Kiwi Spotting

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I actually saw Null at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
Awhile back I was waiting in line at a corner store, and the guy in front of me was on his phone looking at the farms for a moment. Obviously no idea if he's a member or a lurker, but I didn't call attention to it, and I wouldn't even if I knew the person. Revealing your identity is probably the most exceptional thing you can do here. We're not Reddit.
 
Anyone who's a regular on this site would be the last person I would want to associate with, more to less, be friends with, irl.
 
WinterMoonsLight said:
Awhile back I was waiting in line at a corner store, and the guy in front of me was on his phone looking at the farms for a moment. Obviously no idea if he's a member or a lurker, but I didn't call attention to it, and I wouldn't even if I knew the person. Revealing your identity is probably the most exceptional thing you can do here. We're not Reddit.
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Same thing happened to me. I saw this guy at some coffee shop looking at KF for a few seconds. To be honest, it's weird to see people browse KF in public.
 
I'm like 90% sure that a manager where I work uses KiwiFarms. I don't have any solid evidence but everything he says sounds like something that would be posted here and he looks like how I'd imagine most of the people on here to look.

EDIT: I just completely remembered something that I forgot until shortly after I posted this reply. Now I haven't met this person irl yet but I have someone on facebook who is completely obsessed with the whole Jonathan Yaniv shit (well actually I have two people on my facebook who are obsessed with that but as far as I'm aware, the other person doesn't use KiwiFarms). I remember them talking to me about Jonathan Yaniv and mentioning that they lurk KiwiFarms. I didn't mention that I use KiwiFarms to them but I was shocked that someone I have normal conversations with actually uses a website like this, even if it is just to lurk. She's not the type of person who I would expect to even lurk on a website like this but of course many people who use the Jonathan Yaniv section of kiwifarms don't really tread far outside of there.
 
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Yikes... remember the last time we had a meetup?
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Holy shit. I feel bad not having paid my two bits to have a gander. You guys still get royalties from being in Tod Browning's movies?
 
One time I knew this Kiwi that had like 15 accounts on the Farms. Null found out and the Kiwi got beat up so badly it ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street
 
I actually know a guy from another Internet community that has an account here. Won't say who, but the community has a thread (despite being a dead community).

We're both banned from the site, but it's turned into gay Antifa shit in recent years (instead of just being faggy).
 
I know lurkers, but they could have accounts here. They know better than to share that information if so.

Jeffrey Epstein said:
I don't meet kiwis but I have been to parties with kookaburras.
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Is this the real reason you offed yourself?
big baby jesus said:
I was molested by a kiwi.
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big baby jesus said:
I'm the forced husband/basement sex slave of @Pina Colada
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big baby jesus said:
Deadpool said:
@entropyseekswork got into my garbage cans and made a big mess...oh and then raped me. #metoo #neveragain
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She doxxed and molested me.
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Sweet big baby jesus, is this abuse still going on? We need to get you out of there and into my dungeon.

Remember, if you or somebody you've doxed has been touched by an autist, don't be afraid. Share it here:
 
I use the word exceptional in place of retarded socially, tends to be pretty easy to see who the Kiwi is. They start laughing, other people think I'm complimenting stupid behavior.
 
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