Kiwi High: The Thread

[Pine Tar]

I came in it, shat in it, oiled it up, bit into it and fucked it until it bled.

Hey dumbass! I'm making @Glaive the new quarterback. Pick up your sex doll and go home!

 

[Cuck Norris]

The Lonely Hearts Club

Got a new recruitment poster with our mascot on it and everything
Please join.

We band geeks support this endeavor.

 

[Connor Bible]

Axolotl Counsellor says you should get psychiatric assistance.

I'm Axolotl Counsellor.

And that's my cue to walk around the school naked.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

And that's my cue to walk around the school naked.

Axolotl Counsellor sees no problem in such actions being taken.

 

[LegoTugboat]

And that's my cue to walk around the school naked.

And that's why you shouldn't mainstream autists.

 

[Fialovy]

Okay! I'll go! Just warn you I might be a little late due to gaming club and a tournament there. This better not tarnish my chances of becoming homecoming queen, you hear?

 

[Connor Bible]

And that's why you shouldn't mainstream autists.

Shoot the fucking retards.

 

[The Knife]

Okay! I'll go! Just warn you I might be a little late due to gaming club and a tournament there. This better not tarnish my chances of becoming homecoming queen, you hear?

I'm campaigning for you, Fia! In it to win it, lol! Love ya, gurl!

*prepares bucket of pig's blood*

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Shoot the fucking retards.

Axolotl Counselor would like to remind you that retards are an endangered species in Kiwi High and should be treated with the utmost care by feeding them all your junk food and hoping they go extinct.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Okay! I'll go! Just warn you I might be a little late due to gaming club and a tournament there. This better not tarnish my chances of becoming homecoming queen, you hear?

Nooooooooo, it's all trill, yo?
*plans to booze up fialovy and take awful pics to better her and CatParty's chances at the homecoming crowns*

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Sweet! I got the last spot in Skunk-Catching 101 with Professor Scudworth!

 

[morganna]

And that's my cue to walk around the school naked.

It's... smaller than I expected. :/ Are you okay?

 

[LegoTugboat]

Nooooooooo, it's all trill, yo?
*plans to booze up fialovy and take awful pics to better her and CatParty's chances at the homecoming crowns*

So, Professor Connors is single? Interesting, I wonder if I can pair him with Counsellor Vade.

 

[Connor Bible]

feeding them all your junk food and hoping they go extinct.

The only thing they should be fed is bullets.

 

[Fialovy]

Axolotl Counselor would like to remind you that retards are an endangered species in Kiwi High and should be treated with the utmost care by feeding them all your junk food and hoping they go extinct.

you are probably the most patient counselor ever, you taking interns in the near future?

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

you are probably the most patient counselor ever, you taking interns in the near future?

Axolotl Counsellor is currently taking applications. Please fill one out in triplicate and wait 4 to 6 weeks to be told you filled them out incorrectly.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Does anyone know what Professor Wu's degree is in? We're supposed to be learning about modern feminism but she just keeps shrieking that we're persecuting her and we should give her money.

 

[Ariel]

Pffft. Six pages in and no cliques have been established? Do you guys even highschool??

Also, slumber party at my place tonight. @CatParty is old enough to buy us booze. @Melchett @Fialovy @chimpchan @Melchett @Objection! @Waifu @The Knife @littlebiscuits @Hunger Mythos @KatsuKitty @Rio are all invited
ETA: @applecat @Philly Cheese Steak @silentprincess
EETA: @Trickie @Christ-Chan

Will your dad drive us to Blockbuster so we can spend an hour choosing movies?

 

[exball]

endangered species

 

[Fialovy]

Nooooooooo, it's all trill, yo?
*plans to booze up fialovy and take awful pics to better her and CatParty's chances at the homecoming crowns*

Why are you looking at me all funny?

Will your dad drive us to Blockbuster so we can spend an hour choosing movies?

BLOCKBUSTER IS DEAD