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Jenffer was a menopausal grandmother who had been born into the body of a non-menopausal grandfather. Sometimes she was also a catgirl. Whether she was a catgirl or a menopausal grandmother, she always had massive tits. To gaze upon her bosom was like looking at a giant sack of tits, although in reality it was just a pair of massive tits in a sweater.
It was not enough for Jenffer to be graced by a pair of massive tits.
“Everything around me must also have massive tits,” she declared
“Jenffer, you have been banned from attending Thanksgiving this year,” said her stepsister. “Last year, you took Tommy's new Tonka truck. When you returned it, it had a massive pair of tits on the front. We had to purchase a very large bra to accommodate them.”
“If you allow me to attend, I promise that I will restrain my compulsion to adorn everything in my line of sight with massive tits,” said Jenffer, sincerely, her voice echoing through the canyon of her unbound cleavage.
“Very well, in that case, you may attend,” replied her stepsister.
At the thanksgiving meal, Tommy's two sisters were arguing over who was the more attractive out of Fredrick Brennan and the Hacker Known as 4chan.
“Fredrick Brennan has deep soulful eyes,” argued Pippa.
“Lotty James says that she saw a photo of the Hacker Known as 4chan's penis, and it was like a column of three penises that had been sewn together to form a penis Voltron,” countered Rachel.
“Girls, it is a matter of public record that both Fredrick Brennan and the Hacker Known as 4chan are exceptional gentlemen as well as being tender and responsive lovers,” said their mother. “Now go and help your father set the table.”
“I am sorry for giving your Tonka truck massive tits last year,” said Jenffer to Tommy.
“It's okay, I guess,” replied Tommy.
“The Thanksgiving Frog originated from the nation of Turkey,” announced Jenffer's stepsister. “It was clubbed to death in an alleyway in Brooklyn yesterday morning. I have shaved off all the chest hair to make it easier to eat.”
She removed the metal cloche from the oval serving dish. As the steam cleared, the assembled guests were greeted by the sight of a roast frog, lying on its back, its slender body almost crushed under the weight of a pair of massive tits.
All eyes turned towards Jenffer.
“I have been framed. No, wait I was hacked,” said Jenffer.
“Jenffer, we all know that it was you who gave the Thanksgiving Frog a pair of massive tits when no-one was looking,” censured her stepsister.
“Okay, I admit it,” wailed Jenffer. “I gave the Thanksgiving Frog a pair of massive tits, but it is only because I am traumatised that my massive tits will never be the most massive tits that ever there were, or ever will be, bigger even than God's massive tits.
“There will always be someone out there who has more massive tits,” counselled Tommy's father, sagely.
In that moment the maid burst into the dining room.
“I just heard on CNN: The Hacker Known as 4chan has passed away from extreme rectal trauma. Fredrick Brennan has also died from suffocation, after driving his wheelchair up the Hacker Known as 4chan's ass.”
“We should all pray for the souls of Fredrick Brennan and the Hacker Known as 4chan,” said Jenffer's stepsister. “Jenffer, I want you to promise, while we all have our eyes closed, that you will not add massive tits to anything or anybody in this house.”
“Meow,” replied Jenffer, who had acquired a pair of cat ears.
“I am going to take your meow as a 'yes,'” said her stepsister.