Kiwi Farms is basically the Batman universe

Exigent Circumcisions said:
Somebody didn't get bullied enough in school.
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I got bullied plenty.
The difference between me and your run of the mill lolcow is that instead of letting that define me it actually forced me to buck the fuck up and have a sense of humor about myself.

I knew full well y'all were going to call me the autistic fuckwit that I am. And I love y'all for that. I was just tryin to have a little fun.
 
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KF is cool and faggots want to invade the cool spaces online but for once the cool space says "FUCK YOU" to internet cops so the cool people can do BAD things like doxing to keep the faggots frightened about stepping foot in the cool space THANKS JOSH, VERY COOL, BORSCHT4U
 
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Belligerent Monk said:
I got bullied plenty.
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You got bullied though. I did too. We just got bullied enough.

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Belligerent Monk said:
I knew full well y'all were going to call me the autistic fuckwit that I am. And I love y'all for that. I was just tryin to have a little fun
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Ahh I see. So it turned into a humiliation fetish. Well, that's the cost of bullying I suppose; every once in a while it just makes a deviant.

Sorry 'bout your psyche, chief.
 
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DDBCAE CBAADCBE said:
Batman hasn't been a detective in the comics for a long time. At least not in any tangible sense beyond everyone telling him he's the world's greatest detective. The last time I remember him doing real detective work was Court Of Owls.
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Yeah... Things ain't been the same since Warner Brothers first got a hold of the capes crusader. But still. Maybe its just the boomer in me recalling my favorite Batman era.
 
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Belligerent Monk said:
Bear with me here I promise the thread title's premise will at least make a little sense I promise.

Kiwi Farms is basically Batman himself.
The users themselves, including yours truly, are all high-functioning autists who at the very least know enough to remain anonymous and keep the IRL spergery to a minimum, preferring to operate in the shadows like the Dark Knight.
The notable talent the Farms brings to the table is a nearly obsessive penchant for detective work. And Bruce Wayne is, at his core, a detective above all else (well, in the comics anyway).

The various lolcows and low-functioning spergs discussed here are, in their own weird ways, all comparable to the various villains Batman has dealt with over the years. Each with comprehensive dossiers compiled across the many bat-computers at our disposal. For example I liken Brianna Wu to the likes of the Riddler with his perceived self-importance and sense of intellectual superiority while his plans are laid to waste by overthinking things to such a degree that he gets BTFO'd by things so simple and obvious that it is absolutely fucking hilarious. Meanwhile he, like the Riddler, has a tenuous grasp at best on what and who he really is.

I'm curious to know what lolcows you guys could liken to DC/Batman villains.

Sorry I got super fucking baked and this just kinda came to me out of nowhere. I'd gotten all sentimental about the Farms and thought I'd share this bit of autistic nonsense with y'all.
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we need a "what did he mean by this" rating
 
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The Shadow said:
I need a detailed breakdown of which lolcow and farmer corresponds to which character.
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Thats kind of what I was hoping with this thread.
The problem is that the cows outnumber the list of available Batman/DC villains and some cows could even count as two or more villains.
 
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