Kiwi Shorts

[gagabobo1997]

Every social media nowadays has a platform for short-form content. Youtube shorts, instagram reels, tiktok, facebook, snapchat, etc.
The Kiwi Farms is behind the curve on this. If there were some place for short 5-30 second videos of lolcow content then we could attract more zoomers.

Thoughts?

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

Kiwi Farms, the first own ISP also has now their own CDN.

 

[We Are The Witches]

The entire purpose of these videos is to appeal to TikTokers' brains that cannot focus on anything for long (that's why these videos are called "shorts"), and because the aspect ratio favours mobile users.

Neither of those are welcomed on Kiwifarms, from what I've seen.

 

[Caesar]

If there were some place for short 5-30 second videos of lolcow content then we could attract more zoomers.

Is this meant to be for or against your idea? I think it's the former but it's actually the latter.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Oh I thought you were suggesting Kiwi shorts as a clothing item for merch. Color me disappointed, OP.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Every social media nowadays has a platform for short-form content

We already have that here. It's called Q&A

 

[Snuckening2]

 

[Harvey Danger]

A short form version of KF content wouldn't be a video, it would be a wiki.

 

[CoffeeCup]

Shitty mspaint videos in mobile format? I'd rather eat coleslaw as that is far more entertaining.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

View attachment 6455559

I'll do you one better, my friend:

 

[Dimensional Sperge]

We don't need people who cannot sit still and read long threads for a long time here on KF. The quality of posts and threads will go down dramatically!

 

[Dropsies]

Make videos that show a slideshow of every post in a thread in the span of 40 seconds. This will draw in the TikTok market and make bajillions.

 

[gagabobo1997]

What about AI voices reading funny KF posts with subway surfers gameplay on the bottom?

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

yeah null could use his own AI voice if he doesnt want to read it himself.

 

[Dimensional Sperge]

yeah null could use his own AI voice if he doesnt want to read it himself.

Just cut up segments of MATI and make them into TikToks (basically leaching off of Null).

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

(basically leaching off of Null)

not really the goal of this i think. also null has his own tiktok channel and he does it already.