🥝 Community Kiwi Fortress - An unofficial Kiwi Farms Team Fortress 2 server.

[babaisyou]

Kiwi Fortress​

(unofficial)
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This is a 24/7 Team Fortress 2 server, located in Europe* and in the US, (thanks @Flaming Dumpster !) running primarily vanilla maps.

*The EU server is offline due to a low volume of traffic

How to connect:
This server is routed through Steam Datagram Relays, meaning that there is no public IP address for people to join, you'll need to use the server browser instead by searching for Kiwi Fortress or sorting with one or more of these tags: kiwi fortress farms

Being routed over SDR means that I don't know your IP address and neither do you know the servers IP, however your Steam profile and Steam ID will still be visible to all players connected.

Adding the server to bookmarks sadly won't work as the fake IP address will change if the connection has a hiccup or the server is restarted.

Read me before joining:

You should practice proper internet hygiene.

SDR suffers from a bug which will falsely report the server as having 255 players connected, there is no known fix for this. You can check the true player count by right clicking on the server and clicking on "View Server Info"

Rules:

1. Mic spam is permitted, it is up to players to mute spammers.
2. No cheating, if you are spinbotting I will murder you.
3. Respect the law of the land, this especially applies to sprays and decals.
4. nigger lol

Server features:

• Fairly clean map pool (48 maps)
• All talk
• Random crits
• Random spread
• Votes for map changes, scramble, player kicking

Feedback is highly appreciated!

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

Rounds last 41 minutes.

if the gamemodes and rounds are frequently shuffled and shortened, i might actually download tf2.

 

[Jerry1337]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

 

[babaisyou]

if the gamemodes and rounds are frequently shuffled and shortened, i might actually download tf2.

The next poll is going to be make CTF a "more chill gamemode" as in, one round limit, 60 minute map timer, 5 intel cap limit.

Previously played maps are on cooldown for 4 maps.

 

[Breadbassket]

What maps will be played on the server?

 

[babaisyou]

What is the starting map list?

The server starts with Badlands by default and will rotate with the following mapcycle: (as of writing)

