Kiwi Merch 2025

A Hawaiian shirt with a repeating Kiwifarms pattern would be great to wear while going fishing.
I also personally love the MDE/Sam Hyde shirts, and I would buy a Kiwifarms shirt that looks like one instantly.
 
Ive been doing pixel art since the wplace thing appeared and did some kiwi-based art feel free to use those or if you want me to make something in similar style i can do it
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Also if you gonna do kiwilings stickers also make an acsessories stickers like a hat or a fishing rod so people can place them doing shit like lego
 
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My humble submission in regards to "eggshell" stickers that are difficult to remove
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one slightly spoopy themed
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I actually really like these, they would be panic-inducing for so many troons.

I don't know about the "total retard war," don't feel like that's necessary. Without it, it's just this mysterious thing that most people wouldn't have much of an opinion on unless you already knew about it. "Retard" means normies will also try to scrape it off.
 
I'd like to nominate a few of my favorite kiwilings for merch
The classic fishing kiwi, cowboy, a couple varieties of helicopter kiwi, submarine, tall kiwi in a hat, weightlifting kiwi:
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A couple varieties of gun shooting kiwi, FIFTY CALIBER BMG RIFLE!!!!!, Loch Ness monster, Kiwi fortress 2:
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Taller kiwis and a parachuting kiwi, a tank:
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And this final screenshot has too many good kiwilings to name them all, I particularly like the wahmen kiwis with bows and the horse riding cowboy:
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Any kind of merch that I can stick on stuff I already own is what I prefer, and it gives a more affordable option as opposed to apparel or a mousepad. So stickers, iron/sew patches, pins, and keychains are definitely up there for me.

I would love a massive collection of hamsters and kiwilings to stick all over the place. I'll want to buy some to save for next June to put on my local gay nigga flag propaganda.
 
there you go, Vito the pedo BTFO
you can do that by simply having a normal life, not being a degenerate, and having real friends that don't shit all over you or your failed projects on their gay podcasts/shows
 
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I’ve wanted this on more merch for a long time. It’s such a perfect logo. I’d always envisioned a shirt, but enamel pins or stickers, whatever, would be cool. I forever kick myself for not ordering that first coin, & am still on the hunt for one. (Please message me if anyone has leads on a decently priced one.)
I also would like a coin if available somewhere
 
I know in the recent stream you mentioned wanting to do stickers. Obviously ill buy any kiwifarms merch, but stickers are not permanent enough imo, even if they are durable. I prefer something I can keep forever.
 
Make a sticker for Mati.live so people can plaster it everywhere.
Or just a sticker with kiwifarms on them so others will seethe.
 
My Rohypnol tote just disintegrated, I need a replacement and would definitely buy one or two.

Also really wish there was a way to make merch with the little animated kiwilings, they’re so incredibly cute.
 
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