Feedback Kiwi Farms (Stealth) Improvements

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Trigger Me Timbers

Reformed Kekistani™
True & Honest Fan
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Aug 21, 2018
First I wana say thanks for quickly implementing a stealth theme after I rationally brought up its absence

However for it to be truly stealth I would ask for the following (I added my own CSS snippits I have been using with Stylish)

No Avatars. (No amount of Gray and Blue will make people not notice the big boobie anime avatars)

CSS:
  .contentRow-figure,
  .message-avatar,
  .structItem-cell.structItem-cell--icon,
  .structItem-iconContainer,
  .p-navgroup-link.p-navgroup-link--user .avatar,
  .avatar .avatar--xxs{
      display: none !important;
  }

Remove the Sonichu comic background (breaks the whole corp aethstetic)

CSS:
 .p-pageWrapper{
      background-image: none;
  }
The User Account avatar on the topbar seems to be bugged, its only 3.172px wide, not sure why its bugged but I would just remove it (above css will do this)

On behalf of the corporate slaves I would again like to thank the staff.

Now my 9 - 5'ers. Dig deep and greedily, those share prices wont inflate themselves.
 
This thread reminded me Kawaii theme was back, thank you. Much prefer it to the base theme.

Glad to see Stealth for you kiwis who use it, even if it's flawed still lmfao
 
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Everybody who browses Kiwi Farms while working deserves to be fired.
Me included.

Every few hundred times, have Stealth lock up the browser, put up a bunch of porn, and turn up the volume to play this at ear-splitting volume:

 
Hide ratings: Office workers will likely question why a post making a joke about a tranny's cunt has a martini glass from 7 people
Hide the little text under usernames: Reading "gas the yikes" will give anyone a red flag
Hide the whole "about us" section on the bottom of every page: Anyone would ask why a santitized corporate forum has a blurb at the bottom saying "we call them lolcows because they can be mi.lked for amusement or laughs."
Hide random.txt quotes: "Normies" don't get autism
Hide or change "true and honest fan" to "supporter" or something similar: No one gets someone else's inside joke
and if possible
Force a generic avatar: Quite obvious, most "innocent" people only have cartoon cat avatars
Either word filter certain words in usernames or randomly generate a generic username: Fairly obvious. "Jewed Hunter" looks a little odd, but "NiggerFaggot" would raise quite a few eyebrows.
 
Hide ratings: Office workers will likely question why a post making a joke about a tranny's cunt has a martini glass from 7 people
Hide the little text under usernames: Reading "gas the yikes" will give anyone a red flag
Hide the whole "about us" section on the bottom of every page: Anyone would ask why a santitized corporate forum has a blurb at the bottom saying "we call them lolcows because they can be mi.lked for amusement or laughs."
Hide random.txt quotes: "Normies" don't get autism
Hide or change "true and honest fan" to "supporter" or something similar: No one gets someone else's inside joke
and if possible
Force a generic avatar: Quite obvious, most "innocent" people only have cartoon cat avatars
Either word filter certain words in usernames or randomly generate a generic username: Fairly obvious. "Jewed Hunter" looks a little odd, but "NiggerFaggot" would raise quite a few eyebrows.
Don't forget to hide the rest of the site too
 
Hide ratings: Office workers will likely question why a post making a joke about a tranny's cunt has a martini glass from 7 people
Hide the little text under usernames: Reading "gas the yikes" will give anyone a red flag
Hide the whole "about us" section on the bottom of every page: Anyone would ask why a santitized corporate forum has a blurb at the bottom saying "we call them lolcows because they can be mi.lked for amusement or laughs."
Hide random.txt quotes: "Normies" don't get autism
Hide or change "true and honest fan" to "supporter" or something similar: No one gets someone else's inside joke
and if possible
Force a generic avatar: Quite obvious, most "innocent" people only have cartoon cat avatars
Either word filter certain words in usernames or randomly generate a generic username: Fairly obvious. "Jewed Hunter" looks a little odd, but "NiggerFaggot" would raise quite a few eyebrows.

If you have that kind of scrutiny at work, maybe you shouldn't browse the farms in the first place while there (and I say this as someone that has the monitors towards the rest of the open space office)
 
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If you have that kind of scrutiny at work, maybe you shouldn't browse the farms in the first place while there (and I say this as someone that has the monitors towards the rest of the open space office)
I guess the objective of stealth is that a passing glance at the monitor won't raise eyebrows. Something that'd really help that is automatically spoilering any images posted. That way, you could look both ways before opening an image in a degenerate thread.
 
I Know it might not be possible, but what if the Top bar also had "Collaborative Data Services" Replacing the KF Title, Then it would be totally stealthy

Everybody who browses Kiwi Farms while working deserves to be fired.
Me included.
Haven't been caught yet lmao
 
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Hide ratings: Office workers will likely question why a post making a joke about a tranny's cunt has a martini glass from 7 people
Hide the little text under usernames: Reading "gas the yikes" will give anyone a red flag
Hide the whole "about us" section on the bottom of every page: Anyone would ask why a santitized corporate forum has a blurb at the bottom saying "we call them lolcows because they can be mi.lked for amusement or laughs."
Hide random.txt quotes: "Normies" don't get autism
Hide or change "true and honest fan" to "supporter" or something similar: No one gets someone else's inside joke
and if possible
Force a generic avatar: Quite obvious, most "innocent" people only have cartoon cat avatars
Either word filter certain words in usernames or randomly generate a generic username: Fairly obvious. "Jewed Hunter" looks a little odd, but "NiggerFaggot" would raise quite a few eyebrows.
Stealth theme is so when your boss walks by he just catches a glimpse of an innocuous marketing webpage. If you're regularly under such close scrutiny you need thus post filtered because Im calling you a mega gay ass nigger faggot then you really should stay off this site all together when at work.
 
Stealth theme is so when your boss walks by he just catches a glimpse of an innocuous marketing webpage. If you're regularly under such close scrutiny you need thus post filtered because Im calling you a mega gay ass nigger faggot then you really should stay off this site all together when at work.

Honestly, until people started asking when it would come back I thought stealth mode was a joke mode.
 
Amazed the quick turnaround! No more bigboobie anime avatars and ChrisChan backgrounds to be seen! Also we are now Collaborative Data Services (again)!

I am still seeing avatars on the homepage however

CSS:
.avatar .avatar--xs

Apart from that thanks again to the KF Staff! <3
 
Removing the icons removes the padding on the left side (at least on iOS Safari).
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