KiwiFarms Contribution To The English Language

[Mister Mint]

You think we invented tard?
How old are you?
I can PL a tiny bit and assure you the word was alive and well in the 90s and, I'm sure, the 80s too.

Chud was actually coined by the Simpsons in the 1997 episode "The City of New York vs Homer Simpson", where Marge talks about "pimps and chuds". (It's actually older than that).

I believe they're all a reference to the cult film C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers) but maybe the term even predates that.

 

[ks99]

OP was born in 2005 and never went outside the normalfag internet until a couple years ago when he read about this mysterious site called "4chan" and the rest is history. I can't even begin to conceptualize how someone would think "tard' originated on a forum that's barely a decade old (counting the original of course), unless of course they were a fucking toddler not all that long ago.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Melty

 

[Monolith]

amhole

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

amhole

I mean technically Kevin Gibes made that word. Also he said “am hole“ Which are both already words

 

[IKOL]

What the glownigger thread is this?

 

[The Final Troondown]

I think Gayops is a kiwi original along with Ween
and x is y and I would not have sex with him

oh and BLARMS of course

I'm still sad Spider Expert and NIGGERTITS never got traction outside of 7chan

 

[æsthetic fœticide]

The Farms tends to enjoy the idiosyncratic speech patterns of its prize cows so not much is actually coined here, but the cult jargon is damn near impenetrable to the outgroup.

Case in point, a Chris Chan thread:

Chris misgendering spergout, tranny cope and seethe