🥝 Community Kiwi Space Station 13 Server (2024 edition) - Space Station 13

[enaR]

 

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>Enforce more professionalism between staff
>dealing with toxicity between staff
Oh, so more of what has made SS13 and especially TranSS14 such a fucking hellhole already? Can't wait for their professionalism to show dividends in increasing child grooming efficiency.

 

[Figger Nucker]

>Enforce more professionalism between staff
>dealing with toxicity between staff
Oh, so more of what has made SS13 and especially TranSS14 such a fucking hellhole already? Can't wait for their professionalism to show dividends in increasing child grooming efficiency.

It just needs MLP incest diaper RP and it'll all come together, you'll see hater.

 

[enaR]

>Enforce more professionalism between staff
>dealing with toxicity between staff
Oh, so more of what has made SS13 and especially TranSS14 such a fucking hellhole already? Can't wait for their professionalism to show dividends in increasing child grooming efficiency.

Jesse Rougeau's only Github contributions this year have been Code of Conduct changes to force out coders he disagrees with like EmoGarbage so I think we'll see more of that. Should destabilize the project even more.

 

[HahaYes]

Should destabilize the project even more.

>Potential for total ss14 death
but placing a bet for it to become so unstable development moves to less than a crawl by the end of the year. I'd say completely halted/outright binned but that's being a bit too hopeful

 

[enaR]

So, here's what kind of gifts the SS14 PM couple buy each other. Looks like this runs you about $70-$100. Also let's hope attachment spoilers work correctly.

Spoiler: NSFW

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/51054789/ (Archive)

Bonus: New PJB photo just dropped.

 

[HahaYes]

>Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Drone]

Apparently Jezithyr was removed over a week ago, but the announcement was internal.

His role was removed the day of the walkout.

I'm taking the two screenshots with a grain of salt since I don't trust the dude who filled me in. He says the three new PMs (Bhjin, Geekyhobo, and nikthechampiongr) were all talking shit about the old PMs and head admins, but he didn't give me any screenshots. I'd add a screenshot of that testimony if I didn't hear it in voice.

I can confirm that Jezithyr was demoted though, as he no longer has the PM role. Jezithyr hasn't been in any public area of the discord since the date of his demotion.

 

[enaR]

Bhjin

Do you know what this guy's exact connections to Citadel from SS13 are? I've heard a lot but not had direct confirmation. Was he the host or something?

 

[Google.com]

Do you know what this guy's exact connections to Citadel from SS13 are? I've heard a lot but not had direct confirmation. Was he the host or something?

Chief Homosexual aka Yes they are host. Technical Citadel is still up and bravely serving their 3 remaining players and 300 active discord members who complain about things to this day. So they aren't a "was host" yet

 

[Drone]

Do you know what this guy's exact connections to Citadel from SS13 are? I've heard a lot but not had direct confirmation. Was he the host or something?

He was a head admin and head coder when I got banned from there, but apparently he's a cohost now. He's the dude who was incredibly autistic about age checking, and would make people go through a very specific ID-checking process if he so much as "suspected" someone of being underage. He also strongarmed in a policy where all staff must go through said ID-checking process when Cebutris (former Citadel head admin) was outed as having been underage while staff. I'm still sitting on a permanent ban because Bhjin wants to see my ID.

I know he still hangs out in quite a few SS13-related Discord servers, such as Nebula (where he's ostensibly a maintainer, but does nothing there), Coderbus, and Lifeweb.

 

[geckogoy]

Update

• added medical fabricator thingy
  • you now need to fabricate prosthetics with one of these, you no longer need/can use robolimbs that is a totally separate thing now
  • 
    sprite by racist venezuelan guy (who lives in venezuela so that is ok imo)

 

[MAAAD]

Space Station 13 story time!

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The last two living nuke ops both fall into paincrit at the same time, pray to Space Jesus and witness the Second Coming, still get gunned down by the ERT that just arrived.


>be Chaplain
>You are a Traitor!
>objectives are to steal an ablative vest and assassinate Hugh Jass the Miner
>decide to larp as a follower of Cult of Nar'Sie
>buy an emag, hack into Armory, steal the vest and an egun
>hack into Teleporter Room, teleport to the Tcomms Sat and steal a pair of night vision goggles while I'm at it
>two secoffs this shift
>reports are coming of them supposedly hunting the rest of the crew down
>grab a few packs of candles, a crayon box then go back to Chapel to set up a proper cult mood inside
>witness a white officer finishing John Hardt the CE off
>more Blood to the Blood God!
>let him know I'm on their side just in case
>he strips the corpse naked clearly looking for something, doesn't find his objective
>my diety whispers to me that it craves a proper sacrificial ritual
>take John to Medbay and clone him
>meet with both secoffs there
>they need to know where John hid the station's blueprints
>John comes out of the tubes deaf
>seccies struggle to interrogate him, but eventually John promises them the blueprints if his hearing is fixed
>black secoff is disguised as a second miner for some reason
>treat John's brain damage as white seccie's time is running out
>CentCom aknowledges the station is taken over by traitors mid operation, is preparing the ERT to get rid of us
>finish the surgery, advanced scanner claims John is completely healthy
>he's still deaf, apparently
>suspect that he might be faking it
>white officer has one minute left so it doesn't matter
>runs away with black seccie, hear a distant boom a minute later
>finally, the CE is all mine to sacrifice
>10 minutes remaining
>conviniently, Hugh, my target, is in Medbay as well
>typebait him, then unload my egun on him
>jecties completed
>leave his corpse be, I shall sacrifice a living human first
>drag the clueless engie into Chapel
>table him as he pleades for his life
>mutilate the poor bastard and smear his blood all over the sacrifical site
>pray to Nar'Sie, offer him this sacrifice
>nothing happens
>my diety lets me know one sacrifice is not enough
>before I can exit the Chapel, ERT goon arrives and guns me down
I'm still wondering if @HahaYes was faking it.

