KiwiTubers / Lolcow YouTubers / A-Log Channels / Kiwi Slop - When you allow a bunch of morally righteous faggots in Discord servers dictate the ethics of being a fat retard on the Internet

Honestly I'm glad kiwitapes exists. His absolute fucking dogshit commentary and inability to laugh at the fucking LOLcow is kinda why I came here in the first place. There's basically no reason to ever listen to any of these guys, there is no situation where highlight hopping isn't the exact same thing but with the jokes left in, even if it does miss half the good posts. It doesn't even make good background videos half the time because more often than not they don't know how to properly audio balance their shit and think that just because the db levels are constant it's ok, despite the subject's voice being much higher pitched and shrill so still being too loud even at the same db level.

Idk if it really counts because it's not exactly lolcow content other than the already super famous deathfats, but there's a guy called big craig who does pretty much the same type of content as these guys but for fattivism, just with a touch less grandstanding and actually makes good background content. He does seem pretty inspired by the whole lolcow genre in terms of editing and such, just remove the 20% grandstanding from kiwitapes and replace it with buzzfeed listicle structuring kinda. Better than half the people here but still kinda sloppy you feel?
 
Honestly I'm glad kiwitapes exists. His absolute fucking dogshit commentary and inability to laugh at the fucking LOLcow is kinda why I came here in the first place.
Great point that I have not seen anyone bring up yet. These sloptubers always try to do "documentaries" on these fat autistic retards and it just makes me cringe. They are called LOLcows because you fucking laugh at them.
 
wonder if he reads my thread again this time
 
I don’t know if Mumkey Jones really counts unless you consider Elliot Rodger a lolcow.
I mean I kinda do but then again that's overshadowed by, well you know...
EDIT: also surprised GiBi hasn’t been brought up yet. He got a lot of shit when he fucked up the Isabella Janke shit.
True but like come on I haven't thought about him in months if not years. He's kinda irrelevant at this point because Chris is more or less out of the spotlight. It's amazing that he just like isn't able to branch out.

Also I like SwampDweller. He does shit on Cyraxx and he's not too bad. What I really love is his intro music which is a bop.
 
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The leaping lemur is a perfect example of a moralfaggot retard who makes shit up for clicks.

He called Ash Trevino a pedophile and at the very beginning says the youngest person she dated was 19, an adult.

Lemur implies an adult dating a 23 year old is predatory. "he's only 23" like it's a crime. Says dating younger men is a "concerning pattern". What a fag.

He's overly dramatic for no reason, acting like 2 consenting adults dating is a crime because there's a large age gap
 
part 69696420 of @NotATurkey stealing my thread and not giving credit in the description
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Whomever grabbed this screenshot for Turkey Tom’s video should be shot for using the light theme. Absolutely disgraceful.
DO WHAT TOASTIFY DID ON HIS FALLEN CHUNGUS VIDEO
Or do like @BasedIfTrue and show the thread. He showed an unthumbailed image but he was still showing and scrolling through the thread. That’s better than nothing.
 
Whomever grabbed this screenshot for Turkey Tom’s video should be shot for using the light theme. Absolutely disgraceful.

Or do like @BasedIfTrue and show the thread. He showed an unthumbailed image but he was still showing and scrolling through the thread. That’s better than nothing.
Oh yeah of course @BasedIfTrue uses the farms where else has he gotten info on the final boss of online Karens Pizzacake.

I used to be whatever about crediting the farms until I thought about the Kiwis who have to sort through massive archives just to share info. The time that takes, censoring potential illegal material like in the Goonclown discord leaks. It's not that hard to give them the credit. I don't think these YouTubers realize how much traumatizing shit some farmers sift through just to report on horror cows. It's more thankless than a social media janny's job because a kiwi does it for free.

Are these content creators so shrewd they think a farmer asking for credit also means they want paid or something? Probably not--just don't be a dick and give the people who work hard the credit for making your content farm process a little easier.
 
The time that takes, censoring potential illegal material like in the Goonclown discord leaks. It's not that hard to give them the credit.
It's very hard if you count the whole demonetization thing. And the whole gangs of troon child molesters coming at you thing for merely mentioning us in even a neutral way.

That said if you're making most of your money talking shit you've taken from here, grow a pair.

That said, I'm still not going after anyone for just being a gutless coward.

We really should go after the ones who actually fuck up the content, are A-Logs, and actively rape the content especially when they actually trash the site while doing so. Niggermarking is a good way of going after that. It really pisses them off, too.
 
The leaping lemur is a perfect example of a moralfaggot retard who makes shit up for clicks.
100%. When Brotherchu died, within hours of the news breaking, he made a video about it with all sorts of insane claims. I’m not one to moralfag, but it was for sure in bad taste lol, especially spouting all the conspiracy theories he did. If only this thread existed earlier…
 
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