KiwiTubers / Lolcow YouTubers / A-Log Channels / Kiwi Slop - When you allow a bunch of morally righteous faggots in Discord servers dictate the ethics of being a fat retard on the Internet

CJ banned someone from his server because he though they were me lol

Well here's the archives of all the channels in his server worth archiving. Fuck you CJ I'm still in the server lol
 

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You are new, so it's reasonable to get why you don't understand. @Londo has been someone who has been related to SmokeyMc and KiwiTapes because he swept it up for free. Londo used to run a YouTube channel, akin to Null's Mad at the Internet, and covered niche Internet drama that goes on or he's involved in.

*technically still runs it but got burned out/put off covering pedos and cows every stream.

I honestly preferred covering politics.
 
What's the difference?

I have an actual passion for politics. My streams were always fun when it were things I was involved in, or when I could bring something new to the table, however there's very little to give actual feedback to when it comes to cows. I'm an oldfag -- unless I'm in something akin to Internet Bloodsport or have a challenge to tackle my brain shuts off.

I don't enjoy streaming without a purpose or a target and nothing is more akin to staring in to the void as covering cows on a stream.

The quality of my streams decreased drastically as it did my enjoyment when I tried once or twice to cover cow content, and I refuse to put out slop. If I'm going to spend my time covering these things and more importantly expecting others to sit there listening to me for 2 plus hours then I want some quality to it. If I'm not enjoying covering it then I'm going to assume my audience isn't going to enjoy the half assed effort and people have better things to do with their day than listening to me low effort slide show some retard content.

I'm politically active in real life and have had an office of responsibility within the political structure here when I was younger so it's a topic I'm an actual expert in and can add/debate AND make it entertaining for those that grace me with their time.

With all of the above said though, I am currently designing a new show structure and have been slowly building up a studio for it. Truth be told my face (albeit super old pictures) is already out there and I really want to do a variety show each week with actual physical skits, as well as being boots on the ground and in the field to report and break stories. So far I have the sound and video equipment tested but need to finish designing the set. I'm an OCD faggot and a perfectionist, and most applicable is I hate having my time wasted with low effort shit and I wouldn't expect anyone else to suffer through it so I've spent the last year designing a main set and primary character costume-- it's finding the time to finalise and construct it that's my issue.

Tl;dr: politics interests me, I don't care about money so the grift isn't my interest, and I'm a procrastinating faggot.

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So feminine. So demure. Stunning and fucking brave. Yuck.
 
What's the difference?

To add to this, my hatred of pedos isn't some grift or because it's popular. Covering the pedo stuff was legit making me angrier as a person in real life, and it was impacting my home life after streams because of getting myself so worked up and angry. I'm a practicing Christian. The bible is very clear on how to treat these people. Watching them live life freely and without consequence legitimately creates a dark void in my soul. I'd also never be able to in good conscious make any profit for that type of content as I'd feel dirty covering it and having any kind of clout or financial incentive over it.
 
To add to this, my hatred of pedos isn't some grift or because it's popular. Covering the pedo stuff was legit making me angrier as a person in real life, and it was impacting my home life after streams
I think people who laugh while covering pedos are the ones you want to stay away from ie smokey and kiwi (especially during the white bowser shit). It’s like they really don’t care except for the content. Good for you to realize that covering pedos makes you angry as that should be a normal human reaction.
 
The pedo stuff was legit making me angrier as a person in real life, and it was impacting my home life after streams because of getting myself so worked up and angry. I'm a practicing Christian. The bible is very clear on how to treat these people. Watching them live life freely and without consequence legitimately creates a dark void in my soul.
It makes me wonder how a lot of these Kiwitubers and grifters can bury themselves neck deep into muddy topics and not develop depression from a constant exposure to distressing subjects.

Anytime I see a crime documentary on child abuse and hear the details of niggers beating, drowning, and sodomizing their three year olds my mood MYSTERIOUSLY turns sour for an afternoon and I'm pissed off at the world. With lesser extremes like Danial Larson or World Of Tshirts I can only consume in sips because again, the content makes me fucking angry when I see these Discord/Redditors act like inhuman faggots.

I don't know how these people can do it everyday and not have a hobby or something to do between sticking their heads into an outhouse. Day in, day out. From 8AM to 12AM it is 24/7 pozloading my neghole. What does that fucking do to a man's soul?
 
It makes me wonder how a lot of these Kiwitubers and grifters can bury themselves neck deep into muddy topics and not develop depression from a constant exposure to distressing subjects.

