Kiwi Support Thread - Kiwis are doing it for themselves

[pacifist kaczynski]

My dick fell off

 

[Mellorine]

Somebody pay for me to be True & Honest, thank you. Even if it's kinda faggy.

 

[ChickenFriedFan]

Lost my EBT thanks to the evil Adolf Trumpler, need gibs for my KFC. Already dropped from 400 pounds to 380 I can feel myself wasting away.

 

[GAY DEAD MUPPET GANGBANG]

Just don't give up. That's the most generalized advice I can give. And it's always been proven true with every shit time in my life too.

Where there are valleys, there are always peaks.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Just remember, everyone, don't give anyone here any information for any reason.

Your local community has resources you can access if you need assistance of any kind.

 

[For The Dead Not The Not]

To anyone saying they do not need help: Good, get the fuck out.

To anyone who wishes to help a dire farmer in need: feel free to visit my profile and leave a message I will respond with my Bitcoin address. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

 

[ChickenFriedFan]

Just remember, everyone, don't give anyone here any information for any reason.

Your local community has resources you can access if you need assistance of any kind.

It’s true I let Null know where I live and now all my exotic cheeses keep vanishing.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I've got a great idea for a cashflow normalization project in the works and would love to field test it to see if it is OFAC-compliant on the first run.

Just need someone from a sanctioned country!

Somebody pay for me to be True & Honest, thank you. Even if it's kinda faggy.

Are you really sure you want to join the Party?

 

[CallmeCicada]

 

[A Bic Lighter]

https://www.jobs.now/

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I need ten thousand twinkies stat. Don't fucking question it, just donate.

 

[thhrang]

I hope ICE deports anyone who seriously posts in this thread.

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

Guys I haven't gotten any DMs with Steam codes yet. My girl is starving here - just one year old and 300 grams, she's left absolutely famished by Adumblph Blumpfler. She has a one terabyte stomach and it's been rumbling for days. I can't keep feeding her Binding of Issac and Oblivion, she needs food that's not 15 years past it's best before date. Do you hate freedom? Give me something for free.

NOW.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

It's been 4 days please send me a tanker full of Bush's baked beans, I'm literally starving to death.

 

[Contra Pozz]

I'm in dire need of a boomer-proof way to donate to KF from urop. Gift cards, cash in mail, anything but fucking crypto

 

[Figger Nucker]

I have an urgent need to find a thug, my friend likes thugs. Got that ass on 'em. Prefer if they could do the thugshaker or rumpshaker. Any assistance is appreciated thank you.

 

[Kyouyama Kazusa]

that's so cute

 

[HanyuuF]

I need of age, biologically female, non related pussy Youtubezz. My dry spell is killing me.

 

[CasketBase]

Saar help me plis am Indian plis help me saar am from Utter Pradesh help plis help saar send help saar madam plis am fucking Indian saar BASTERD BLOODY BENCHOD BITCH LASAGNA AM INDIAN I NEED HELP I AKSIDENTALLY MY BUT WHOLE SAAR SEND HE

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

If any Kiwis really struggle mentally during the holidays and a silly gift for Christmas would lift your spirits I’d be willing to 3D print you something so long as it wasn’t overly complex and would take over 10+ hours
It would be a solid color you could potentially paint or I could do an extremely mediocre attempt to paint it myself with acrylic markers
It wouldn’t be much but I swear it’d be honest work lol