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Londo said:
I don't know if it's because of this thread, but covering cows is genuinely exhausting.
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I wonder why? Couldn't have anything to do with trying to monopolize autistic pedophiles on a platform that wants them and that kind of content walked into a friendly looking gas chamber.

Couldn't be the reason why none of them have many sponsors or passive ad revenue when every video is age restricted and the Patron link only has five dents chipping in on half the electric bill.

There has a to be good reason why it is so hard to do this as a job when everyone that is supposed to be your coworkers are a bunch of psychopaths, each having serial killer egos that regularly clash. I can't put my finger on why this doesn't work.
 
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Artaius said:
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Couldn't be the reason why none of them have many sponsors or passive ad revenue when every video is age restricted and the Patron link only has five dents chipping in on half the electric bill.

There has a to be good reason why it is so hard to do this as a job when everyone that is supposed to be your coworkers are a bunch of psychopaths, each having serial killer egos that regularly clash. I can't put my finger on why this doesn't work.
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The main issue is stupid faggots who think being internet famous is some kind of great gig, and not like, temporary side hustle.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Good news! I convinced him to just unlist the videos. He felt they were not to his usual standards of quality that's all!
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The comments on the Amdy vs PMC video are Kino
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Sneedposting said:
Including my nigga magicmush among these cretins is slanderous, his videos are far better than theirs and I don't think he plagiarizes from here like those fags do
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I'd hardly consider MagicMush a kiwituber. He's talked about internet culture history and certain people, but not everyone who so much as mentions a lolcow needs to credit the farms IMO. Dude was legitimately a fan of - Or at least around for - most of the people he's talking about. He doesn't read Kiwi threads about people he's never heard of like Turkey Tom and others.
 
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NoodleFucker3000 said:
The main issue is stupid faggots who think being internet famous is some kind of great gig, and not like, temporary side hustle.
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There are two kinds of Internet famous. People who got in, cashed in, got out, and retards who got in, mistook their momentary fame for actual celebrity, and fucked their lives flatter than hammered shit. (HI NICK REKIETA!)
 
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DrunkenLemon said:
Saturated Content is alright. But the guy isn't funny, and its a bit annoying to hear him fumble with his words - its a video, surely he can edit, and do better takes than

"Uh well, you know. This lolcow had some drinkypoos, and uh you know. He got slam-doinked you know. But uh you do you I guess."
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What gets me is when he gets absolutely insanely pissed at lolcows for no reason, especially boogie. I can practically hear his face getting red and the eek of steam coming out of his ears.

NoodleFucker3000 said:
The main issue is stupid faggots who think being internet famous is some kind of great gig, and not like, temporary side hustle.
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Not even a side hustle; not even temporary. Being a "content creator" or "influencer" was never meant to be a career.

Londo said:
Zoomer cows are genuinely depressing. There's no layered funny like Chris Chan, and no more heroes like Fedsmoker or the Church of Gail. It's all repugnant and grotesque freak shows.
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I think there's a general push away from lolcows and more to drama/horror/cringe based stuff. Different strokes for different folks i suppose
 
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stonky said:
Not even a side hustle; not even temporary. Being a "content creator" or "influencer" was never meant to be a career.
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Correct. It was originally just a niche little hobby in the olden days. Now if you aren’t taking the Mr. Beast approach you’re fucking up. People don’t YouTube for the lols, or because they’re a camera autist, or a theater nerd. They do it for those sweet, sweet gibs.
You end up with slightly more successful Cyraxxs as a result. Let’s be real.
 
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Hank_MC said:
Look at some of these autists moralfag or getting butt hurt over a few words, I've genuinely seen autistic people have the most insane tantrums that it surprised me they weren't in straight jackets.

also the comments by Ticci-toby seem concerning
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There's a reason why "As a diaper shitting autistic schizophrenic ABDL and I do NOT associate with this person" is such a common running joke amongst kiwitubers, especially Andrew Ditch documentarians.
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