Kiwi on a Treadmill - Piwi the kiwi broke both legs in separate accidents and after surgery to repair the breaks staff at Massey University's wildlife ward used regular treadmill exercise to help strengthen Piwi's legs.

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Kiwi culture is centered around treadmills. They have holidays for treadmills. They killed hundreds of thousands of troons to free treadmills. They listen to treadmill music. They elect a treadmill as their president. They dress and act like treadmills. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from treadmills. They post sassy gifs about treadmills. They watch sportsball in worship of treadmills. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of treadmills playing sports. They use treadmill slang like "uphill" and "adjustable speed". When you say "Nordic Track" they're not thinking of racing tracks in the Nordic countries, they're thinking of the treadmill company. Their cities are completely overrun with treadmills. They worship their treadmill police force disproportionately filled with treadmills and their global police force of soldiers filled with treadmills. Their men sit around watching treadmill ball while their women sit around watching treadmill talk shows. They worship treadmill companies like Signature Fitness and SuperFit and NordicTrack and Famistar while attacking the whites who actually built their country before treadmills took over. Their movies are filled with treadmills and their music charts are topped by treadmills. They send treadmills to the Olympics and celebrate when the treadmills win because those treadmills are true red-blooded kiwi treadmills. They watch treadmill porn to a point where "BTC" does not make them think of bitcoin but about treadmill penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate treadmills and how the kiwi on a treadmill meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love treadmills but the evidence speaks for itself in that Kiwi Farms has always been and will be a nation of treadmill-loving treadmills.
 
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