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Axolotl Advisor advises that you should not talk to Professor Siklic if you have a vagina.
Kiwi High 2: Kiwi State University
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Axolotl Advisor advises that you should not talk to Professor Siklic if you have a vagina.
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I'll be the guy who shows up at college and tries to reinvent myself, always talking with a British accent.
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- Mar 15, 2013
Party in the Barbara Weston dorm tonight! There are will be pot, a keg, and jello shots. And afterwards we are going to paint the arms of the school mascot blue!!!
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- Mar 24, 2013
I just stole Cow U's mascot! Just tied it's leash to the back of my motorcycle and rode off. I never knew a heifer could run at 50mph.
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- Feb 3, 2013
Maybe give that heifer to a furry convention. It would give Cow U more time to deal with the fact that their mascot is away from them.
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- Mar 24, 2013
I wound up ditching the heifer in the woods. She kept talking to me in Poor Japanese, hitting on me and asking if I liked anime. Then she handed me a camera and started posing with her ass out like she was dropping a deuce.
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- Feb 3, 2013
LaRouche’s followers pass out pamphlets and give speeches in the quad
Brad Watson street preaches on the main road near campus
Connor walks around talking into a digital voice recorder about grisly murders and about scenes for his sci fi books
The weeaboos post notices for their anime and manga club on the bulletin boards all over campus
The bronies love and tolerate everyone, and spam ponies all over the place
The loveshys and wizards go to speed dating all the time but never end up with a date
Brad Watson street preaches on the main road near campus
Connor walks around talking into a digital voice recorder about grisly murders and about scenes for his sci fi books
The weeaboos post notices for their anime and manga club on the bulletin boards all over campus
The bronies love and tolerate everyone, and spam ponies all over the place
The loveshys and wizards go to speed dating all the time but never end up with a date
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- Feb 3, 2013
Did the SJW's cry oppression as they went into a verbal battle against the bronies, loveshys, and wizards?LaRouche’s followers pass out pamphlets and give speeches in the quad
Brad Watson street preaches on the main road near campus
Connor walks around talking into a digital voice recorder about grisly murders and about scenes for his sci fi books
The weeaboos post notices for their anime and manga club on the bulletin boards all over campus
The bronies love and tolerate everyone, and spam ponies all over the place
The loveshys and wizards go to speed dating all the time but never end up with a date
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- Dec 17, 2013
I'm currently working towards a Bachelor's of Science in 1337 haxxoring. I plan to write my dissertation on the ethics of hacking other people's profiles. Connor is gonna help me write it 
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I'm currently working towards a Bachelor's of Science in 1337 haxxoring. I plan to write my dissertation on the ethics of hacking other people's profiles. Connor is gonna help me write it
Bad call. It's going to take several years to get written if he's helping.
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- Dec 17, 2013
ATTENTION ALL KSU STUDENTS! There has been a serious outbreak of crotch fungus and other groin related infections on campus. All students are required to come in for testing to help stop the spread. All students will receive a subscription of medications. Anyone who refuses to submit to this test will be expelled from school.
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Can I get my meds then? I don't want to leave this university without getting my degree in fan autism. Tell me, does my groin have mushrooms?
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- Jul 22, 2013
OMG I WAS TOTES A GOTH IN HIGH SCHOOL LOLZ!
I'm trying to get into the Kappa Alpha Omega House now!
WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME!
OMG GO KIWIS!!!! I fucked the whole soccer team lolz
I'm trying to get into the Kappa Alpha Omega House now!
WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME!
OMG GO KIWIS!!!! I fucked the whole soccer team lolz
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- Mar 24, 2013
Wanna go out with me one night to make up for not going to prom with me? We'll get a nice dinner then ride my motorcycle through the canyons.
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- Aug 25, 2013
*walks around campus, wearing a large trenchcoat and trilby, while describing gristly murder scenes into an RCA handheld recorder