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Retarded here has a point, the Kiwicoins were still being made and sent when Chris fucked his mom. What if Bossmanjack "fucks his mom" between the coins going to mint and reaching the people who paid for them?
Kiwi Merch 2026 - So everything required gets done in time to ship
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Cursed coins are a superstition
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these are so adorable, whoever drew them is exceptionally talented 
too bad you cant like go to fangamer or whatever, and sell them as plushies or something.
too bad you cant like go to fangamer or whatever, and sell them as plushies or something.
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- Dec 21, 2020
I got side tracked but im back now.
I tried to do the BMJ as a jack of spades but i have a couple of doubts about that.
Mainly that if we will do hin in a card form the face will be too small on a coin
And also i definitely fucked up proportions but i will fix it if we will go with that version. And obviously profile isnt done but its because i already have it digitaly and can just slap that on and draw around it.
Edit. Ok looking back at it its horrible. But the idea should be undertandable.
The other idea i had is to make him not in classical card style but on a modern clothes. However theres a small problem with that if we want to be consistant with the card design. Mostly because of the items that original Jack is holding - halberd and scepeter. I don't know what to place in his hand in the modern design so it looks serious and not silly.
I tried to do the BMJ as a jack of spades but i have a couple of doubts about that.
Mainly that if we will do hin in a card form the face will be too small on a coin
And also i definitely fucked up proportions but i will fix it if we will go with that version. And obviously profile isnt done but its because i already have it digitaly and can just slap that on and draw around it.
Edit. Ok looking back at it its horrible. But the idea should be undertandable.
The other idea i had is to make him not in classical card style but on a modern clothes. However theres a small problem with that if we want to be consistant with the card design. Mostly because of the items that original Jack is holding - halberd and scepeter. I don't know what to place in his hand in the modern design so it looks serious and not silly.
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- Feb 12, 2026
Would definitely buy coins again. Had a few ideas and thought I'd throw them out there despite my newfag status.
2026 has 13 full moons, it is the 13th anniversary of the site, and finally 2026 is the 250th anniversary of the 13 Colonies telling the Brits to fuck off. One term for the 250th anniversary is Sestercentennial (from Latin sesterce, a Roman coin worth 2.5 units, plus centennial).
So I thought a coin for this occasion could take inspiration from the Betsy Ross flag but with a circle of 13 full moons instead of 13 stars around the central coin design. Even with Euro paypigs currently lapping us American donors, most of them joining us likely found their way here because their governments and ours alike are overdue for 1776 2.0.
Further sesterce trivia:
Of course, whatever you go with will be fine, and as usual I enjoy seeing the talented users put up their stuff.
Thanks for keeping this site going.
2026 has 13 full moons, it is the 13th anniversary of the site, and finally 2026 is the 250th anniversary of the 13 Colonies telling the Brits to fuck off. One term for the 250th anniversary is Sestercentennial (from Latin sesterce, a Roman coin worth 2.5 units, plus centennial).
So I thought a coin for this occasion could take inspiration from the Betsy Ross flag but with a circle of 13 full moons instead of 13 stars around the central coin design. Even with Euro paypigs currently lapping us American donors, most of them joining us likely found their way here because their governments and ours alike are overdue for 1776 2.0.
Further sesterce trivia:
Of course, whatever you go with will be fine, and as usual I enjoy seeing the talented users put up their stuff.
Thanks for keeping this site going.
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I kind of like this idea, interesting etymology on Sestercentennial, too.
Steel Billet
kiwifarms.net
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Clipped edge?
The French Connection
kiwifarms.net
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Honestly, commemorative stuff with the kiwi birds on it seems like the best move, to me. A sort of thing that calls back to the Farms but isn't overt.
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- Jan 24, 2018
had an idea for a sticker pack with each ratings sticker included. It would be a lot cheaper and easier than coins and well, retards will do anything for stickers.
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- Jan 20, 2022
oh my god, i forgot about tardblog!!
also thats a good idea, i love stickers and am also probably retarded
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Another idea is GWOT style "Iraqi Most Wanted" playing cards. Call it "Kiwi's Funniest LOLcows" use Chris as joker some of the heavy hiters (phil, ethan ralph, fatrick ect) for kings, death fats for queens and if cobra isn't ace of spades I'll be upset.
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I'd buy something kiwibird related, plush or otherwise. Its simple and cute enough that I can just pass it off as "it was nice/cute" to any of my normal friends I have around.these are so adorable, whoever drew them is exceptionally talented
too bad you cant like go to fangamer or whatever, and sell them as plushies or something.
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Seeing all those kiwis along the bottom of each page makes me want a 2027 Kiwi Calendar with a themed illustration for each month. Maybe with a hidden Slobbermutt on every page.
The best part is that it would fly under the radar with most people, as to the untrained eye it'd look like a wholesome and somewhat cutesy calendar. Heck, you could probably give this calendar to your Mom or Grandma, and she'd think it's the sweetest thing ever.
There's enough lead time to do this, but that window will close around August/September.
The best part is that it would fly under the radar with most people, as to the untrained eye it'd look like a wholesome and somewhat cutesy calendar. Heck, you could probably give this calendar to your Mom or Grandma, and she'd think it's the sweetest thing ever.
There's enough lead time to do this, but that window will close around August/September.
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This seems like the obvious choice for a 13th anniversary coin, considering we would have to wait til the 34th, 69th, or 420th anniversary of the site for the next such auspicious Gothic bad boy number.
Also the thread is dying down
he was our Lolcow In Memorium last year, this may be the King's last chance to be commemorated so noblely.
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13 truly is an auspicious, sexy-goth-bad-boy, of a number. It’s simply tactical, like a powerful bog wizard’s soap:
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- Feb 19, 2020
Can we commission a batch of pistol grips?
First go with AI:
I was thinking just the logo but have no pshop skills.
First go with AI:
I was thinking just the logo but have no pshop skills.
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- Jan 21, 2023
I think Null doesn't want to do one with Cobes, and I though he switched to doing stickers now? Maybe I am wrong on that.This seems like the obvious choice for a 13th anniversary coin, considering we would have to wait til the 34th, 69th, or 420th anniversary of the site for the next such auspicious Gothic bad boy number.
Also the thread is dying down
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Okay, new poll. I am gauging interest. If you want to buy the Kiwi Stickers please register your interest so I can figure out how many to pre-order.
It will be the little guys at the bottom (all of them), on circles about 4" / 10cm big (the size of a bulb of garlic) [open to bigger/smaller], and probably with kiwifarms.net on the edge. Maybe I might do 50/50 branded unbranded stickers.
Discuss.
It will be the little guys at the bottom (all of them), on circles about 4" / 10cm big (the size of a bulb of garlic) [open to bigger/smaller], and probably with kiwifarms.net on the edge. Maybe I might do 50/50 branded unbranded stickers.
Discuss.