Spoiler: mapcycle.txt

arena_badlands
arena_byre
arena_granary
arena_lumberyard_event
arena_lumberyard
arena_nucleus
arena_offblast_final
arena_perks
arena_ravine
arena_sawmill
arena_watchtower
arena_well
ctf_2fort
ctf_2fort_invasion
ctf_applejack
ctf_crasher
ctf_doublecross
ctf_doublecross_snowy
ctf_frosty
ctf_helltrain_event
ctf_landfall
ctf_pelican_peak
ctf_sawmill
ctf_snowfall_final
ctf_turbine
ctf_turbine_winter
ctf_well
cp_5gorge
cp_badlands
cp_canaveral_5cp
cp_coldfront
cp_fastlane
cp_foundry
cp_freight_final1
cp_granary
cp_gullywash_final1
cp_metalworks
cp_powerhouse
cp_process_final
cp_reckoner
cp_sunshine_event
cp_snakewater_final1
cp_sunshine
cp_vanguard
cp_well
cp_yukon_final
cp_altitude
cp_brew
cp_carrier
cp_gravelpit_snowy
cp_dustbowl
cp_ambush_event
cp_egypt_final
cp_frostwatch
cp_gorge
cp_gorge_event
cp_gravelpit
ctf_haarp
cp_hadal
cp_hardwood_final
cp_junction_final
cp_lavapit_final
cp_manor_event
cp_mercenarypark
cp_mossrock
cp_mountainlab
cp_snowplow
cp_spookeyridge
cp_steel
cp_sulfur
cp_overgrown
cp_burghausen
cp_degrootkeep
cp_degrootkeep_rats
cp_standin_final
tc_hydro
pl_badwater
pl_barnblitz
pl_bloodwater
pl_borneo
pl_breadspace
pl_cactuscanyon
pl_fifthcurve_event
pl_camber
pl_cashworks
pl_chilly
pl_corruption
pl_embargo
pl_emerge
pl_enclosure_final
pl_frontier_final
pl_frostcliff
pl_goldrush
pl_rumble_event
pl_sludgepit_event
pl_hasslecastle
pl_millstone_event
pl_hoodoo_final
pl_odyssey
pl_phoenix
pl_pier
pl_coal_event
pl_precipice_event_final
pl_rumford_event
pl_snowycoast
pl_spineyard
pl_swiftwater_final1
pl_terror_event
pl_thundermountain
pl_upward
pl_venice
pl_wutville_event
plr_bananabay
plr_hacksaw_event
plr_hacksaw
plr_hightower_event
plr_hightower
plr_nightfall_final
plr_pipeline
koth_badlands
koth_brazil
koth_cachoeira
koth_cascade
koth_bagel_event
koth_viaduct_event
koth_lakeside_event
koth_harvest_final
koth_harvest_event
koth_highpass
koth_king
koth_krampus
koth_lakeside_final
koth_slaughter_event
koth_lazarus
koth_los_muertos
koth_maple_ridge_event
koth_megalo
koth_megaton
koth_undergrove_event
koth_moonshine_event
koth_nucleus
koth_probed
koth_rotunda
koth_sawmill
koth_sharkbay
koth_synthetic_event
koth_slasher
koth_slime
koth_snowtower
koth_sawmill_event
koth_suijin
koth_viaduct
sd_doomsday_event
sd_doomsday
cp_cloak
rd_asteroid
ctf_foundry
ctf_gorge
ctf_hellfire
ctf_thundermountain
pass_brickyard
pass_district
pass_timbertown
pd_atom_smash
pd_cursed_cove_event
pd_farmageddon
pd_galleria
pd_mannsylvania
pd_monster_bash
pd_pit_of_death_event
pd_selbyen
pd_snowville_event
pd_watergate
vsh_distillery
vsh_nucleus
vsh_skirmish
vsh_tinyrock
zi_atoll
zi_devastation_final1
zi_murky
zi_sanitarium
zi_woods
// Custom Maps
workshop/conquest_hydro_a3.ugc3122211113
workshop/cp_hydro_b2.ugc3248174201
workshop/quake_turbine_rc3.ugc3250210872
workshop/quake_e1m2_rc2.ugc3250882425
workshop/ctf_2fort_event_final_fix_4.ugc3328464232
workshop/cp_toyfort2_lv.ugc472470177
workshop/ctf_2fort_construction.ugc3135610731
workshop/cp_helmsdeep_v2.ugc666366518
workshop/pl_cactuscanyon_redux_m_rc2.ugc3283741589
workshop/rd_asteroid_redux_b1.ugc2154902912
workshop/balloon_race_v2b.ugc454135984
workshop/arena_mw2_highrise.ugc2986350446
workshop/bomberman_battle_game.ugc2908047554
workshop/koth_sneed.ugc2188478353
workshop/cp_junction_reborn_rc1.ugc2643183288

If some of these map suck enough from feedback I'll be happy to remove them from rotation.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'll hop on at some point. Finally, we can be retarded in peace.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

>located in Europe
Well, have fun I guess.

 

[piombo]

should be mentioned, any time you join the server you MUST write nigger to prove that you're a based and redpilled chudderino, because it would be inconcievable that a redpilled and based chudderino would not write nigger

 

[Kataskopos]

Spoiler:

kino

toasting in epic bread

 

[TapewormSalesman]

No rd_asteroid? Am I the only one that misses rd_asteroid?

 

[unhealing wound]

You didn't add convoy. Or it might not be in the nomination list.

 

[babaisyou]

You didn't add convoy. Or it might not be in the nomination list.

Forgot to do that, added both CTF and CP variants into rotation.

No rd_asteroid? Am I the only one that misses rd_asteroid?

I can't directly add the OG variant of it, I've compromised and added the "Redux" version on the workshop.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Read me before joining:
Being routed over SDR means that I don't know your IP address and neither do you know the servers IP, however your steam profile and steam ID will still be visible to all players connected. I have setup player name anonymization* meaning that you have a random name that shuffles between map changes.

*This plugin currently isn't feature complete, so you should take additional precautions.

You still should practice proper internet hygiene.

TF2 is F2P. Create a sock account for Steam just to be sure if you actually decide to play on this server.

 

[Sneed or Death]

Damn, I miss having time to play vidya

As consolation I will share my favorite tf2 video, even a decade later

 

[thhrang]

pl_embargo

Get this Overwatch-ass trash off the map rotation!

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Just make your profile private, it's not hard.
US server when

 

[SandyCat]

I wonder how many people are going to get doxed from joining on their power level steam account

 

[Sarn’t]

Wow, someone finally made a KF TF2 server that works this time. Can’t wait to lag out for not living in Europe but have fun regardless.

 

[General Insomnia]

CP variants into rotation.

HANK! HANK! HAANK!