KiwiFarms threads that you deliberately try to avoid? - Can be Lolcow-specific or not

[Digital Thunder]

The Man/Woman hate threads, the vast majority of the Thunderdome, post-Idea Guys CWC in general, and most of the Stinkditch mega/metathreads but for reasons loosely similar to She Brings The Rain that'd require a giant PL to attempt explaining.

More specifically: The troonslop retro games thread is just prone enough to inane pages-long purity spirals that it gets annoying to read. The WWE Champions thread was/is the only interesting thread in the DSP sub-forum. Per-subforum, there's a few threads that seem like they only exist to contain 2-3 people far too invested in a boring cow nobody else has paid attention to in a decade, and by this metric the Adiago (Animal Control) thread outright confuses me.

 

[Smokeski]

it only exists to contain 2-3 people far too invested in a boring cow nobody else has paid attention to in a decade

I guess if you disregard the multiple million view videos and multiple restreams/dsp streams that get thousands of viewers, or the multiple channels that rake in thousands of dollars a month no one cares about him.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

anything from the balldoverse to the grift wars boards are for coked up faggots on some strange defend the farm's honor larp and none of the faggots involved are remotely interesting. the CWC board stands for posterity alone and it can't go.

 

[Cave Fisher]

I try to stay away from the SJW art thread these days outside of a passing glance. Like don't get me wrong, I'll absolutely make fun of particularly egregious Twitter art here and there, but the thread's standards simply got too low, and the really over the top stuff is sandwiched between milquetoast slop and 14 year olds drawing their favorite characters with scars, flags, and dumb body types.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

I particularly try to avoid the "Threads that you avoid" thread, wait a minute... FUCK, I failed.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Your favorite threads

 

[TruffleSpark]

The Russian Special Military Operation/Ukraine Defensive War threads in Happenings. Oh my god who the hell cares about these two corrupt shitholes. I guess it is interesting in the abstract, and I feel bad for all the people who are dying/suffering, but I refuse to get emotionally invested in either of these countries future. I'm not going to pick a favorite Eastern European army to cheerlead for on the internet.

 

[Anonitolia]

Spoiler: list of already-mentioned threads I also avoid

• Man/Woman hate
• Animal abuse/monkey hate stuff
• Tard babies
• Lolcow-specific threads greatly varies, but I generally feel really bad dunking on singular people so unless they're a very specific breed I don't tend to follow individuals
• Politically extreme threads ("when will the white race die out" "elon/trump derangement syndrome" "trump enslavement syndrome" elon/trump/political commentator lolcow threads, that kind of stuff) sole exception is that I do tend to lurk USPolGen, but that's only become a recent thing because I enjoy reading about the hopium. I have sworn myself to never posting there and I try to make sure I don't visit it too often
• Deathfats
• general Gorl Tawk stuff every thread I've posted in there has been on accident because I found it on the front page sidebar when it was new lol rip
• Tranny stuff specifically relating to children, losing people to trannies, or the effects trannies have on their bodies and relationships
• Lolcow-specific forums
• India hate
• Watch people die I thought it was a joke name when I first saw it and didn't realize it was serious until i'd already clicked on the OP's videos
• Deep Thoughts and A&N
• Animal Control
• ____ hate threads
• Rat Kings

Insane that I can have a list that big while still using a good half of the site somewhat regularly, but I guess that becomes a lot easier when you're an Off-Topic Enjoyer like me. I like talking about my hobbies with people who aren't stupid, and a lot of people on the Farms fit that bill nicely.

In terms of something unique that I avoid: a lot of manosphere stuff, I suppose. I have no real opinions on the guys, it just becomes a lot harder to follow cows when you see family taking their word seriously.

 

[Pine Tar]

A&N.

I know it’s supposed to be a containment zone, but if I’m reading about a retard online, I came to laugh at the retard, not hear about how the Jewish conspiracy is behind every lampshade/under every bar of soap

 

[AssRock]

90% of all KF threads are just boring to me, but I especially stay away from the zoosadist (tbh all zoophilia is sadistic) shit because I don't have the energy to have an entire day/week/month ruined by the utter depravity of it all; massive props to those who can stomach the content enough to archive and even contact the authorities*.

*Unfortunately a lot of authorities just don't give a fuck about it because of archaic laws viewing animals as property.

 

[Space Police]

KingCobraJFS thread (an endless Cobra thought loop)
Zoey thread (go back to /r9k/)
Reddit general (Reddit rapefugee camp)
US Politics 2 (bible-thumping Thunderdomer rapefugees fawning over their obese, elderly conman waifu)
Pro-Russia thread (who the heck would support Putin?)
Live Talent (pedos except the Annoying Orange thread, which is a gem)
SRS thread (disgusting)
Gore thread (disgusting)
Most KF threads are too bland to have a positive or negative opinion about, so those are the only particularly offensive ones.

 

[Sick Bunny]

furries and trannies.
its all the same i dont care anymore

 

[Acceptable]

India hate

This is so oddly specific and funny to me I didn’t even know we had India hate threads. Now I have to go see what they are

 

[GI Robot]

I just normally avoid 99% of A&H threads, as im here to laugh at retards and talk about hobbies, not sperg out over trump/biden or other dumb shit, even tho i belive A&H is way in favor of only covering Amerimutt news (what do you mean Sudan and Congo have been in civil war for 4 years straight? noooo we gotta talk about these mutts and what random twitter retards say)

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Any thread started by or related to the Soyjak party. I'm here to laugh at retards, not to watch faggots whine about getting their posts deleted & getting banned off the forum for trying to le troll and dox minors and trannies. Luckily they've got their own containment thread where they circlejerk a ton, but at times you can see them bring their retarded, unfunny shit onto quality threads like "LE HECKIN HECKIRINO HECKIRIDOOOOOOOO" or "MAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG" or just reply with incredibly ugly unfunny soyjaks to anything they dislike as if that's some sort of LE EPIC WIN XDDD

Christ their lack of self awareness is irritating to say the least.

 

[GI Robot]

furries and trannies.
its all the same i dont care anymore

there is a reason places like 4chan or the Sharty call kiwi users "kiwi troons", because a lot of users do excessively obsess over trannies, like we all know their digusting freaks, but it gets old hearing the same thing over and over.

 

[Sheikh]

I avoid, but occasionally open the pro-Ukraine thread, because sometimes you got to peek and see what people are saying that you’re not hearing. I avoid any thread that is mainly to do with Islam/Middle East because it will be a shitfest and I will likely say things I’ll regret later. US politics thread is a hard pass.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

The Silent Hill thread is full of angry boomers who will never be happy.

Genshin Impact thread is full of pedophiles and weebs.

Trump Enslavement posters are dogshit tier and have clinical TDS.

Pro-Ukraine thread is mostly idiots.

A lot of the women who hate men in Gorltalk are deranged and hysterical, but it is funny sometimes to see what hare-brained things they say.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

First thread I think I decided to never click on is the Desmond is Amazing one.
Everything about it just drains the humanity from your being.

 

[Fagatron Over 9000]

I usually avoid any plagued threads. It's no fun trying to read through a thread and having to skip through pages of autistic slapfighting from people desperate to be the one good lolicon fan or the one good sharty user.