🥝 Community Kiwi Space Station 13 Server (2024 edition) - Space Station 13

[Chunky Salsa]

 

[Jotch]

If the warden is outside of brig he is valid.

 

[Jotch]

@geckogoy

Post in thread 'Featured Video/Image/Song of the moment'

Jul 12, 2025

for those that need to hear it ...

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[HahaYes]

Looking like I'll be a little delayed to rounds tonight again, sorry frens, shouldn't be more than an hour. @Grayson Death Carlyle will likely be on around the same time as well

 

[Jotch]

Looking like I'll be a little delayed to rounds tonight again, sorry frens, shouldn't be more than an hour. @Grayson Death Carlyle will likely be on around the same time as well

Looking forward to having you around.

 

[ifxztykgdnfvmsdjhfbSD]

OBS stopped recording during the first round for some reason so all I got are some screenshots of the chat window.

 

[Jotch]

@HahaYes
Dis u

Post in thread 'Random Pics, Gifs, and Vids'

Jul 13, 2025

Japanese stereotypes about the nations of the world, circa 1932

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[geckogoy]

Moving the start time an hour to 7pm EST as that appears to work better for the current players

 

[Grayson Death Carlyle]

I am gonna be trapped in hell (at wagecage) for like 2 hours until after start time, if you niggers have all the fun before I can get online I will DDOS byond again but three times as hard in a hypothetical race-war-type scenario.

 

[HahaYes]

I am gonna be trapped in hell (at wagecage) for like 2 hours until after start time

 

[Lach]

>be me
>pre round vote starts i was to busy sipping water to voooot
>results are in there was only one vote and it was meteors
>I start in as janitor
>immediately usain bolt to the EVA to put on a voidsuit
>have access to the med-voidsuits because geckogoy never fixed the medical access for Jannies
> see that another person has entered in arrivals with ongoing meteors
> be a hero and bolt to arrivals with crowbar
>find guy on ground with only the helmet
>he was a lawyer so suit probably got in the way before he could put on emergency space suit
>rush him to EVA to put a suit on him and give him an oxygen
>meteors are still ongoing now from the right side of map
>get to command on the right side entrance
>meteor hits

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=294X_1TYklg

>I check my body everything below my lower body is stubs
>cyborg drags me to the command room
>other survivor keeps propping me up despite me not having any legs so i keep falling down
>Mr.President a second meteor has hit the command station
>the guy i brought over is now gibs and If i recall correctly the Cyborg also got gibbed
>Im even more fucked and now can't patch myself with the medkit the cyborg brought over
>a glimmer of hope i see another survivor come over to me
>the third meteor hits
>my potential savior is gibbed along with nick(the kiwi) and now I somehow got thrown to the bar from the meteor collision
>I'm still alive some how but I examine my body to see....
>I got turned into a fucking nugget
>i sit in the bar slowly bleeding to death as the station gets rendered to smithereens by the ongoing meteors
>I'm the sole survivor and I have fallen and can't get up
>be the only person to bleed to death in the meteor round

 

[Akuyamigami]

 

[geckogoy]

Autistic rewrite of how things are ignited per earlier thermite issues (i was listening to two steps from hell - resting place at the time)

 

[ifxztykgdnfvmsdjhfbSD]

 

[HahaYes]

 

[Jotch]

The game starts at 7:11 PM Eastern Time

 

[Akuyamigami]

"I dont want to honk anymore, i just want to be"

 

[Jotch]

κιλλ ξορςελφ

 

[Nuclear Operative]

Giving out the recipe of O.G Diddy for the bartenders of Riviera Station 13 out there.

1. One and half ounces of Ciroc Vodka. Other vodkas don't work.
2. Then one and half ounces of lemonade, pour it like so.
3. One and half ounces of Welch's Grape Juice. Only OGs know about Welch's Grape Juice, that's why it's called an O.G Diddy, ok?
4. Then you shake it like so.
5. Then you pour it like so.

DISCLAIMER: Now you don't have to have your own bartender to do this™, you could do it at the maint bar if you're a responsible adult over the age of .̶̢̝̈́̎̕.̷̯̝͛̆͜ who drinks responsibly and doesn't drink and toolbox, you're more than welcome to partake.