Kiwifarms Dystopia Scenario

[DerKryptid]

You are dropped into a 100x100 hectare plot of farmland surrounded on all sides by giant ass mini-detroits filled with mutated lolcows and horrorcows. You are only allowed to grow and consume banana peppers on the farm, and there is a 50% chance your harvest fails for the year, but you are safe from the cows so long as you remain within the plot of farmland. Do you live off peppers forever or do you risk everything to escape?

 

[NigKid]

Being mauled by a drooling chromosome-warrior sounds like a really crappy way to die. So I'll grow banana peppers until my pidgeon army is big enough to airlift me out of there

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Damn, i thought this is gonna be more serious.

 

[Crabbo]

Define the mutations.

I would try to selectively grow a dangerous spicey variant of pepper, or otherwise try to refine the capsacin p into something more weaponized.

 

[Slobber Mutt]

The premise of 'escape' is an illusion. If I am surrounded by millions of square m2 of low income area there is no guarantee I will be let in civilization again. I choose to overdose on whatever micronutrient that banana peppers are rich on and win by not playing.

 

[DerKryptid]

Damn, i thought this is gonna be more serious.

How serious can a "kiwifarms dystopia scenario" be?

Define the mutations.

I would try to selectively grow a dangerous spicey variant of pepper, or otherwise try to refine the capsacin p into something more weaponized.

Mutations range from normal to looking like the zombies in L4D. Cows are not limited to the farms and can be anyone who fits the description of "maladjusted loser" irl.

 

[Red Hood]

Fuck it. I'm rushing out to fight the cows. Go out in a blaze of internet tough guy glory.

 

[TheSimpShow]

Personally, I grow enough banana peppers to manufacture my own content spray and show baked how it's done.

 

[hamsters are cool]

What are you talking about? This is a good time for KF users. People log in here voluntarily you know. They like the lolcows + horrorcows.

 

[Klaptrap]

Most of them are busy playing with their toys or drawing maps. I'm running for it. Why would a mutant lolcow be any faster/ higher END than a regular one?

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

How serious can a "kiwifarms dystopia scenario" be?

Null goes broke because of the silver run and ends up sex-trafficked in Romania. Kiwis are forced off the clearnet entirely. We are relegated to shitposting on 90's style BBSes using FidoNet and packet radio.

 

[Red Hood]

Null goes broke because of the silver run and ends up sex-trafficked in Romania. Kiwis are forced off the clearnet entirely. We are relegated to shitposting on 90's style BBSes using FidoNet and packet radio.

If a lolcow falls and there's no farms, who will laugh at it?

 

[Maskull]

Cows are not limited to the farms and can be anyone who fits the description of "maladjusted loser" irl.

Let's be real. We'd all fit right in.

 

[Internet Explorer]

I'll take the cows every time. Meat's meat and a man's gotta eat.

 

[winterfag]

at least we're not as bad of a dystopia as the smash community under Leffen's reign