Kiwi Spotting

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Can I see the pics though?

This man gets it

 

[QU 734]

This is the guy from the store?

can we doxxXXxxXx him now???

Accidentally uploaded my own pic instead, sorry.

 

[AF 802]

OP is gay and smells of feet.

 

[Maltninja]

Accidentally uploaded my own pic instead, sorry.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Sudano.

 

[Vampirella]

If I saw a kiwi IRL I'd give them a hug.

Spoiler

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

I got a coworker that was giving people codenames as a joke and one of them ended up being Green (might have been Emerald) Kiwi.

I looked at him pretty hard for a second. Not sure if it was a fluke and he almost seems like the antithesis of KF'er (he's pretty firmly in the SJW camp almost from what I can tell), but at the same time I could see him being here.

If it was the case and you see this post, don't worry I ain't judging you for coming here.

 

[TaterBot]

There are no girls or women on kiwifarms™...
And if there was, none of them would be a “qt”.

That is definitely not true. Melchett is a qt..

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I'd "pretend" I was @Corbin Dallas Multipass.

 

[An Ghost]

That is definitely not true. Melchett is a qt..

Oh yeah, the mod whose name is replaced with a toilet emoji is a “qt”

 

[Zero Day Defense]

>tfw no qt irl kiwi gf

>qt irl kiwi gf
>qt
>kiwi
>gf

I can't respire if you keep air out of my lungs via laughter.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

That's impossible. It's the classic needle in the haystack situation.

 

[Diabeetus]

I was molested by a kiwi.

You were begging for my Quaker Oats oatmeal, don't lie to the forum like that. You were asking for it.

 

[An Ghost]

I never understood why people who post on “Collaborative Data Services” forum are called Kiwis

 

[MG 620]

How would you meet anyone if you don't go outside?

The curse of full-length mirrors!

 

[Mediocre]

>"I see you're b-browsing the same forum I d-do"
>"y-you too"
*speed walks out of coffee shop*

 

[ColtWalker1847]

You slice off their left ear and add it to the necklace. I thought this was a well established practice here to make future identification more efficient.

Do you mean to tell me I can't trade my lobestring in for tendies and internet points? I feel cheated.

May I speak with the manager?

Make sure to get the tail and paws to turn in for the bounty.

 

[ES 195]

I'd "pretend" I was @Corbin Dallas Multipass.

I'd proudly admit I was @Corbin Dallas Multipass. It takes a special kind of retardation to be him. And while he was never that funny or poignant, we all know his screen name. And at the end of the day, isn't that all that really matters?

Edit: I shouldn't drink and post.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I do know a Kiwi lurker IRL! It basically was a situation of "seeing something on another person's phone" that lead to me finding out. As much as it is really a good idea to not tell people you laugh at tards in your spare time, I'd be really excited to meet another member.
I know some great dark alleyways for a Kiwi Meetup/ Ketamine Party, RSVP first though. I need to know how many bags of Cool Ranch Doritos to bring.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Actually fuck it. I just remembered.


A friend of mine has an account on here, but he just did it for the lulz. He knows that I go on this site, but he doesnt care and I'm okay with that.

 

[Syaoran Li]

It's a bad idea to arrange an IRL Kiwi Farms meet up, but if you do think someone you know is a Kiwi, say the secret code word...

AYAK (Are You A Kiwi?)

If they respond with AKIA (A Kiwi I Am) then you know...