Kiwi Farms is too slow. How do I make it go faster?

[Alex Hogendorp]

I refuse to microwave it because last time I tried to microwave something to get it to go faster, it ended in disaster, I microwaved a lava lamp and it exploded in my face making me go blind.

 

[Hamstirer]

Have you tried wiping it down with a bleach and ammonia mixture? It helped mine.

 

[SentinentCloud]

dowload the premium verson of Kiwi Farms deluxe edition

 

[Sean Shemmy]

Post more.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

cover your genitals with nair

 

[Chao Garden]

delete system 32

 

[gmax alcremie]

Downloadmoreram. tk

 

[Jason Wynn]

Put flame and lightning bolt decals on the sides of your computer. That’ll make it go super fast. It’s science

 

[someonenew]

it's probably your internet.

 

[Annoying Orange]

Connect your computer directly to the Kiwi Farms server.

 

[parsnip]

you have to blowjob null for speed boost it's not worth it