First Round

I was the traitorous HoP that round, armed the cargo jeet for the lulz, plasmaflooded the Engine Room once the shuttle was called then cooked the Departures when it almost arrived. Hijack was almost successful, if only it wasn't for John hopping in at the last moment and me failing to kill him in time.

Second round

>be Nuke Operative
>a team of four
>the plan is for two to go loud and create a distraction while two others infiltrate the crew and get the disk
>I'm among the infiltrators
>the loud school shooters take the nuke with them for some reason when we arrive
>pose as one of the assistants, exit maints and follow the pinpointer arrow
>it leads me to Bridge
>Cap must be in his office
>hack into Teleporter Room with tools, then into Cap's Office
>there he is, in his full armor
>gunfight begins, cap throws a TTV at me
>retreat into the maint corridor between the office and the teleporter
>SUDDENLY, airlock leading into teleporter room closes right in front of my face
>lay down on the floor and pray I'm out of the blast radius
>BOOM
>I'm unharmed
>quickly don syndie hardsuit and toggle internals
>captain got somehow knocked down
>finish him and steal the disk
>about to retreat with it
>see a random cook in an engie suit run into the breached area
>shoot him
>he begs me to stop, recognise the voice of the other infiltrator
>fuck
>drag him outta there and get back to our shuttle
>my comrade is dead, the school shooters don't respond over radio
>return to the station in order to find the nuke
>luckily, it's not that far away from the breach we used to enter the station at the very beginning
>but so are the comrades that passed away in a blaze of glory
>arm the nuke, take the disk and drag one of the corpses back to the shuttle
>enter the hyperspace as the station explodes right behind me

Third Round
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>clone captain Brad Pitt and clown (clown)

Here's how clown died btw:

Sixth Round
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>hear booms all around, see engineering is under shutters
>spot real live republicans gathering in a blown up engineering
>don't wait, hold barrier up to their attempted C4'd door
>shoot over barrier
>nobody else's arrived yet
>commit suicide by syndie like a true nigger
>DEAD: shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>watch crew and reps duke it out over engineering, 3 of us boys and a MG'd up RIPLEY versus 4 commies
>no crew survives, but also only 1 commie does
>they blow themselves up

Goddamn, Engineering was a fucking WARZONE that round:

HMG is a really powerful mecha gun that shreds through everything with ease, but Ripley folds like a house of cards as well so you have to be robust to make the best of it.

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Bug & feature request report @geckogoy

• Tweak Nuke Ops TTVs to be stronger again - they currently have a heavy explosion diameter of approx. 5 tiles, make it 6 or 7;
• If your character is Black, your job preferences supposedly keep resetting every round;
• RIG suits should notify the user about low charge by default;
• Latejoin dialog window doesn't show the amount of players occupying a given job;
• New Player Options window doesn't go away when you start a round as a nukie;
• The issue of operatives' big red "S" letters not appearing on the HUD around fellow ops still persists;
• You can see everything wrong with the post-round Nuke summary on a fourth picture;
  • every operative is always labeled as an "Assistant";
  • their primary objective is never marked as Success!;
• Xenos are weak to punch stuns (watch hunter die to an unarmed One Punch Detective);
  
  
• Sometimes the weightless floating mob animation won't stop after exiting the weightless environment (for example, after the weightlessness random event ends);

I also won't be present at this weekend's game so if anyone wants to finish the blob spores spawning logic or make an announcement on /vm/ an hour before the session, be my guest.

added medical fabricator thingy

Based, now we just need some prosthetics variety like chainsaw hands, wooden peg legs and all kinds of fun stuff for killer doctors and brave assistants to play around with.

 

[HahaYes]

I'm still wondering if @HahaYes was faking it.

I was not. I also went blind

 

[geckogoy]

Another one from the racist venezuelan:

We finally have acceptable NTFleet rigs, which will hopefully address the 'power rangers (gay)' feel the ERT currently has

 

["Controlled Demolition"]

Another one from the racist venezuelan:

We finally have acceptable NTFleet rigs, which will hopefully address the 'power rangers (gay)' feel the ERT currently has
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But I like them as gay power rangers. If anything, add more color, or more specific specialization. There's times for engineering power rangers, then there's murder rangers. Still pining for a Deathsquad, though.

 

[geckogoy]

An update from the based romanian tomato farmer, BLOB AMBIENCE

• there is now a pulse sound that scales with the number of blobs
• there is now an ambient creaking that scales with the number of blobs

The blob is coming:

Also I am disabling the blob factories for now they are very runtime errory, at a minimum need to address the null turf runtimes and the issue where blob spores block the blob from spreading

But I like them as gay power rangers.

meh i do not

 

[geckogoy]

Updates

• xenos now immune to weaken (punch stuns)
• xenos base attack damage upped from 10 to 20
  • hunters upped from 15 to 30
    • this crosses the line for potential bone breaking in one hit
  • queen upped from 25 to 40
• security and syndicate voidsuits now autoinject 1u of tramadol every minute if your traumatic shock exceeds a certain threshold
  • also now a verb on the suit
• login screen goes away properly for antagonists now
• edit: forgot to mention this but you should not be able to attack when strapped to xeno nests anymore either

 

[Dill]

whoopsie

 

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