Let's Sperg kiwifarms.net Inner Circle Plays: Game Dev Tycoon (RIP: Y8 M7 W1)

[Skeletor]

Yeah, we don't want to risk getting sprayed with water at a convention.

 

[José Mourinho]

We didn't participate and we released our (possible) final game. Surprisingly, we aren't bankrupt yet.

Have some pics:

Spoiler: breadwinner off the market

Spoiler: THE BIG GAME CONVENTION which we didn't attend

Spoiler: It's this game or nothing

Spoiler: Fuck it, we won't be researching them anyway

Staff:
Zoe Quinn, Level 4, Design 360, Technology 303, Speed 300, Research 300, 0 per month
Landon Lyans, Level 2, Design 98, Technology 101, Speed 249, Research 189, 21k per month
Dominic Elliott, Level 2, Design 94, Technology 305, Speed 275, Research 176, 22k per month
Ashton Higgins, Level 2, Design 337, Technology 62, Speed 159, Research 281, 21k per month
Sip Meyer, Level 2, Design 67, Technology 332, Speed 222, Research 242, 16k per month

Current Cash: -181.2K
Research Points: 89
Fans: 3.9K
Current Time: Y8 M5 W2 (In order to beat the game we need to reach 35 years)

Move #92: Hope For The Best

Individual:

• Shit yourself and do nothing until game reviews arrive

Group:

• Do Contract Work (Game Backdrops, Horoscope Generator, Usability Study)
• Develop our 19th game

 

[alex_theman]

fire everyone

 

[José Mourinho]

fire everyone

I actually fucking did it lol

AND IT'S TIME FOR OUR LAST HOPE ....

Spoiler

Welll... fuck

Move #93: YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN NOW LOL

Individual:

• Shit yourself and do nothing

Group:

• Do Contract Work (Game Backdrops, Horoscope Generator, Usability Study)
• Develop our 19th game

 

[alex_theman]

do contract work

 

[José Mourinho]

Move #94: The Final Contract

• Usablility Study, 40 Design, 25 Technology, 7 weeks, Pay: 63K, Penalty: -14K
  
• Setup Computers, 2 Design, 14 Technology, 3 weeks, Pay: 15K, Penalty: -4K
  
• Vacuum Robot, 17 Design, 25 Technology, 6 weeks, Pay: 46K, Penalty: -20K
  
• Game Backdrops, 18 Design, 6 Technology, 3 weeks, Pay: 25K, Penalty: -5K

 

[alex_theman]

setup computers

 

[José Mourinho]

Welp, we actually fucking failed the contract. And nope, we aren't bankrupt yet lol

Spoiler: HOW LOW CAN WE GOOO

Move #95: And The Grave Goes Deeper

Individual:

• Shit yourself and do nothing

Group:

• Do Contract Work (Usability Study, Vacuum Robot, Game Backdrops)
• Develop our 19th game

 

[alex_theman]

develop our next game.

 

[José Mourinho]

From now, we'll just go over these steps. If we manage to go through them without the bankruptcy, we'll move on to the percentages.

Move #96: We're Still On It? Seriously?

Game Title: Game #19
Target Audience: Young, Everyone, Mature
Topics Available: Movies, Comedy, Zombies, Superheroes, Vocabulary, Life, Cyberpunk, Detective, Martial Arts, Ninja, City, Military, Prison, Dance, Dungeon, Law, Evolution, Pirate, Werewolf (You can choose only one lol)
Genres Available: Action, Adventure, RPG, Simulation, Strategy, Casual
Platforms Available:

• Gameling: Dev cost: 30K, Marketshare: 20.5%
• Vena Gear: Dev cost: 30K, Marketshare: 18.6% License cost: 50K
• PC: Dev cost: 5K, Marketshare: 17.1%
  
• Super TES: Dev cost: 60K, Marketshare: 16.8% License cost: 50K
• Vena Oasis: Dev cost: 50K, Marketshare: 14.9% License cost: 100K
• Master V: Dev cost: 30K, Marketshare: 12.1%

Graphics Available: Text-based ($5k), 2D Graphics V1 ($10k), 2D Graphics V2 ($30k)

 

[alex_theman]

PC, text based, strategy, military, mature.

 

[José Mourinho]

PC, text based, strategy, military, mature.

Just need the game name and the graphics next.

 

[alex_theman]

Text based, title it the last game.

 

[José Mourinho]

Game Title: the last game
Target Audience: Mature
Topics Available: Military
Genres Available: Strategy
Platforms Available:

• PC: Dev cost: 5K, Marketshare: 17.1%

Graphics Available: Text-based ($5k)

Spoiler: Playsystem? Who cares we're not developing for it anyway

Move #97: First Percentage

Stage 1: Engine, Gameplay, Story/Quests

 

[alex_theman]

Level 1:80% 90% 60%

 

[José Mourinho]

REST
IN
PEPPERONI

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What a run we had. Game's over.

 

[alex_theman]

GG, maybe we could do a new run?

 

[José Mourinho]

GG, maybe we could do a new run?

I'll do it once I feel like doing it. But for now game's over and it will be on hiatus.

 

[Mr. 0]

Catparty caused this shit he should pony up for emotional damages

 

[CatParty]

REST
IN
PEPPERONI

​

What a run we had. Game's over.

GG, maybe we could do a new run?

Catparty caused this shit he should pony up for emotional damages

new company name: "text based action games"