KiwiFlare

[Sperghetti]

I enjoy the “DDOS retarding” message. I feel much more secure knowing that every page on this website is retarded.

 

[RACISM]

Working smoother than ever, even on tor mobile.

 

[Sperglord666]

"Build your own internet bigot!"

Null: K

 

[nobody here]

Go on youtube and search "dash cam compilation."

Fuck. Got me there.

 

[doodoocaca]

Brave Mobile is retarding on every page load.

The site has been running flawlessly. This is considerably better than the several million dollar projects that Deloitte will assign to 300 Indianiggers over the course of 3 years.

It only takes a few good men.

I felt that so fucking hard in the pit of my stomach.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Did you change something? Now the kiwiflare page shows almost every time I navigate the site, really annoying when I'm going through highlights.

Worked well until today.

Edit: nvm, after commenting it stopped going defcon 1 on me. I guess it's sentient or something.

I was getting the same problem within the same time frame. It seemed to occur when I tried multiple operations in rapid succession: opening 2 tabs from the front page, hitting the Alerts bell at the top, Liking an already open thread, etc. If I do it all within a few seconds, KiwiFlare kicks in and requires me to reload and do proof of work again. At least the POW page goes very fast and feels snappy.

(Brave Private window, over VPN, Windows desktop)

It's cleared up since roughly 7 hours ago, I could try to replicate with rapid tab opening again if needed.

 

[Sperglord666]

Brave Mobile is retarding on every page load.

Got that once today, but on reload it worked fine.

 

[elastic eye]

Intermittently getting KiwiFlare on Clearnet every page change - at random it seems. No VPN/nothing silly. Seems to be better now.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Rapid page loading (clicking through quickly or opening multiole tabs in rapid succession) seem to trigger the Flare re-check. It isn't a big deal, but it is something I have noticed if you want to mess with it.

 

[oramge cat]

"Build your own internet bigot!"

Null: K

What's the progress on the undersea cable network? Datacenter number 887 is going to be ready to go online within 72 hours as long as president's day doesn't delay our last truckload of Nvidia Teslas. After that's ready to rock, all we need to do is a few final tests and tweaks on the cooling systems and we're ready to bring this node online.

Also, have the satellites gone up yet? I thought I saw something new in the sky but it might have been a starlink launch. I need to make a report to central command.

 

[GenociderSyo]

The ddos protection went insane when i clicked post on a new cow post with a lot of pictures and ate all the media from the post.

 

[Rodrbob the drab]

I've been having constant problems with Brave for Android where pages with embedded videos will make the page freeze and become unresponsive. Pages without videos appear to be fine. I switched to Firefox (for Android, I'm a mere mobilefag) and everything is working fine but I miss being able to sneed on Brave.

 

[John Furrman]

I enjoy the “DDOS retarding” message. I feel much more secure knowing that every page on this website is retarded.

In the future when KiwiFlare goes open source and drives Cloudflare bankrupt and Matt Prince out of a job, every website will be retarded.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

The site's running better than ever. I have to say it's fucking kickass that the site has a built-in house system like this now. Big ups.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Kiwiflare™
Retarding the Internet page at the time

 

[Kosher Salt]

The banner says that all connections go through KiwiFlare, but when I try to access .onion I still get the haproxy page.

 

[Roland TB-303]

The site is smooth as silk. I only see the KiwiFlare page every now and then as opposed to every page and no more Oops errors when trying to interact with the site. I hope you can monetise this, seems you’ve invented something pretty unique here.

 

[888Flux]

haproxy was created by a Russian guy, are you sure about this?

so you joined KiwiFarms to post this? why?

 

[hatehobbyist]

"Build your own internet bigot!"

Null: K

LOL literally.

I used to say I was addicted to this site because I had already invested so much time into a cow that I needed to stick around to see how it all ended.

During and after the Keffals nonsense, though, I have been a dedicated lurker here and MATI addict simply because I get so much joy out of watching all the magic Null pulls off, giving every single person who talked shit about him and came for him, the middle finger. I remember the first time I saw the new KiwiFlare page. I was in public. I saw the "retardeding" at the bottom and where the link takes you, and I laughed so hard I am still surprised I didn't piss myself.

Null has become my favorite hero these days. The dude is indestructible.

 

[Null]

If you're getting the page many times in a row, you or your browser are exhibiting unusual behavior that I can't account for in testing. It sets a cookie, so make sure cookies work.

Tor is not using it yet because Lynch's interacts directly with the onion router for better protection.