Kiwi Merch 2026 - So everything required gets done in time to ship

[Tinidril]

If you want to buy the Kiwi Sticker

STICKERS PLEASE!!

 

[The Man With No Name]

4" is perfectly normal, above average even.

Stickers? What are you talking about?

 

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To be honest I thought you had already announced this. Definitely want a set.

 

[Harm]

I'd buy them at that size. I'd prefer if we had choice over which stickers we get, since I prefer some of the Kiwis over others (rich kiwis and music kiwis over the Amerikiwis, for instance), but I understand the logistical issues behind that.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

I would DIE to have those kiwis as stickers. Literally makes me cry tears of joy thinking about those lovely kiwis

 

[The man The only man]

Okay, new poll. I am gauging interest. If you want to buy the Kiwi Stickers please register your interest so I can figure out how many to pre-order.

It will be the little guys at the bottom (all of them), on circles about 4" / 10cm big (the size of a bulb of garlic) [open to bigger/smaller], and probably with kiwifarms.net on the edge. Maybe I might do 50/50 branded unbranded stickers.

Discuss.

International shipping for the niggers in Europe?

 

[Null]

International shipping for the niggers in Europe?

agonizing prolly

 

[Mound Dweller]

I want BIG and ROUND ones to coat my interior effects with, if you get them don't cheap put on the material; get those nice leathery fancy ones that'll last a while.

 

[Jack Garland]

I'd probably get either version. I can plaster the ones with the link random places and give my kids "cute kiwi stickers" for my own amusement.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Please!

 

[Looney Troons]

I’m in

 

[General Emílio Médici]

I can't wait to see people freak the fuck out about the stickers of cute little kiwi birds as if they were cogitohazards that can kill trannies and minorities with their sheer aura.

 

[gagabobo1997]

Okay, new poll. I am gauging interest. If you want to buy the Kiwi Stickers please register your interest so I can figure out how many to pre-order.

It will be the little guys at the bottom (all of them), on circles about 4" / 10cm big (the size of a bulb of garlic) [open to bigger/smaller], and probably with kiwifarms.net on the edge. Maybe I might do 50/50 branded unbranded stickers.

Discuss.

i will buy 100 stickers

 

[Blackhole]

I'm interested. Will they be eggshell stickers?

 

[ghastlyretard]

I don't fear advertising KF on my person. I'm leaning towards saying I'd buy, but I might be swayed one way or the other by quality.

If the monthly payments dip will you repo our stickers?

 

[BarberFerdinand]

The eggshell stickers were the best idea you've ever had. I'd especially like ones that directly reference the site because that dramatically increases the funny potential, but I'll buy whatever you release. Godsneed.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

I want stiggurs

 

[LePigeon]

From the EU and depending on the price I'll get a set or more if shipping doesn't rape my ass.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Hillbilly kiwi girl will be going either on my mower or my welding hood regardless

 

[Null]

I'm interested. Will they be eggshell stickers?

Yes. I am thinking 4" eggshell stickers, 25 designs, sold in sets. The 25th design will be a special limited edition. If I remember what I was told from the COVID sticker buyers that they're very high quality and last outdoors as long as they're not in direct sunlight.