Kiwi Farms SEO

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Cyclonus

All hail Galvatron!
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It's great to be back, but how do we get to the top of Google search over all the lying smear articles? When I Google "kiwi farms" I want to see us at the top of the list, middle fingers extended and dicks waving proudly.
 
SEO is fucked. Don't even bother. They de-indexed the .net home page before Cloudflare even dropped us.
 
Google always does wonderful work protecting Zoosadists, pedophils and groomers.
What a wonderful company.
 
Man I remember the days when null used to bitch about getting our SEO up and shit. Now it's just noise lmao....
 
All the relevance that will be lost by SEO will be gained by our transexual heroes and their campaign to make the internet aware that KF exists and has all the dirt you could possibly want. They seem more than happy to do the advertising legwork in exchange for victimhood currency.

I'm mostly just mad because if you looked up a thread on google then went to images, you'd get a whole bunch of funny pictures. Tom Tooter had great ones.

Man I remember the days when null used to bitch about getting our SEO up and shit. Now it's just noise lmao....
To be fair 2019 and now 3 years later are completely different worlds, especially in internet terms. Nowadays search engines in general are becoming useless fucking garbage you have to fight with constantly to get any kind of worthwhile results.
 
Don't Use Google.

Compare the results you get for 'kiwifarms' between Google, DuckDuckGo, Brave Search, Bing, Yandex, Qwant. Choose the least cancerous one as your default search engine (hint: it's not Google and it's not Brave Search).
 
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Was right near the top for me
 
It's in the top three for me as well now. Under the lies from Wikipedia but amusingly above articles crowing about us being taken down for good. I wonder if they'll stop pretending now?
 
At least KF is at the top result on Yandex.

(ot at least it was last time I checked it)
 
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