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🥝 Community Kiwi Fortress - An unofficial Kiwi Farms Team Fortress 2 server.
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(unofficial)
This is a 24/7 Team Fortress 2 server, located in Europe* and in the US, (thanks
@Flaming Dumpster !) running primarily vanilla maps.
*The EU server is offline due to a low volume of traffic
How to connect :
This server is routed through Steam Datagram Relays, meaning that there is no public IP address for people to join, you'll need to use the server browser instead by searching for Kiwi Fortress or sorting with one or more of these tags:
kiwi fortress farms
Being routed over
SDR means that I don't know your IP address and neither do you know the servers IP, however your Steam profile and Steam ID will still be visible to all players connected.
Adding the server to bookmarks sadly won't work as the fake IP address will change if the connection has a hiccup or the server is restarted.
Read me before joining: You should practice proper internet hygiene. SDR suffers from a bug which will falsely report the server as having 255 players connected, there is no known fix for this. You can check the true player count by right clicking on the server and clicking on "View Server Info" Rules :
Mic spam is permitted, it is up to players to mute spammers.
No cheating, if you are spinbotting I will murder you.
Respect the law of the land, this especially applies to sprays and decals.
nigger lol
Server features:
Fairly clean map pool (48 maps)
All talk
Random crits
Random spread
Votes for map changes, scramble, player kicking
Feedback is highly appreciated!
Last edited: Mar 16, 2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWUvCepSLtI
True & Honest Fan
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if the gamemodes and rounds are frequently shuffled and shortened, i might actually download tf2.
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
if the gamemodes and rounds are frequently shuffled and shortened, i might actually download tf2.
The next poll is going to be make CTF a "more chill gamemode" as in, one round limit, 60 minute map timer, 5 intel cap limit.
Previously played maps are on cooldown for 4 maps.
True & Honest Fan
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What maps will be played on the server?
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
What is the starting map list?
The server starts with Badlands by default and will rotate with the following mapcycle: (as of writing)
Spoiler: mapcycle.txt
arena_badlands
If some of these map suck enough from feedback I'll be happy to remove them from rotation.
Sploopity Sploosh.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I'll hop on at some point. Finally, we can be retarded in peace.
the hardcore, that's what DAJ is here for
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
>located in Europe
Well, have fun I guess.
mazzate a non finire....
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should be mentioned, any time you join the server you MUST write nigger to prove that you're a based and redpilled chudderino, because it would be inconcievable that a redpilled and based chudderino would not write nigger
Sweesh, swoosh swurry! You are now a furry!
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No rd_asteroid? Am I the only one that misses rd_asteroid?
You didn't add convoy. Or it might not be in the nomination list.
True & Honest Fan
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You didn't add convoy. Or it might not be in the nomination list.
Forgot to do that, added both CTF and CP variants into rotation.
No rd_asteroid? Am I the only one that misses rd_asteroid?
I can't directly add the OG variant of it, I've compromised and added the "Redux" version on the workshop.
hihg iq
True & Honest Fan
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Read me before joining: SDR means that I don't know your IP address and neither do you know the servers IP, however your steam profile and steam ID will still be visible to all players connected. I have setup player name anonymization* meaning that you have a random name that shuffles between map changes.
TF2 is F2P. Create a sock account for Steam just to be sure if you actually decide to play on this server.
"I yam disgustipated"
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Damn, I miss having time to play vidya
As consolation I will share my favorite tf2 video, even a decade later
All the ashes of men remain, as a perfect memory.
True & Honest Fan
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Get this Overwatch-ass trash off the map rotation!
My lyrics are bottomless...
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Just make your profile private, it's not hard.
US server when
Send strength XP
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I wonder how many people are going to get doxed from joining on their power level steam account
Semper Ridens
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Wow, someone finally made a KF TF2 server that works this time. Can’t wait to lag out for not living in Europe but have fun regardless.
Admiral Autism
True & Honest Fan
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CP variants into rotation.
HANK! HANK! HAANK!
Kiwi Fortress
SDR suffers from a bug which will falsely report the server as having 255 players connected, there is no known fix for this. You can check the true player count by right clicking on the server and clicking on "View Server Info"