Anytime I see a crime documentary on child abuse and hear the details of niggers beating, drowning, and sodomizing their three year olds my mood MYSTERIOUSLY turns sour for an afternoon and I'm pissed off at the world. With lesser extremes like Danial Larson or World Of Tshirts I can only consume in sips because again, the content makes me fucking angry when I see these Discord/Redditors act like inhuman faggots.

I don't know how these people can do it everyday and not have a hobby or something to do between sticking their heads into an outhouse. Day in, day out. From 8AM to 12AM it is 24/7 pozloading my neghole. What does that fucking do to a man's soul?
It’s quite simple, my friend: an abundance of money can corrupt the soul, leading one to turn a blind eye even to their very own morals.

Also @Londo I think the tranny is referencing you.
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So essentially, they should be the focus of this thread?
Yeah,"kiwituber/CowTuber" is too big of a niche for this thread in reality with how narrow of a bubble is specializes on. Would ThePerfectCitizen and Doctor Kopper be counted as one? Would Frankiefey and the other dolled up foids who cover internet eccentrics? Where does the line begin and end if not with "2 high 4 stupid" (retarded name) and their ween cult following?
For me, the threads targets follow these prerequisites
1. Apostolic succession from Kiwitapes and/or Kiwitapes
2. Low quality "documentaries" on current eccentrics,mainly just them rambling on discord over barely edited footage
3. Mainly targets Tiktok "lolcows" that are basically just gross nontent.
4. Channel awesome tier cross channel interactions
5. Fancies themself a super cereal Internet "content cop"
 
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Yeah,"kiwituber/CowTuber" is too big of a niche for this thread in reality with how narrow of a bubble is specializes on. Would ThePerfectCitizen and Doctor Kopper be counted as one? Would Frankiefey and the other dolled up foids who cover internet eccentrics? Where does the line begin and end if not with "2 high 4 stupid" (retarded name) and their ween cult following?
dude i've said this multiple times in this thread. kiwitubers are people who steal from the farms and give no credit like SmokeyMc, Kiwi Tapes, and Turkey Tom

I'll break in down for you

  • Do they cover lolcows (that the Farms would know about), and not some retard niche TikTok lolcows?
  • Do they read the Farms?
  • Do they steal from the Farms?
  • Have they cited KiwiFarms in any capacity?
If you can answer yes to any of these questions, they are a KiwiTuber. Am I the only one who understands the thread at this point?
 
It makes me wonder how a lot of these Kiwitubers and grifters can bury themselves neck deep into muddy topics and not develop depression from a constant exposure to distressing subjects.
Well I think that's where the moralfagging and rolling in poop comes from.

I'm sure a lot of these dudes think siphoning views and donos away dudes like Nova or Cyraxx is some form of internet justice.
 
It’s quite simple, my friend: an abundance of money can corrupt the soul, leading one to turn a blind eye even to their very own morals.

Also @Londo I think the tranny is referencing you.
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Hey maybe these guys are alright after all if they like Hellraiser.

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There have been rimours that people are working on a hit piece on me using a decade pld cringr; if they're trying to get my attention to do another hit piece using nearly 10 year old screenshots of me being a loser online, I assure you that I don't give a single fuck because unlike them I evolved in to a functioning member of society. Please bring out the screenshots from the Amazing Atheist server again, not like I didn't burn that shit down too back then for them being sickos or anything. :story: you can't do a hit piece on someone that's already been open about being a faggot online a decade ago and talked about it in depth to get others to turn away from that shitty mindset and lifestyle.
 
I still don't understand how it's been 5 pages since we talked about subhuman nigger bludspeth. In his recent video on Novas trolls showing to his house he goes on this long rant about not pozloading my negholep `@0:50` (despite him doing this multiple times) while bludspeth intellectually grandstands and quickly teaches us about entrapment before recommending us to do our own research on it so we can understand the complexities of this (as he clearly does given his past actions and lewd statements to children on roblox) before stating how he's not perfect and actually the opposite of a good guy (HAHA le evil person) and won't make that mistake again (clearly scared from his upcoming birthday present).

Really can't wait till I know what this stuttering lowiq subhuman looks like so I can begin posting his ugly mug on every single one of posts

Also something worthy to mention is that in a now deleted community post he read a rape book in its entirety involving a minor and her father so he (a 17 year old nigger from Atlanta with a stutter) can prepare his intellectual and needed take on whether tophia was assaulted by her father
 
More people have seen CJs asshole than their stream. SAD. PATHETIC.

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I've always wondered. I mean, I stop by the channel every couple weeks or months to see if it even still exists. It often takes months for a vid to rack up over a hundred views, if it ever even does. Not like they put in that much to begin with, but why put in the effort when no one gives a shit about you?
 
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