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Whaddya mean, it's not like he has embarrassing pictures of himself floating around.

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He'd fit right in in a Tim and Eric bit.
 
Kelly Astrada's Facebook army of Grandma Gertrude, little Tommy and That brat Niece Alexis will all be welcome additions to the farm anytime now. I haven't seen an entire family bumrush a thread, this ought to be good.

There should be a fair warning message. If you come here wanting to defend your honor: DON'T. Nothing good ever comes from it.
 
This thread is wonderful! I love reading hatemail. Tasty drama.

These people need to learn one of the most basic rules of the internet: Never post anything you wouldn't mind showing the public.
That is a rule that has served me well. Nothing on the net is private, and these people are foolish to think so. They were stupid enough to put their idiocy out there for us to see, and now they suffer the consequences.

It's a bit late for the lolcows on the forums here, but internet newbies should think before posting nudes and saying they are kin with North Korea and shit.
 
Keep the letters coming , this is going to be one heck of a time.
 
I never posted this but I received it just over 12 days ago.


The following message has been sent from Cowlick via the contact form at Kiwi Farms.
False Crimes Claimed Repeatedly
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Several times in several different threads, several members have made reference to me raping, biting, or in other ways attacking children, knowing no such thing ever happened.
 
OH I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS.

Okay, so everyone knows @MiRRoRMaN, right? He's a meth head who's been in and out of jail and is most well known for impersonating @PvtRichardCranium in a 3 day long meth fueled frenzy that everyone thought was hilarious and completely legit until I was speaking to the real Pvt at the same time as Mirrorman was putting on a show.

What most people don't know is that Mirrorman is also impersonating, uh, well, Mirrorman. He stole the name of some random furry blogger pedohpile 3d artist a fucking millennium ago and the dude just now found out and is sending emails to every forum Mirror posts on.


The following message has been sent from MiRRoRMaN via the contact form at Kiwi Farms.

Official statement regarding the fake me
Dear reader,

I found your website googling and to my amazement after many years the person pretending to be me is still at it, I have already just now released an official statement regarding this issue:

http://blog.amigacam.net/blog/index.php/amigacam/i-have-not-been-posting

I am hoping this will end the confusion for your message board and its users. True, I should have issued a statement much, much earlier but I simply have never had any experiences like this before in all of my 27 year career under the nickname MiRRoRMaN.

I hope this will help you and that you can perhaps be of some assistance in spreading the word that I simply do not post on ANY forums or message boards, and have not done so in over 13 years. Should you have any hesitation in clicking the above link, I have also pasted the statement under this e-mail for your convenience.

Kind regards,

MiRRoRMaN (The real one)
www.amigacam.net

The statement is as follows:

Statement:

Many years back I was suddenly confronted with people telling me I've been posting on their forum being mean to people and later on I even discovered a whole web page dedicated to that somebody apparantly being "me."

Imagine my surprise reading e-mails about some guy going around harassing forums and message boards pretending to be me. Why this person does that, I have no idea. But back in the day I decided to not give any credence or awknowledgement to him / her because it would give them some sort of validation. At first I thought it was just somebody with the same nickname as me, given how theres numerous "mirrormen" roaming the web, but from what i've gathered this person even sents people to this website and shows it to them.

Until only this week I found out that all these years later this person is still going at it. I know exactly who this person is, I don't know them personally, but apparantly they believe I have somehow wronged them. I haven't. People have adviced me in taking legal action against this person but I'm not the type of person to do this.

I did however feel the need to release this statement:

I did not post on your forum or message board. In fact, I am not the joining type for any website or forum. True, I have many many years ago back in like the late 90s and early 2000's till somewhere around 2002 posted on some forums, mostly dutch websites. It is true that back then I didn't always get along with people and in fact this is the very reason I stopped frequenting any place that would let me voice my opinion about anything. I decided back then to, as an artist, to just not have any opinion. I have more motivations for not voicing opinions, but that being one of them.

Know that artistry is my work though, so to go around being mean and vicious to people would cost me money and for the lack of a better word "fans". I just deemed it necassery to release this statement and it is the very last thing I say about it. I try to never focus on the negative, I have better things to do and my work is basically everything to me.

Now when people ask, I can simply show them this statement.

So in short: Which ever forum or message board you came from, being all angry at mirrorman, know that that mirrorman posting over there is not me. I am the only REAL MiRRoRMaN and I don't post on forums / message boards.

If it helps, I'm even willing to apologize on this persons behalf, even though it was not me who said whatever they said to you.

Cheers!

The REAL MiRRoRMaN.
 
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