Kiwi Farms Counterfeit Merch Thread - Get swagged out with based Kiwi gear while supporting trans lives!

[Water 2.0]

Chang is very impressed with your sweatshop knockoff. Unfortunately you appear to be gay so I can only award you 5+ social credit. Please understand.

 

[IcterrMoon3]

They can't even match the color of the shirt to the PNG. It's so over for bootleggers.

 

[Devil Buster Busters]

when is the counterfeit coin run?

 

[Mister Mint]

I'm interested in supporting trans people but instead of sending money to Trans Lifeline can I just send trans people a generous length of rope directly?

 

[Quote Cursor]

The podcast advertising let it down, but nice attempt/10

 

[BirdUp]

i'm selling weed with marked-down mati shirts click here for more information

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

That alone should be reason enough not to buy your cheap shit, I'd be embarrassed to go outside wearing it.

To be fair if you're of an age where you're allowed to post here you should probably be embarrassed to to go outside wearing a t-shirt themed around a website you like anyway.

 

[Estate]

The idea for this is actually very funny and dare I say, ingenious. I would even partake, if it was in it's own isolated bubble.
But, we have to look at it in context.
First, most of the KF users aren't paypigs, just internet hobos who found some place to squat in and we shit and piss everywhere, and the jannies, have to clean up after us.
Second, it's all about trust.
You have to be mindful were we are; you should know that this place, of all others, is practicing internet hygiene to autistic degrees. No sane kiwi would even click some link from some random dipshit without cupping his balls and booting 7 VPNs, if at all. That's why, no matter if there's a legion of niggers selling bootleg kiwi merch for 1$, you won't get many buyers (I won't say any, because there's always retards around. I'm sure most people remember the incident with the minecraft mod from fake byuu).

So, say what you will about Josh, but he has build a certain reputation and that's why people will support him and what's why I believe this little experiment, hopefully done in good humor, will only further prove that he was right.
That being said, do enjoy yourself and I look forward to new additions to the username hall of shame.

 

[Salty Squid]

OP is fat and I would not buy shirts from him.

 

[Telvanni]

But what if I WANT to fund stochastic terrorism?

 

[Go Lift Some Bitches]

Could you at least make counterfeits of the older designs as well? I need to have all variants of the Kiwi(hate factory)farms merchandise so people know I'm a real ally against hate

 

[Urza's decapitated head]

when is the counterfeit coin run?

This. Strike some silver if you're serious.

 

[Sprate Header]

Call me a paranoid conspiracy theorist but I can't shake the feeling that this Grillcast character is up to some funny business with this thread.........

 

[The President of Nintendo]

I have stolen your stolen shirt to make my own shirt. Checkmate.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

I have stolen your stolen shirt to make my own shirt. Checkmate.

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Now this I would buy. High Art.

Grill Man has been posting on this site for a year now so this is probably some dumb joke that clearly didn't land very well. Oh well.

 

[The Grillcast™]

For those of you who don't know, this is Orion's best attempt at humour.

Bro's got the discord mod fit.

I have heard the communities outrage at this video and have made it private as a result. Last thing I want to do is upset my clientele. shouldn't be an issue if you want to see it, since the philosophy of the farms is to "archive everything"!

Also id like to announce that we've officially sold 4 shirts and one sweatshirt, bringing the total donation to trans lifeline to ~$23! Lets keep this charity drive going folx!

 

[888Flux]

I have heard the communities outrage at this video and have made it private as a result. Last thing I want to do is upset my clientele. shouldn't be an issue if you want to see it, since the philosophy of the farms is to "archive everything"!

Also id like to announce that we've officially sold 4 shirts and one sweatshirt, bringing the total donation to trans lifeline to ~$23! Lets keep this charity drive going folx!

lol, pussy

Imagine looking like this

oh no no no no

 

[Blaster]

How are there people falling for this?
This is the kind of bait that is so obvious that it isn't even fair to call it bait, because there was never any intention of fooling anyone. Everything about the presentation is SCREAMING "look at me, I'm being silly and making a playful jab at null."

A. his voice in the video is cartoonishly insincere
B. his choice of charity was apropos for his joke
C. he deliberately chose to produce and advertise a comically inferior product

Have you regressed back to a pre 2007 era Internet, or is this some high level meta-irony going completely over my head?

HEY GUISE!1! DID U KNO IF U POST UR EMAIL & PASSWORD, KIWIFARMS CENSORS IT? LOOK:
******@reddit.com
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[888Flux]

How are there people falling for this?
This is the kind of bait that is so obvious that it isn't even fair to call it bait, because there was never any intention of fooling anyone. Everything about the presentation is SCREAMING "look at me, I'm being silly and making a playful jab at null."

A. his voice in the video is cartoonishly insincere
B. his choice of charity was apropos for his joke
C. he deliberately chose to produce and advertise a comically inferior product

Have you regressed back to a pre 2007 era Internet, or is this some high level meta-irony going completely over my head?

HEY GUISE!1! DID U KNO IF U POST UR EMAIL & PASSWORD, KIWIFARMS CENSORS IT? LOOK:
******@reddit.com
********

 

[Blaster]

the philosophy of the farms is to "archive everything"!

Here ya go.
I happened to have the video still open in another tab, so I crudely screen recorded it like some kind of mongoloid.

Edit: oh, whoops. it was a different video he deleted.
Well, whatever. This one is archived now.