Kiwi Spotting

[betterbullocks]

What do you do if you encounter a suspected fellow kiwi irl? Do you wait for them to slip up? Do you say some inucuous terminology that only someone on this forum would understand? Do you just let it go for fear of accidentally powerleveling to the wrong person?

Also general irl meetup/encounter story thread

 

[Rand /pol/]

Not sure about forum users but I met your mom IRL.

 

[Vampirella]

A smart Kiwi isn't spotted outside of the Farms.

 

[Vecr]

How would you meet anyone if you don't go outside?

 

[Red Hood]

Dox them immediately.

 

[UW 411]

You slice off their left ear and add it to the necklace. I thought this was a well established practice here to make future identification more efficient.

Do you mean to tell me I can't trade my lobestring in for tendies and internet points? I feel cheated.

May I speak with the manager?

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

I don't meet kiwis but I have been to parties with kookaburras.

 

[LateNightComics]

I'd have to say a kiwi casual encounters thread sounds like a super bad idea there, chief.

 

[User name: Required]

Establish Dominance Immediately

 

[ES 195]

Who cares? KF is just a forum, is it weird to ask someone if they go on a specific forum you do? Even if you powerlevel irl, if you get doxed you know who that person is. It's not like most people here actually care about some joe schmoe who isn't a cow in any way.

 

[Pomniman]

If you go somewhere where you'd expect other farmers to be like a lolsuit hearing or something similar they'll probably admit to it without that much prodding.

 

[Violence Jack]

I hear they dress down in plainclothes usually they'll be wearing a hat. maybe khakis.

 

[QU 734]

I saw a guy in a coffee shop/bookstore who was browsing KF on a netbook. He didn't notice me taking a picture of his screen, but caught me when I took a face pic.

I just kept walking to the exit. I didn't even get my coffee and I'd already paid.

 

[User name: Required]

I saw a guy in a coffee shop/bookstore who was browsing KF on a netbook. He didn't notice me taking a picture of his screen, but caught me when I took a face pic.

I just kept walking to the exit. I didn't even get my coffee and I'd already paid.

Show pics or it didn’t happen

 

[VV 422]

I've gotten caught calling someone an "exceptional individual" before, but I told the guy who confronted me that I was just a fan of red letter media

 

[GavinBranson]

I ask them “Do you have stairs in your house.” And if they respond “I’m protected.” I kill them.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

i saw @Ron /pol/ last time i visited my parents.

Came back, faggot, my mom is pregnant now

 

[QU 734]

Show pics or it didn’t happen

I think doxing a member outside of halal is bannable, though.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Do you mean if you were at Starbucks and you saw someone reading the farms on their laptop? I wouldn't say anything, just smile and move on.

 

[MrTroll]

Secret handshake obv.