Kiwi Merch 2026 - So everything required gets done in time to ship

[Sneed Force One]

I want to do a silver coin run to commemorate 13 years. I think the guy that did the last design is gone though.

Using shitty AI models, thought of a possible draft for one side of the coin.
Obviously the numbers needs to be fixed up and accurate, I like the inclusion of a little roulette ball though. The rim's double denticles may be overly detailed IMO.

Is there a choice in edges? A lettered edge for an extra motto would be great.

 

[Banquet Meal]

whatever you guys are selling, will someone please let me know when, so i can give you all of my money????

 

[3MMA]

Josh mentioned on MATI as well as here that he wants to do a BMJ coin for the 13th anniversary.

To be accurate, he said he was thinking of using BMJ while tossing around ideas of what to feature on the 13th anniversary coin, not that it was set. I’m not a big fan of BMJ as the portrait, nor most cows honestly. It’d have to be one who is on another level to have mass appeal. Gothic King Cobra would fit the bill, but I definitely relate to what @Null said regarding not wanting to push it with Cobes father, Clint. I’m currently leaning towards the fine & glorious News Ham, it would be really good looking & appealing to many.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

The little page bottom kiwis are SO DAMN CUTE!!! I would love to buy something with them. A shopping tote is probably too girly to appeal to the mass but Id use it frequently.

 

[gagabobo1997]

It’d have to be one who is on another level to have mass appeal.

There are many, many people on the forum that think BMJ is the best cow in many years. I personally think he'd be great on a coin. But maybe it's cause I like gambling themed items.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Oh this thread exists, than i will repost my work here.
I sketched out bossman but so far he looks a bit too tired imo. I will try to do more flattering shot cause i think it will fit the coin better.
But do tell me what do you guys think. And of course @Null too.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

And if you guys have a pic of bmj where it doesn't look like theres bees live under his eyelids that would help too

 

[The Mighty Banth]

Slobber mutt on one side, kiwi holding the mighty faggot on the other, like the Dime.

 

[A_Skellington]

I'd like more hoodies, specifically pullovers. I just lost my kiwi of the corn one in a house fire.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Nah
Bags under his eyes are essensial to his face.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nah
Bags under his eyes are essensial to his face.
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A perfect synthesis
The wide-eyed focus of upfag, "Hondabros..." and LFGs
The ever-increasing tiredness of DEWD NO, mines and violencebros

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

i see the direction and im going for it

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

i see the direction and im going for it
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This looks fuckin sick bro!!!!

 

[Sneed Force One]

Oh this thread exists, than i will repost my work here.
I sketched out bossman but so far he looks a bit too tired imo. I will try to do more flattering shot cause i think it will fit the coin better.
But do tell me what do you guys think. And of course @Null too.
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Another AI mockups based off @DefinitelyNotMe's BMJ side profile.

I feel like its missing a 'Farms logo however. Maybe change the card deck suit to a kiwi bird?

Edit:
On second thought, Blackjack would be more fitting. Maybe a bust hand?

Second edit:

Maybe the roulette ball landing on "13", with a KF logo in the middle of the wheel?
(the AI wouldn't put the ball in the fucking pocket despite asking it several times)

 

[gagabobo1997]

@DefinitelyNotMe looks very good

 

[3MMA]

The drawings are looking really nice, very talented people here. I’m not much of a drawer, but more variety is needed. Someone with art skills, please take a crack at other designs since it’s not set yet.

Let’s see some sexy goth bad boy, some handsome News Hams, some other options as BMJ isn’t the only ticket in town, & though popular to some, far from universal in the manner of meaningful symbols. It’d be good to see other options since BMJ was only floated as an idea, & having one idea shoehorned as the only option isn't appealing, even if I was a fan of the possibility. There was too much crap between bmj & balldo fags who couldn’t chill, & it’d be nice to have a 13th anniversary coin that’s independent of that, imo. Here’s a mock-up, as I’m not much of a drawer:

Base image 1:

Base image 2:

 

[Tinidril]

I wouldn't buy anything with BMJ on it. He ricochets from a crashingly boring junkie to an irritating degenerate gambler, and I've had enough of both those types in my life that I find him utterly uninteresting, and a bit repellent.

Cobes, before he really started deteriorating from the booze, was a different story. If Clint allowed us to "commemorate" him, that pic of him playing the guitar standing outside by the fence always tugged at my mean ol' heartstrings a bit. Like he looked like a regular, competent person, doing something he loved. That, or a pic with him holding Shon.

But you can't really go wrong with Slobbermutt and Kiwi (fruit or bird) graphics. I'm no artist, so I really look forward to other creative Farmers' ideas.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

hair is not done yet but the idea should come across just fine

and i can play with the idea for cobes, but ngl it is kinda weird to put him on the coin if his dad isnt down for it
maybe if he sees the fact that we arent trying to mock him he will change his mind? cause i already done some cobes art in the past

but number 13 and bmj go very well together and do think its a better fit for the coin

 

[I AM RETARDED!]

After Chris chan coin im way more hesitant put BMJ on it, I think putting living person on it isn't greatest move, I would opt in for actual Kiwi themed coin or hamster coin. But that my opinion.

 

[[VΩiD] SoKAftH]

I think the site should rebrand. "CWCki Forums" was definitely an old-internet name. "Kiwi Farms" feels like a middle-internet name, and could replace "Criticism" instead of being the entire site. "Infinity Next" or something similar would clean up the site's image and userbase. It wouldn't be a den of trolls with some posters, but a legitimate place to post. It would be a further step out of obscurity and niche interest and into the light of general usefulness.
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Also, I consider the images on the background to be obscene, and would prefer if the bulk of the site had something like a cloudy skies background. This place is definitely correct in at least banning prostitution films and such, though I think it could go further eventually in cleaning up the content. There are other improvements to be made but there are so many problems all over the iNTERNET I don't care to delve. To keep it short, I think God should be appealed to directly for guidance on the site, or at least the scriptures.

A coin with KF on one side and IN on the other would cinch it.