Kiwi Farms Users As Fighting Game Characters - FREE FOR ALL

Every Kiwi Farms user approaches the crime scene and then immediately becomes aroused by the dead body. They all get fired 3 weeks later for jerking off in the forensics lab.

The end.

edit: sorry I misread as "Fighting Crime characters"
 
I'd be a joke character which has a completely different and hard to use moveset, yet some people still find a way to main me
 
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I'd be a palette swap of nerfed Enkidu from undernight inbirth if I only had 3 more years of martial arts.
 
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I'd be interested to know what kind of fighting game character you guys think I'd make.

Josh would be a typical SNK boss. When you get a "Game Errverr", you'll get a special cutscene where your character is force-fed. He's also the announcer.

Deagle Nation should be a secret unlockable top-tier character who'd be a combination of Guile from Street Fighter and Sheng Hua Nan from Dong Dong Never Die. He uses an airsoft assault rifle because real guns are gay. If you fail the bonus stage by not destroying the car in time, you'll get a special animation where he screams about how he can't even kick in the windshield because it's made of "bullshit plastic from Chinks".

@theralph would be the creepy horror character. You'd expect him to be the heavy/fat guy only to find out that it's just a mere empty shell/host for his gunt, which is a combination of Krang from TMNT and Venom.
 
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>tfw you'd just be a parrot themed Urien.
I can and will aegis reflector your ass off the walls.

Fougaro said:
I'd be interested to know what kind of fighting game character you guys think I'd make.
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Flashy projectile spam with a sick mixup game i'd wager.
 
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Fougaro said:
I'd be interested to know what kind of fighting game character you guys think I'd make.

Josh would be a typical SNK boss. When you get a "Game Errverr", you'll get a special cutscene where your character is force-fed. He's also the announcer.

Deagle Nation should be a secret unlockable top-tier character who'd be a combination of Guile from Street Fighter and Sheng Hua Nan from Dong Dong Never Die. He uses an airsoft assault rifle because real guns are gay. If you fail the bonus stage by not destroying the car in time, you'll get a special animation where he screams about how he can't even kick in the windshield because it's made of "bullshit plastic from Chinks".

@theralph would be the creepy horror character. You'd expect him to be the heavy/fat guy only to find out that it's just a mere empty shell/host for his gunt, which is a combination of Krang from TMNT and Venom.
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You'd be like nightmare from soulcal
 
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I would be the button masher character who noobs win easily with against other noobs, but who is f- tier in the pro-scene. In a weird bit of fighting-game-ception, my character mains himself despite his low standing in the tier lists.
 
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