Kiwi Farms interview with the "journalist" who interviewed Jace

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It's HK-47 said:
Let's have a seat together, you and I, Reuben G. Baron. It is already apparent thanks to the dearth of wisdom you possess in regards to your inability to keep your personal information away from the prying eyes of the internet, that you live in an exceedingly comfortable, little "bubble". I've no qualms whatsoever in making the assumption that you are coddled on a regular basis, regardless of the quality of any sort of "work" you invest (little) time into. Your parents seem fairly well-off, you live in an arguably pleasant neighborhood, and I'm more than certain you're surrounded by those who laud over your accomplishments with terms of endearment and well-wishes.

Reuben G. Baron, this is not how the world operates. This bubble you've enveloped yourself in is going to be critically damaging to your future if it is not properly recognized, as it has given you a sense of security where-in you feel as though the world will treat you fairly, simply because you tried. Were you any run-of-the-mill, average citizen I'd tip my hat and continue walking, but given that you have expressed an interest in delving into pursuits that are decidedly artistic, not to mention overwhelmingly cut-throat, such as (faux) journalism and cinematography, I feel morally obligated to address several issues that will undoubtedly bring these aspirations to a violent, sudden halt.

Your intention to "interview" our esteemed Commander was nothing shy of a career-ending farce. While it may pass amongst your social circles as acceptable behaviour to attempt and belittle someone with decidedly "anti-SJW" tendencies, you would be hard-pressed to have picked a less-suitable target for your vitriol. You employed no research on your interviewee beyond what a disillusioned lunatic had mentioned on Twitter, you had absolutely no plan or course of direction concerning your interview, and the worst of all: You lost control. You lost control of an interview with a man who genuinely refers to himself as the Commander of the United States Street Racers.

Reuben G. Baron, where you have attempted to garnish some sort of notoriety, or perhaps fostered sympathy points for playing the victim, you have inadvertently taken the first turn in a forked that leads to nothing but ridicule. The less restrained amongst us may see fit to berate and belittle you simply as a matter of due course, but I sincerely hope that you take what transpired here to heart, and manage to escape the comfortable, little bubble you've nestled yourself within. If you wish to succeed in these fields, simply "trying" comes nowhere close to being enough. These respective endeavours are absolutely brutal, and require nothing less than a faultless dedication to success and quality, lest you wind up as simply another "want-to-be" that was utterly crushed beneath the boot of an industry that demands faultless quality and professionalism.

The world is not a friendly place, Reuben G. Baron, and you are teetering frighteningly close to the age where well-meaning intentions will cease to be an acceptable excuse for this sort of behaviour, and startling lack of professionalism.
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When has giving somebody life advice on this forum ever worked?
 
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FlyAwayNow said:
Yeah, might've gotten Eli mixed up with Kyle on my end. Though I presumed that the growop in their cabin was going toward it in some way.

My mistake.
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Well then it's all your fault. I mean, you shouldn't expect a journalist like Reuben G. Baron of Boston, Massachusetts to fully research the subject of his article, should you?
 
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Arctic said:
When has giving somebody life advice on this forum ever worked?
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I look at it from this perspective:

If we try and they take it to heart, we've veered someone away from becoming an unproductive imbecile. If they dismiss our attempts at aiding them, we get to rub it in their faces and yell, "I told you so." If they dismiss our attempts and yell at us for "making fun" of them, we round up another bovine for the farms. There's really no poor outcome in this scenario.
 
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GREEDY FIREMAN said:
Well then it's all your fault. I mean, you shouldn't expect a journalist like Reuben G. Baron of Boston, Massachusetts to fully research the subject of his article, should you?
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It's not 'all' his fault. Reuben G. Baron alumnus of Bard College in Annadale-on-Hudson, NY would have wrote this article and intentionally misrepresented the facts whether he dug them up from webforums himself, or if he took illiterate White Supremacist Tyler Andrews' Kindergarten-level tweets as fact, or if he simply made it up.

All of this because Reuben Baron had a personal vendetta against a disabled person with schizophrenia and was attempting to dig up information while lying about being a journalist to get a handicapped person locked up in prison over stupid threats on twitter, mostly involving street racing, supposedly to protect his friend he met once at an anime convention Brianna Wu.
 
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Godot said:
yeah you're right, nobody deserves to be made fun of for something they have no control over, I'll make sure not to bring that up, there's much more valid reasons to be ripping on him, that shouldn't be one of them, its just one of those things where its so immediately obvious it becomes what you focus on
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Oh, he has some control over it. Note when he was alone giving a monologue while Jace was gone, no stutter whatsoever. When Jace insulted him, stuttorama. When Jace called him out on his bullshit, it got lots worse. When he got caught outright lying, he stuttered like a broken daisy wheel printer.

So he could control his stutter by talking less shit, at least around people likely to call him on it, and by not lying.
 
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Great thread and even better questions till this point.

@Reuben G. Baron I would like you to explain these videos:


Btw, I just downloaded your entire youtube channel for archivistic purposes and as a precaution if they disappear.

meowsoew said:
one more thing to highlight, last year he ran an indiegogo for a short film called "Book Girl". this is what $1170 gets you
in the words of one youtube commenter "im in hell. this is hell"
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WHAT THE FUCK.

 
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Billy_Sama said:
I just listened to Reuben's interview before going to bed last night thinking him as just a ween trying to act like some liberal Jewish stereotype, only to find out he wasn't acting and is a natural spastic.

@Reuben G. Baron, how does feel attacking a fellow otherkin?
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He makes me think of Ghost of True Capitalist Radio doing his gay voice, what an overly feminized fruitbowl milky-licker
 
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Abilene said:
Great thread and even better questions till this point.

@Reuben G. Baron I would like you to explain these videos:


Btw, I just downloaded your entire youtube channel for archivistic purposes and as a precaution if they disappear.



WHAT THE FUCK.
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