic philosophy element- Earth is Feminine. Your nation's body is female.)
 
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Super Mario Brothers said:
Null is gonna profit off of this?
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He needs all the shekels he can get at the moment. Putting aside all his legal issues, Shota porn and BBW simping ain't cheap..
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
If he wants the disposable income of NEETs and weebs.
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It's an untapped market here. The femcels are already good little paypiggies, would be good to broaden his customer base.

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Perfect for plushies, 4cuck rapefugess would love it.
 
Catoblepas said:
He needs all the shekels he can get at the moment. Putting aside all his legal issues, Shota porn and BBW simping ain't cheap..

It's an untapped market here. The femcels are already good little paypiggies, would be good to broaden his customer base.

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Perfect for plushies, 4cuck rapefugess would love it.
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It's a good model - but too young. Even the 4chan avatar was older.
Kinda loli-coded, esp with that short skirt.
Would you allow your 6-8 year old daughter to go out like that?
why a gray shirt? why a black skirt? why not a color scheme from Chris or Sonichu?

KF isn't a toddler the site is at least 13 years old. She should be at least 13.
 
Jose Beaner Luna said:
What the site truly needs is a female furry version of the slobbermutt with huge tits.
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The slobber mutt is the forums Uncle Sam. Indelible to the forum because of the authority over it that it represents. But the Slobber Mutt is not itself the forum. It is the personification of Null and his Jannies. The forum itself is not the slobber mutt.
 
Why are you guys talking about mascots when we've got the kiwi birb? I love the birb, I can't believe we're talking about using a little girl as what KiwiFarms represents.
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Catoblepas said:
Perfect for plushies, 4cuck rapefugess would love it.
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A kiwichan daki so you can fall asleep hugging her after shitposting here all day (non-lewd of course).

Does gorl tawk have a fashion thread? We can ask them. "Imagine a kiwichan daughter you have to buy clothes for. She's hyperfixated on wearing clothes with red-blue stripes like her idol chris-chan and she becomes aggressive if you take away her sonichu medallion. Her overprotective dad Null also wants her to wear at least 3 layers of clothing."
 
Tumblr used to have a few gijinkas made, although I don't remember there being an "official" one. I just remembered that she always had blue hair with a t got shipped with the male version of 4chan a lot. (And its also why this gendersperging shit is moot.)

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Never saw a sexualized version of her. I mean, I guess if I looked far enough I could but I never have by accident. I think hotpocalypse's design is the most kino so far. I like the original as well and imo could be tweaked to be less sexualized (and get rid of the trans pins.) I also like the kiwi birds being mascots (which are even more recognizable) and I obviously think more than one thing can be a mascot.

(Also I just remembered my banner is alluding to that gijinka stuff, I can't remember is there was fanart for that or not.)
 
Catoblepas said:
Perfect for plushies, 4cuck rapefugess would love it.
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As a 4cuck rapefugee, do not appeal to or market to us. This website is just a toy, to be tossed aside or played with at leisure for now. Having the dedicated investment of the actual pedophiles who ruin everything they post in is short term gain for long term destruction
 
Orange Rhymer said:
why a gray shirt? why a black skirt? why not a color scheme from Chris or Sonichu?
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Because it's literally the main color scheme of the forum. Did you get dementia or get overtaken by a skinwalker or some shit ? Because several people have talked about this in here

Orange Rhymer said:
Kinda loli-coded,
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Orange Rhymer said:
KF isn't a toddler the site is at least 13 years old. She should be at least 13.
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I want to strangle and smash the corrupting cyberdemons that have turned discussion into this over even shit as simple as a fucking stylized character into the wall and then the floor and then the wall again why the fuck do more and more people just talk like fucking clickbait articles or shitty breadtuber video essayists now
 
The Lawgiver said:
Because it's literally the main color scheme of the forum. Did you get dementia or get overtaken by a skinwalker or some shit ? Because several people have talked about this in here



I want to strangle and smash the corrupting cyberdemons that have turned discussion into this over even shit as simple as a fucking stylized character into the wall and then the floor and then the wall again why the fuck do more and more people just talk like fucking clickbait articles or shitty breadtuber video essayists now
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There are other color schemes... It's not like 'our flag'.

Unfortunately, the Internet is polluted with loli, pedo, and other sexual degenerates. I'll leave you to decide who is to blame.
To have an avatar that is overly young or sexy will cast YET ANOTHER stone at KF.
We need to be aware of that.
Also, @hotpocalypse has the best one so far. I just don't like the color of her skirt and shirt and the bag needs to go.
 
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Orange Rhymer said:
There are other color schemes... It's not like 'our flag'.

Unfortunately, the Internet is polluted with loli, pedo, and other sexual degenerates. I'll leave you to decide who is to blame.
To have an avatar that is overly young or sexy will cast YET ANOTHER stone at KF.
We need to be aware of that.
Also, @hotpocalypse has the best one so far. I just don't like the color of her skirt and shirt and the bag needs to go.
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I'm not going to let the fact pedos exist on the Internet be used in this way to shut edown any fucking creativity whatsoever. You've joined the mob of people shitting up the thread, it's like watching the programming take affect in real time.

"oh no we can't have the character made to represent the GREEN AND DARK GREY WEBSITE look like a GREEN AND DARK GRAY CHARACTER! bro no it's totally gonna associate us with PEDOS and DANGEERHAIRS don't you know? it has to be a brown hair chris chan sweater character (CRYSTAL WESTON CHANDLER) or an obese hijab mukbanger (FROGTAL) or something completely unrelated and unrecognizable to the site!!"

Do you people realize how fucking gay you sound? Like some are clearly shitposting but the people leaving screeds like this trying to gaslight people into being afraid of drawing a stylized woman with green hair in a generally inconspicuous outfit. We're at the point where you are losing your shit over a character in a completely non-sexual outfit and calling it "loli coded". God fucking forbid you see a GRAY SWEATER and DARK GRAY SKIRT OR PANTS oh no! heckin yikerinos!

I was about to go and collapse for the day but you've pissed me off enough witht his faggotry that I am going to push through my undead state and start to fucking try and DRAW SHIT


EDIT: had to do it manual paper style, even then couldn't get the face right so I made a shitpost face instead. I haven't been able to capture the exact slightly dissheveled hair from the initial really shitty goofy doodle I did of the design a few pages ago but it's still got the vibe about it.

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I'll try cleaning it up more later digitally.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
"oh no we can't have the character made to represent the GREEN AND DARK GREY WEBSITE look like a GREEN AND DARK GRAY CHARACTER! bro no it's totally gonna associate us with PEDOS and DANGEERHAIRS don't you know? it has to be a brown hair chris chan sweater character (CRYSTAL WESTON CHANDLER) or an obese hijab mukbanger (FROGTAL) or something completely unrelated and unrecognizable to the site!!"
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just CHILLAX girl

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You know a thread that derails into pointless bullshit is pretty on point for Kiwi Farms. Maybe we can take a wall of text and make that the mascot.

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Anyway in spite of many people sperging about its existence, I've decided to draw m!kiwi again, this time in a similar vein to the hotpocalyspe version. Fixed the hair to be less of a eye-rape green. If people like it, maybe I'll draw more of him? Would m!kiwi brigade Beauty Parlor to only get banned by slobbermutt?

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