Kiwifarms Dystopia Scenario

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DerKryptid

I killed byuu lol
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You are dropped into a 100x100 hectare plot of farmland surrounded on all sides by giant ass mini-detroits filled with mutated lolcows and horrorcows. You are only allowed to grow and consume banana peppers on the farm, and there is a 50% chance your harvest fails for the year, but you are safe from the cows so long as you remain within the plot of farmland. Do you live off peppers forever or do you risk everything to escape?
 
Being mauled by a drooling chromosome-warrior sounds like a really crappy way to die. So I'll grow banana peppers until my pidgeon army is big enough to airlift me out of there
 
Define the mutations.

I would try to selectively grow a dangerous spicey variant of pepper, or otherwise try to refine the capsacin p into something more weaponized.
 
Damn, i thought this is gonna be more serious.
How serious can a "kiwifarms dystopia scenario" be?
Define the mutations.

I would try to selectively grow a dangerous spicey variant of pepper, or otherwise try to refine the capsacin p into something more weaponized.
Mutations range from normal to looking like the zombies in L4D. Cows are not limited to the farms and can be anyone who fits the description of "maladjusted loser" irl.
 
Most of them are busy playing with their toys or drawing maps. I'm running for it. Why would a mutant lolcow be any faster/ higher END than a regular one?
 
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