Kiwi-Chan

The Lawgiver said:
I'm not going to let the fact pedos exist on the Internet be used in this way to shut edown any fucking creativity whatsoever. You've joined the mob of people shitting up the thread, it's like watching the programming take affect in real time.

"oh no we can't have the character made to represent the GREEN AND DARK GREY WEBSITE look like a GREEN AND DARK GRAY CHARACTER! bro no it's totally gonna associate us with PEDOS and DANGEERHAIRS don't you know? it has to be a brown hair chris chan sweater character (CRYSTAL WESTON CHANDLER) or an obese hijab mukbanger (FROGTAL) or something completely unrelated and unrecognizable to the site!!"

Do you people realize how fucking gay you sound? Like some are clearly shitposting but the people leaving screeds like this trying to gaslight people into being afraid of drawing a stylized woman with green hair in a generally inconspicuous outfit. We're at the point where you are losing your shit over a character in a completely non-sexual outfit and calling it "loli coded". God fucking forbid you see a GRAY SWEATER and DARK GRAY SKIRT OR PANTS oh no! heckin yikerinos!

I was about to go and collapse for the day but you've pissed me off enough witht his faggotry that I am going to push through my undead state and start to fucking try and DRAW SHIT


EDIT: had to do it manual paper style, even then couldn't get the face right so I made a shitpost face instead. I haven't been able to capture the exact slightly dissheveled hair from the initial really shitty goofy doodle I did of the design a few pages ago but it's still got the vibe about it.
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I fed this text to the AI and told it to produce an anime style picture of the woman who would write this.
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In the spirit of fairness, I had it do the same for my rant on the 19th amendment.
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Okay I have actually decided to draw Kiwi chan as a TRUE AND HONEST WOMAN because I wanted to make some different versions based off some of the site themes:
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I found this pretty fun to do, there's probably a bunch of Kiwi Farms references I can do with her.
 
First and last attempt, my sincerest apologies to animu fans, idk how you manage to draw this disproportionate shit and not lose your minds...
Kiwi-chan (@hotpocalypse 's design) requested by @Spectate

Kiwi-chan says: Bro, think before you post! The internet is like, forever!
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Ignore how tall she came out, but here's the dark academia Kiwi-Chan people wanted. She even has her own phonebook <3
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Sponsored posts were a mistake. This thread was supposed to be about heckin' wholesome Kiwi-Chan art, now it's been shit up by AI spiritual 'jeets, schizo lolicon kvetchers, and all manners of sperging (muh aesthetic, femininity or something, cute things bad, no sex appeal #ChristianThread, etc).
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Just behead thread shitters.
 
Patrick Bait-man said:
Sponsored posts were a mistake. This thread was supposed to be about heckin' wholesome Kiwi-Chan art, now it's been shit up by AI spiritual 'jeets, schizo lolicon kvetchers, and all manners of sperging (muh aesthetic, femininity or something, cute things bad, no sex appeal #ChristianThread, etc).
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Just behead thread shitters.
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^That's what you're saying, but what I'm hearing is that I can tactically nuke threads with a 24 hour sponsorship for the lulz.

That's a fantastic idea and a great use of a feature I haven't made much use of yet.
 
Chromeo said:
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Bam, one pair of Leggs and we're back in business. It even matches the brown color of a kiwi! Or if that's still too much skin we can make her go to school with Malala Yousafzai:
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Put her in a yellow hazmat suit as a throwback to the COVID days.

Ooh, and then just have her giant head in the upper-right corner looking down and left.
 
Joseph McCarthy said:
People tell me that I'm schizophrenic for thinking Null has a girlfriend
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We can be in the funny farm together because I have been saying this since I saw a certain table spread during a certain stream and noticed it had a woman's touch. My well wishes to a tasteful bish.

E: idk if I agree that the operator of an internet culcha site can't have his finger on the pulse of fashion though but I don't wanna derail too much
 
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