KIWIMANIA! - The thread where you and another kiwi you hate beat each other to death

[Dojima's Dragon]

Welcome kiwis. I am your boss DOJI THE DRAGON. This alleyway is where legendary fights happens. Known as kiwiton alley. All users here are gonna be pittied against each other to show whose the strongest kiwi. There are rules involved ofc.
1.no ranged weapons. Usage of guns is strictly prohibited and thus will end in disqualification.
2.No naked fights. Only shirtlessness will be allowed. We dont want to see your dick or your pussy.
3.WHOEVER IS KNOCKED OUT AFTER 10 SECONDS WINS!

now, OFF TO THE GARDEN OF FLITH, DEGENERATES! FIGHT YOU SLUTS!

 

[BONECRUSHER]

Lay off the crack, nigger

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I use a gun. Try and disqualify me, faggot. I have a gun and you don't.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

I use a gun. Try and disqualify me, faggot. I have a gun and you don't.

*beats you up and then shoots you*

 

[Arcade Gannon]

KIWI FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

I enter with a chainsaw

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

>2.naked fights.
>Only shirtlessness will be allowed
Okay OP. Take your meds and pick one first.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I wish @Asa_Spades60 was still here so I could do this