KiwiFlare

[Dull Pencil]

I don't get it, yesterday I got no special page showing, but today when the American part was launched it showed. I live in EU.

 

[Aqua Panda]

Jersh begrudgingly levels up yet again out of sheer autism.

Part of the reason I enjoy coming to the Farms.

The sheer refusal to bend the knee in the face of overwhelming odds and actually adapting to survive despite all odds is legit touching to me.

Never go quietly into that good night dear ooperator.

 

[Null]

I don't get it, yesterday I got no special page showing, but today when the American part was launched it showed. I live in EU.

cuz even tho you live in x country you don't have an ISP route to our NL IX.

 

[Super Male Vitality]

Is it supposed to trigger on every page? When I navigate the site, anytime I go to a new thread or area of the site it triggers kiwiflare.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Does putting a link to your file server on the ddos page allow for unmitigated traffic to it?

 

[Null]

Is it supposed to trigger on every page? When I navigate the site, anytime I go to a new thread or area of the site it triggers kiwiflare.

You're not storing cookies, or your IP route is changing between the NL IX and America IX every other request, or you are requesting dozens of pages at once.

Does putting a link to your file server on the ddos page allow for unmitigated traffic to it?

No. DDoS L7 attacks do not complete the request.

 

[siegemeister675]

Keffals scratching his necrotic crotch rot.

@Null what were you thinking? Subjecting innocent civilians to this is a war crime and a crime against humanity.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

I mean, the site is already delisted/deranked from Google and a couple others isn't it? How worse can it be?

The home page is but you can still see the forum if you search for specific people. (Like the forum is #4 for me when I search for "cyraxx")

 

[caccoooo bird]

If it requires minimal investment in hardware, I don't see why it couldn't. It'd be nice for Dear Leader to have an income stream beyond merch runs and crypto.

Hope so, I am seeing the site genuinely loading faster so I have high hopes.

 

[AIKA]

Thanks for all the hard work.

Neat touch linking a womanly clip of Keffals too.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Looks like this fixed the weird periodical timeouts from EU as well. Nice. May the Farms live long and prosper

 

[Probably An Autist]

im too retarded to understand how it properly works but im proud of you, keep it up jersh

 

[The Feline Solution]

Just popped up for me for the first time, i'm thinking "Oh sweet, Null programmed his own ddos protection!", then it throws me an error message after half a minute

Worked on the second try, so all good, i'm thankful for anything that helps this site's continued existance. Trannies, as always, on suicide watch.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So it's the virgin CloudFlare and the Chad KiwiFlare?

 

[Snuckening2]

Heres to all henceforth DDOS attempts being retarded. PepeToast.jpg

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

Jersh, on behalf of strange women everywhere I would just like to say that your commitment and determination re: making this gay website work is a very attractive quality. Keeping a marriage together is gonna be easy compared to this, considering troons can’t DDoS a wife.

Keep up the good work! Your lovequest is sure to succeed!

 

[Ken Barlow]

Smooth as silk. Both onion and clear. Thanks doggo.

 

[BelUwUga]

Great work! @Pendulous Dong helped get the source for this for me from the AI thread earlier for a lolcow hallucinating about kiwis. I thought of the red blob dudes as DDOS threats and the great "sneeding kiwi" projects its protective aura:

(I plan do to a "meme" edit where the red blobs are various angry lolcows. This "clean" one ended up looking really good. I can send the XCF with layers if anyone wants to play with it too.) E;
Got some edits in:

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Awesome work, Josh. The logo is also a nice touch.

 

[Glep]

As always, we appreciate your hard work, slobberfren.