Kiwi Merch 2026 - So everything required gets done in time to ship

Would you buy stickers?

  • Yes, no matter what.

    Votes: 183 79.6%
  • Yes, only if they do NOT have kiwifarms.net on them.

    Votes: 29 12.6%
  • No.

    Votes: 18 7.8%

  • Total voters
    230
Okay, new poll. I am gauging interest. If you want to buy the Kiwi Stickers please register your interest so I can figure out how many to pre-order.

It will be the little guys at the bottom (all of them), on circles about 4" / 10cm big (the size of a bulb of garlic) [open to bigger/smaller], and probably with kiwifarms.net on the edge. Maybe I might do 50/50 branded unbranded stickers.

Discuss.
I would be interested in adorable stickers. And I would prefer some unbranded so I can have a stealth kiwi on my water bottle.

If we can get some smaller ones, that'd be nice. 4" is huge.

@ita, that's a good idea! I might need a pack just for that...cover up all the LGBTWTFBBQ shit that gets stuck up in midtown.
 
you can't peel them off. they're hard to remove and will splinter if you try to scrape them off - like trying to pick eggshells off a poorly boiled egg.
Excellent, make branded ones with the link.

I want to put them up all over my liberal ass town. They'll see the cute kiwi's and never suspect a thing until they visit the link and or google it!
 
Really? How big do sticker enthusiasts want them? Should I make the more basic ones smaller or something?
It mostly depends on what they're used for? I generally prefer smaller ones so they can go more places or more can be placed together. Big ones are harder to find spots for.

However, if they're meant more for slapping on like lamp poles...still a bit smaller, I think. Most stickers I see on things are less than 3 inches tall?
4 inches feels like what you put as a decal on a car.

Perhaps offering a few different sizes as options would mitigate that? I'm not sure how much time and such you're wanting to put in.

Regardless, I really like the idea, sir.
 
I am interested I would also like kiwiling stickers from the wplace thread
 
I mainly put stickers on my equipment like laptops and instruments. I like to have a bit of a mash up on the top of my laptop shell and then a bigger bumper sticker size one on the bottom, so I really am ok with any sizes.

I also really like the "peekers" that look really good on windows and anything with a straight line. Something like this cat where you can put it on the edge of something.

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edit: another idea is for the reaction stickers to be smaller sticker options? I really like the lol guy. I could see myself putting that everywhere.
 
The approach definitely depends on what people want to do with the stickers and what you want people to do with them. If you want people to put them in public places then bigger is better. The issue with a 4inch circular sticker is that they're too big to keep in a wallet for when you happen upon a lawfully legal place in public that is accepting of stickers posted by all-comers. 3 inches is easier to keep on hand. But if you want to decorate with them then that's too big and circular/eggshell aren't ideal.

Even at a reduced 3 inches though, 25 stickers is a lot. I couldn't possibly post or display 25 three inch stickers in the space I have and I bet logistically that many individual stickers plus variants for branded or not is incredibly inefficient.

My suggestion is that the 24 kiwi stickers be on die-cut sheets (multiple needed probably) with the finished stickers in the 1.5 to 2 inch range (you can add kiwifarms.net stickers and qr code stickers on the sheets too so people can mix and match. I'd like to see ones for the onion address too!)

Then the 25th design is a larger 3 or 4 inch (my vote is 3 inch) eggshell and you bundle this with the sheet sticker set. You can then also offer it alone in bulk bags like the last sticker order for people with lots of places to stick things.
 
Really? How big do sticker enthusiasts want them? Should I make the more basic ones smaller or something?
A sheet with smaller but more stickers would be nice for adding into notebooks and journal pages. The nice ones should be larger to see the details, but 1-2 inch sticker versions of the basic ones would be nice to add to pages or notebook covers. Also if you already have some stickers on your desktop or laptop, 4 inches is a little big to try and fit on there.
 
Should sell a set of 8 stickers, one of each of the kiwis (as in 1 Ted K-iwi, 1 Fancy Kiwi, etc.), and a 32 sticker set of all 8 kiwis with all three designs. A bit more boring but having the egg as a little bonus sticker would be probably make some people happy. I know a few places in my state where I would want to drive to so I can stick these guys around.
Edit: Didn't notice there was 4 pages since the initial sticker post, my bad.
 
I would just love some eggshell stickers of the little kiwis at the bottom of the page. If you end up going through with this, count me in. I'm gonna stick them all over my bike.
 
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