KiwiFlare

[deepFriedBaka]

How many hundreds of thousands of troonbux have been blown on these ultimately ineffectual attacks?

I'd estimate that seeing as the attacks started a long time ago, back in August, they've spent so much money it's probably in the millions.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Thanks Null.

When they stop me sneeding, I just look at my actual, real, tits and my actual, real vagina and think of them seething and dilating. TWNBAW.

 

[High Level Rad Waste]

I'll occasionally get 504s from midnight to 6 AM, EST, and it seems to be worse when I have more tabs than one open, but swapping to TOR fixes it. If this is the best DDOS they can pull, their money might be better spent on the Thorazine they're clearly lacking.

 

[HERE YOU GO]

♫ aint nothin' gonna break my stride
nobody gonna slow me down ♪

 

[AnOminous]

It is amusing. Most companies have to pay out the ass for these sorts of tests. Kiwiflare gets to test its programs for free! I hope jersh patents this and makes millions with it, and can live out his dream of living just like John McAfee.

Umm. . .I don't really want him suicided in a prison cell by the glowies.

 

[Spud gun]

So tranny seething caused you to design your own ddos protection that after a bit of fine tuning is doing better than cloudflare (a $19 billion company) was doing before they bent the knee.

What does anyone actually do in tech? Everytime we lose some bloated corporation it is replaced by 1 determined null doing a better job.

There is nothing that can compete with weaponized autism.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Fuck dem outages, site's running better than I remember for the last uhhhh 2 or 3 years.

 

[TV's Adam West]

How many hundreds of thousands of troonbux have been blown on these ultimately ineffectual attacks?

Odds are well be intermittently attacked until I say about April. This just sorta happens when stimmy or tax returns came in.

 

[Mr Processor]

How many hundreds of thousands of troonbux have been blown on these ultimately ineffectual attacks?

It was probably the cost of paying for these attacks that caused Silicon Valley Bank to fail.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

my desktop has never run faster or smoother, thanks jersh!

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

Having the site run so well must cause endless seething for the Troons.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Site works great on desktop, average on mobile, sneedchat is completely unusable on mobile though, and very slow and crashy on my desktop.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

every time I see the words "DDOS retarding" I laugh my ass off.

how much seething do you suppose the word "retarding" is causing the wokefags? can we get some kind of a counter to measure it?

Well, retarding isn't exactly a word that's ever used in a woke related context. In engines you retard the timing when the petrol is some low octane shite probably contaminated with meth.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Edit: There's a very heavy attack that I'm using to experiment with config options.

The ironic side effect here is that they are actually providing you with a load to test against that you'd have to pay for under normal circumstances...

 

[DontLeaveMeHanging]

Surfshark VPN (UK node)
Brave browser on mobile

 

[FortyClappas]

Desktop, Librewolf, AirVPN. At least I'm hoping it's not AirVPN's servers going to shit.

 

[Procrastinhater]

every time I see the words "DDOS retarding" I laugh my ass off.

how much seething do you suppose the word "retarding" is causing the wokefags? can we get some kind of a counter to measure it?

Daily Dilation of Stinkditch is predicated on the Daily Dilator being a retard to start with so its fitting is you think about it.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

here in burgerland i haven't seen any issues at all with the site whenever i checked it over the last few days, must've been lucky. thanks for the erbertime, slobbermutt.

 

[Next Task]

I'd estimate that seeing as the attacks started a long time ago, back in August, they've spent so much money it's probably in the millions.

From the numerous times it's happened and then been talked about here, my understanding is DDOS is pretty cheap. And even if you want to get the heavy duty attacks, you're not getting near the millions unless you want it both high-strength and permanently on for months at a time.

In total over the last few years I can see the grand total between all vectors getting into the six figures, but to get to millions the majority would have to not be on the level of whatever a troon can buy with their tugboat for the month.

 

[Mikoyan]

From the numerous times it's happened and then been talked about here, my understanding is DDOS is pretty cheap. And even if you want to get the heavy duty attacks, you're not getting near the millions unless you want it both high-strength and permanently on for months at a time.

In total over the last few years I can see the grand total between all vectors getting into the six figures, but to get to millions the majority would have to not be on the level of whatever a troon can buy with their tugboat for the month.

This is correct.
PL: I work in the field. It's not millions. At this point they've racked up a nice number, but it's nowhere near millions.