Kiwis Making Predictions - Did they come true?

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Pissmaster

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Search for a phrase that makes a general prediction, look for posts older than the specified time, and see how things ended up today. For example:
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Karl der Grosse said:
Between those tormented eyes, lack of philtrum, and thinning hair, a little ghost mustache is the least disturbing thing about that photo.

She's going to be dead within five years.
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Result: unfortunately not

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Result: apparently it's about the same as it was back in '18:
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Hyperion said:
Sweden will be on fire within five years so get your Ikea while you can.
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result: no

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result: Not a single known kiwi has ever been nailed for child molestation, but his anger is still funny seven years later.

MirnaMinkoff said:
Actually it's a quarter-ton. A ton is 2,000 lbs. I do believe if big Al keeps up her current lifestyle she will reach an actual half ton weight within five years.
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result: She's still obese but after a cursory glance and some searches in the thread, I don't think she ever broke 700lbs.
 
I'll tell on myself. I was absolutely, completely, 100% sure that Newsome would be the DNC candidate. Holy fuck did I call that one wrong.
 
apologies for my retardation or mandela effect, but the closest post to the prediction was from @Dyn which was 6 days before Lowtax alt f4'd himself from IRL.

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Pissmaster said:
result: She's still obese but after a cursory glance and some searches in the thread, I don't think she ever broke 700lbs.
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Well, Big Al hooked-up with a legit feeder lesbian this year. Al claims they have broken up in the wake of doxing and “misunderstandings” her feeder fetish forum posts, but I think they are still an item. With Al securing a feeder girlfriend I think my prediction may still pan out and Al will end up like her new girlfriend’s dead death fat Colleen.

Either way she’s straight up courting feeder fetishists now so getting fatter are new wifey goals.
 
Lord of the Large Pants said:
I'll tell on myself. I was absolutely, completely, 100% sure that Newsome would be the DNC candidate. Holy fuck did I call that one wrong.
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I think that at the time it was a bad prediction because it seems like the Dems were giving up on this election and Gavin is a layup for 2028 so why take the chance in this election? Now though, even if it's astroturfed, Kamala is polling way better than anybody thought she would, and whether it ends up working or not, I think if they knew it was gunna go this well, Gavin would have gone for it.
 
Idk if it's much of a prediction since it hasn't been that long, but throughout 2021, 2022, & 2023 there were tons of people who didn't buy a house or refinance while the rates/prices were low and were "waiting for the housing market to crash" before they'd buy. It's 2024, and outside of a few areas, nothing has crashed. The closest thing people can hope for is for rates to keep going down and to find something that isn't overvalued as even with price cuts on individual properties, the average house is still around $150-300k more than it was in 2020.
 
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