KiwiFarms threads that you deliberately try to avoid? - Can be Lolcow-specific or not

[Toothp!ck]

The pooner zoo thread. The caricatures in there give me some uncanny valley vibes and they don't even look human.
Anything DSP related. His alogs are a reason but he's just not that funny most of the time

 

[boknherr2]

We've been asked to avoid the NaL/Jessica Boyle thread and purposefully content cuck it since they banned Jessica Messica, Archive of Jessica, hrh, and temp banned Lorinth for simply trying to clean up the thread. We will no longer be giving any content as a whole. Like not just my pink triangle ass, I mean the whole ass side of community. John Boyle Fan Club, ABC Liqour, amd Babydawls discord servers and the associated creators

 

[my penis is on fire]

The Sharty Containment Thread

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Any thread started by or related to the Soyjak party. I'm here to laugh at retards, not to watch faggots whine about getting their posts deleted & getting banned off the forum for trying to le troll and dox minors and trannies. Luckily they've got their own containment thread where they circlejerk a ton, but at times you can see them bring their retarded, unfunny shit onto quality threads like "LE HECKIN HECKIRINO HECKIRIDOOOOOOOO" or "MAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG" or just reply with incredibly ugly unfunny soyjaks to anything they dislike as if that's some sort of LE EPIC WIN XDDD

Christ their lack of self awareness is irritating to say the least.

I visited the Sharty board lol, its filled with browns and yellows not even trying to hide their skin tone.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

The Canada thread is full of doomers, propogandists, and people who genuinely believe becoming Puerto Rico North is a good idea. I hate that it's the only semi-reliable news source for my country.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

I usually try to avoid any trans-focused thread.

one because a lot of the pictures are disgusting, but also because the weird obsession with trannies on this site is reaching unhealthy levels in my opinion.
If you're dedicating so much time and energy and brain matter to people you can't stand, especially people that weird, it will inevitably start to bleed over and effect your personality.

 

[Clovis]

All stuff I consider Baffling Newfangled Shit For Young People, like vtubers and most online subcultures that weren't already established by around 2003. If your dad wouldn't want to understand it, I probably don't either.

I'm also trying to avoid trannies online, as much as I would offline. (Unless they're *really* funny). The people-of-gender as individuals, and their retarded narcisstic ideology in general is just so tiresome.

I find myself still checking in on the boring deathfat women and their empty lives and I have no idea why. They're literally just fat. I think I'm just impressed how their threads keep scootypuff-ing along year in year out when their content is literally just: fat.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

there is a reason places like 4chan or the Sharty call kiwi users "kiwi troons", because a lot of users do excessively obsess over trannies, like we all know their digusting freaks, but it gets old hearing the same thing over and over.

Pot, kettle, black. Not like the sharty doesn't just randomly dox minors because they dared to say they're considering trooning out right?

God you're retarded.

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

The Superpsyguy thread is almost inactive, and unless Psyguy changed his YouTube name, I would have considered it a dead topic. However, he is still making money somehow.

 

[huesofmercury]

anything related to gorltalk honestly its nothing but misandry central from rejected feminists from predit.

 

[VIPPER?]

Threads about e-thots make me unreasonably unironically MATI because I know I will never have as easy and high an income as some of them. Same for all the suspiciously wealthy furfags

Threads specifically about dead people are too harsh a reminder of my own mortality and how much of my limited time in this cruel world is spent so poorly

All stuff I consider Baffling Newfangled Shit For Young People, like vtubers and most online subcultures that weren't already established by around 2003. If your dad wouldn't want to understand it, I probably don't either.

Same. VTuber and Discord drama are just too foreign to me to give a shit

 

[Chudborean]

The discord server personal army thread. Feels like that thread is cursed.
Also I avoid most off topic boards, they don't interest me much and I don't really like most of the userbase here.

 

[Fishcat]

Besides extremely gross and upsetting stuff, I find the Wikipedia community watch thread to be pretty lackluster as it's pretty much A&N-lite. I get that people pushing a narrative is part of the problem with the wiki network but the political alogging is boring to read through since it has little to do with Wikipedia itself at that point.

Sometimes I just have a mundane complaint about the jannies. Recently I added 3 short lines to an article on Wikivoyage and it got reversed immediately because "the article is too long, we don't need this info!" despite there literally being a misc trivia section that has useless tips like "uhmm... sometimes it gets really crowded during rush hour!" So much for the "A wiki that YOU can edit!" tagline on the front page.

 

[Mister Mint]

I rarely check up on anything in the Thunderdome.

Also despite having access I never check the Platinum Lounge. There's a lot of really great stuff there I just keep forgetting to check it.

 

[HyperRepair]

Lolicon/Shotacon thread. How hard is it to make fun of pedophiles AND not be a circlejerking, bait biting retard?

 

[Eventide]

The MLP/Bro-nie fandoms, & furry ones. I have a weak stomach, I couldn't handle such horrors

 

[Baumstriezel]

I avoid anything that doesn’t interest me or grinds my gears, but specific lolcow-wise, I tend to avoid the cows who are very visibly unhygienic, such as Cobes, PixyTeri, Tommy Tooter and Cyrax. They make me too squeamish (I do occasionally visit Cobes’ thread, he’s a funny guy, I just can’t stand the sight of his rotting mouth) I make an exception for Chantal, because I love her, and her antics are the reason I joined the forum in the first place.
Weirdly, I enjoy browsing the SRS and watch people die threads.

 

[Bucephalus]

The people in Ralph's thread are really, really mean and angry. I think they'd legitimately enjoy seeing him get skinned alive by a Tijuana cartel, and I just can't co-sign that.

 

[analrapist]

I have a weird relation to Emily Cassidy's thread. It's such a grind of retardation. I scan it in large chunks. Bloody thread always feels like it's Groundhog Day.

There are a few idiot users who are general red flags for "I'll probably find this thread too retarded to bother with" but I'm not giving them the attention of listing their names.

 

[Harm]

I love the updates in the Greer vs. Moon lawsuit thread, but the commentary it attracts can be some of the most embarrassing cringe on the whole website.