Kiwi Merch 2026 - So everything required gets done in time to ship

Would you buy stickers?

  • Yes, no matter what.

    Votes: 183 79.6%
  • Yes, only if they do NOT have kiwifarms.net on them.

    Votes: 29 12.6%
  • No.

    Votes: 18 7.8%

  • Total voters
    230
I think the stickers are gay but I'm clearly in the minority there.

I'd be in for a silver coin though. Maybe the KF logo on one side and something related to USIPS on the other? That would be dope.
 
reaction stickers could be funny

you'd want 3x neg react stickers, because rating things "like" and "agree" IRL isn't as funny as rating them "autistic" or "islamic content"
 
Definitely interested in buying some merch to support the site! IMO the best thing when it comes to merch is a bit of a mix. I have no issues with merch that references the site directly for my own private things. For example the site logo as a sticker to put on something which other people won't see. But also having some stuff that I can wear/put on something that will be seen in public without anyone knowing "hey that's the doxxxxxxxing site!" would be a great way to just support the site. I'm currently stickerbombing a racecar, and having some cute kiwi's on it would be great, having something that might throw an autist in a tard rage at the track would be suboptimal. Just my two cents :)
 
I have a large collection of stickers and would be ecstatic to add some Kiwis to it. Smaller stickers are easier to store/display in sticker albums/card sleeves for the autistic collectors such as myself, but I wouldn't complain about some large ones.
In regards to sticker sizes from my personal experience: 1 to 2.5 inches will work for individual stickers in card display sleeves, 1 to 3 inches works for a photo display page with cling film if doing round cut. "Kiss cut" (or the stickers edge is the outline of the design itself) is more forgiving on size for card sleeves, because the sticker can be rotated to fit into the sleeve. Large stickers being 3.5+ inches would be good for sticking on cars or local boards where people are allowed to post whatever they like.
Branded or unbranded doesn't matter to me, because I'm keeping mine in a sticker album. The exception to that would be if I buy a large duplicate of one of the designs. That large duplicate would be used to enrage local troons, so branded would be perfect for that purpose.
 
No just stickers. Pins too. Stuff that can be put on back packs, ruck sacks and hats. Example

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Probably harder to do then stickers though. Be really cool to get some pins that can go on a suit. It can be like a secret handshake between fellow chuds in the workplace.

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As a pin collector this would be sick for Halloween alongside the shirts.
 
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I made mine out of wood blocks and cardboard, but if we did kiwiling toys as a merch item we could probably get someone to do 3D printed kiwilings en masse.
I second Kiwiling merch. Null, please consider a Kiwiling sticker while you're at it, I'd buy several.

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(AI generated example)
 
I love the smeary pixelated DOOM aesthetic! A little hard to tell what’s going on but Rekeita getting a blow job from a metroid seems like an obvious choice now that I see it.
 
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