🥝 Community Kiwi Space Station 13 Server (2024 edition) - Space Station 13

[Jotch]

I can't be assed to create a gitgud account right now, so here's a patch you can apply with git am < file

Thanks for showing me this way I can contribute in private! Unless goyim says he doesn't like it.

Also, nice fucking git username and email lmao.

 

[Moths]

Update

• turns out eye stabs have their own special snowflake code. attack animation/delay added (addresses the screwdriver/fork attack speed nonsense)

Grim

So now I can stab to my eyes content?

Yee boi

 

[Moths]

Joined today only activity this thread what is this?

The servers active uptime is usually the same time the day after josh's streams

Rest of the time its pretty quiet

Edit: sorry for doubleposting but unable to toggle bbcode to copy quotes for whatever reason on mobile

 

[HahaYes]

patch

>From: axe gash <lizf@google.com>
My sides

 

[geckogoy]

The servers active uptime is usually the same time the day after josh's streams

He is talking about how DurandMurand is a nigger and joined only yesterday in order to criticize my server

Also ill check the git thingy when i get home

 

[HahaYes]

Gayops all the way down. Also @geckogoy we got another brief mention in todays MATI stream so we may see more player traffic for tomorrows session.

 

[Moths]

Gayops all the way down. Also @geckogoy we got another brief mention in todays MATI stream so we may see more player traffic for tomorrows session.

Eye stabbing is fixed, you better watch your eyes nigger

 

[HahaYes]

Eye stabbing is fixed, you better watch your eyes nigger

So if I see a borg in atmos again with a screwdriver fucking leg it
Got it

 

[geckogoy]

Also @geckogoy we got another brief mention in todays MATI stream

Well then.

I can't be assed to create a gitgud account right now, so here's a patch you can apply with git am < file

Hmm acceptable

 

[The Pulverizer]

Unless goyim says he doesn't like it.

He only says that when he really likes something.

 

[Jotch]

 

[The Pulverizer]

The project itself is fucking retarded. No one wants the successor to SS13 to be riddled with the same limitations found in the original. The people who played the old game can just go back to BYOND for a nearly identical experience and there's nothing here to attract a brand new audience.

 

[geckogoy]

Updates

• added kiwis to the game (cheers @xXEddie.DurellXx)
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• added kiwis to the game (cheers @xXEddie.DurellXx)
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• kiwis work like chickens, so you can feed them and they will start making eggs
  • this has been updated for both kiwis and chickens to include any plant that has 'nutriment' instead of just wheat
• combined the old megaseed servitor and the new 'seed storage' since the old servitor had more personality (probably nobody really cares but this took like two hours so you now get to hear about it)
• blob should no longer eat arrivals shuttle (@unhealing wound)
• traitor implants now blow up on death, so you cant get rid of them by dying and being cloned
• added the pulverizer contract console sprites (99% of people whining in PMs give up one message before they would have gotten what they wanted, and yet pulverizer perservered. remember this dear sneeders)

Spoiler

@unhealing wound Feel free to peruse the todo list from earlier and see if anything catches your eye, you can ask about something if you want to make sure you aren't wasting your effort by working on it.

 

[geckogoy]

Next session in 15 minutes
(typically goes for a couple of hours)

 

[HahaYes]

If you don't join you're a faggot nigger get your asses on the station

 

[MAAAD]

Bug report:

• plant clippers don't have a unique sprite (they currently look like wirecutters)
• cargo shuttle BREAKS if it docks while cargo conveyor belts leading to it are moving
• roundstart rechargers refuse to charge items if detached and then re-attached

 

[HahaYes]

Literally everyone: "Kiwi Farms is a horrible, taaawxic place with nasty people who hate everything ever!1!!!"
Kiwi Farms users:

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Jewsh recorded a welcome in his last stream (superchats)

Make sure to add it to the game.

You have to churn out more money for more VOs. Jewsh ain't howing for free.

 

[Gog & Magog]

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These look like sex offender mugshots.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Why aren't SS14 devs not allowed within 200ft of a school?