Latest video, where he explains his dragon fetish.
Holy shit. I had never watched or listened to his videos before, but this one had me laughing. Mostly at his expense. I think what did it for me was his tone of voice and how serious about it he sounds. The weird part is I understand and to some extent agree with him on some of this stuff, but something about his delivery makes it laughable. Here, let me list the points I agree with:
1. Dragon porn hurts no one. - It should be a given as to why (unless it’s kemodo dragon porn, which likely means any human actor involved dies).
2. Porn can be degrading to women. - Sometimes. It doesn’t make the men look much better, though. However, him saying that preferring to fap to dragons makes him RESPEC WAMEN defeats this point and ultimately made me burst out laughing.
3. Fantasy creatures have beauty standards set by artists. - Duh. Humans associate things like beauty and other human traits with other creatures all the time. In fiction it’s even more so.
4. There’s less gender dichotomy with dragons. - Now that’s just saying you’re bisexual in your lust for fantasy fire-breathing reptiles. Thanks for the information?
5. Dragons in fantasy are portrayed as showing human-level intelligence or greater. - I mean, I guess you can justify it that way, but it’s still silly to want to fuck a dragon.
And one he didn’t mention is how powerful fucking a dragon would make you seem. Chad the night was such a player he didn’t just slay the dragon, he made sure to slay her pussy instead because Chad gets all women, even the dragonesses. And after such a good night, she just gives him her treasure! Libtards owned!
As a side note, that video’s name was misleading. I was promised a
how to on fucking dragons and all I got was a why to fuck dragons. False advertising much?
In all seriousness, though, is there ever a time where this dude’s tone and additions don’t make him sound like an idiot?