kiwis from literally nowhere - 3rd world shitholes

[Skitarii]

You are as latvian as @NekoRightsActivist is a true&honest cat. I bet your grandpa was polish and the rest of your family lives in montana

 

[Xolanite]

I’m from the Tao nebula.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

@Latvophile "i come from latvia"
What do you think about Lituania and their basketball obsession? Are they superior to Latvia because of basketball?

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

at least we are still white unlike your cuckolding based society

you are the type of mutt that would unironically say that france and germany are the ones that shaped society

Don't talk to the pedophile

 

[Gamercat]

lativans don't deserve rights.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I think I've heard of Latvia. I probably can't find it on a map. I can find Borat's homeland on a map, though.

 

[Haffhart]

@Latvophile I translated this:

Oh boy, I sure do love being based and chad. Basedness and chaditiy are the means and the end, the Alpha and the Omega; together they are the purpose towards which mankind has strived since we were first measured and wrought by our Maker, the sublime and transcendent Lord God. Being based and chad gives me great satisfaction both metaphysically and psychologically, especially because those qualities by themselves are sufficient to own the niggers and holes, the krauts and kikes alike. My only goal in this life is to be as based and as chad as my heroes: Nick Fuentes the Catboy Connoisseur, Varg the Northern Wolf, and Ethan Ralph of Virginia. May the world be made as based and as chad as they. Deus Vult.

Into Latvian with Google Translate:

Ak puisis, man noteikti patīk būt bāzē un Čadā. Pamatīgums un chadititāte ir līdzeklis un mērķis, Alfa un Omega; kopā tie ir mērķis, uz kuru cilvēce ir tiecusies, kopš mūs pirmo reizi mērīja un veica mūsu Radītājs, cildenais un pārpasaulīgais Kungs Dievs. Atrodoties bāzē un čadā, es sagādā lielu gandarījumu gan metafiziski, gan psiholoģiski, jo īpaši tāpēc, ka šīs īpašības pašas par sevi ir pietiekamas, lai piederētu gan nēģeri un bedres, gan krauts un kikes. Mans vienīgais mērķis šajā dzīvē ir būt tikpat pamatotam un tikpat čadam kā mani varoņi: Niks Fuentess, kaķupuika pazinējs, Vargs Ziemeļvilks un Ītans Ralfs no Virdžīnijas. Lai pasaule tiek veidota tikpat balstīta un tikpat čada kā viņi. Deus Vult.

Google Translate always butchers complex text from obscure languages. If you point out the flaws in this translation, we'll know you're a native Latvian speaker and thus from Latvia because they never had an empire.*

*Except for New Courland

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Mongolia

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I'm Jamaican mon.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I was out mushroom hunting a few weeks ago and found some weird clay ornament from Latvia wedged in the dirt. I guess it was from the gift shop of this little cafe in an old mill.

Kind of a weird thing to randomly find in North America. I do kind of think as Latvia as being the boonies of Europe.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

I do kind of think as Latvia as being the boonies of Europe.

It is.

 

[Willie B. Hardigan]

The Bermuda Triangle

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Pic of my house.

 

[Baguette Child]

this thread is about kiwis that are from countries that the average mutt cannot know from memory

Until a certain country invaded a certain other country recently, I doubt 70% of Americans knew where the fuck my country of birth was on the map.

 

[Dagobert]

Until a certain country invaded a certain other country recently, I doubt 70% of Americans knew where the fuck my country of birth was on the map.

Well, you could be Ukrainian. Very unfortunate.
You could also be Armenian. Extremely unfortunate.

 

[CarlosDanger]

I'm from Uranus.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Latviatory

 

[SITHRAK!]

Aw sweet a ‘post your personal details on kiwifarms’ thread