Kiwi High: The Thread

[The Dude]

This grading system is so weird
Yesterday I got an A-Log on my Home Ec assignment.

Next time don't call the assignment a "Fat fucking welfare leech" and wish it would die.

 

[Fialovy]

This grading system is so weird
Yesterday I got an A-Log on my Home Ec assignment.

I get a lot of "gay and unrealistics" too

 

[Dr. Meme]

If you wanna join the Tunnel Snakes... Ya' gotta make it through initiation.

Way ahead of ya

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Guess who #jenked the bathroom stalls?

 

[The Dude]

Guess who #jenked the bathroom stalls?

Connor?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Connor?

Likely except for the fact that I don't think he would write #skeetailin and #prrrnkmstr in the splattered jenk with his fingers.

Then again, you never know. #tyced #pronk #whytpowr #skeltin

 

[Sanic]

This'll probably be playing around the school.

 

[Saney]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=Sb5aq5HcS1A;t=85
This'll probably be playing around the school.

No, I hijacked the PA system, now this plays wherever I go.

 

[The Dude]

I'm going to ask @Pikonic to the prom. I hope she says yes.

 

[RetardBus]

Hey Coach @Pine Tar, the opposing quarterback has been taken care of. Some supplies from my father's butcher shop helped, to say the least. I have some nice concrete shoes and a boat by the docks set up for you, so you can deliver him to his scenic destination in some remote lake area, probably by the mountains. Put the goods in the trunk of your car when driving to the pier, and good luck coach.

 

[Xarpho]

There needs to be a study hall by Hunger Mythos with lots of corgis to play with.

 

[Pine Tar]

Hey Coach @Pine Tar, the opposing quarterback has been taken care of. Some supplies from my father's butcher shop helped, to say the least. I have some nice concrete shoes and a boat by the docks set up for you, so you can deliver him to his scenic destination in some remote lake area, probably by the mountains. Put the goods in the trunk of your car when driving to the pier, and good luck coach.

Alright, will do! I put that stuff on our teams jerseys and no one will be able to tackle them. Just like the Denver Broncos back in '97.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Kiwi High football.

 

[Pikonic]

I'm going to ask @Pikonic to the prom. I hope she says yes.

Please, going to the conformist drama dance is so beneath me

 

[The Dude]

Please, going to the conformist drama dance is so beneath me

*Stands outside Pikonic's bedroom window holding up boom box playing "In Your Eyes" like John Cusack in Say Anything*

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

*Stands outside Pikonic's bedroom window holding up boom box playing "In Your Eyes" like John Cusack in Say Anything*

Axolotl Counselor says that whether or not a stalking charge will be pressed against you is dependent on the music you play outside the window, so for fuck's sake, pick a better love ballad.

 

[Dollars2010]

There needs to be a study hall by Hunger Mythos with lots of corgis to play with.

If someone is feeling stressed, being attacked by sads, or anything, my crew and I shall bring many comforts to all of Kiwi High.

 

[Pikonic]

Which one of us is the dashing rich blond lacrosse bro that has everything?

 

[The Dude]

Which one of us is the dashing rich blond lacrosse bro that has everything?

Not me. I'm the beefy loner punk rocker brooding moodily while sitting on the tailgate of my truck.

 

[Pikonic]

@Rio is the cute foreign exchange student.