Kulning - Otherwise known as herding song or cow calling

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That's an effect called the autism vortex. Lolcows are inexorably drawn to each other, and the greater the concentration of retardery around a person the greater the effect will be, sort of like how mass forms a gravitational well that draws in more mass until it collapses into an autism black hole where no sanity can escape except as incidental lower forms of wisdom that aren't really useful for too much.

Chris Chan is a tremendous vortex center, DSP is as well, Ralph often is, tons of artcows are for tumblr types, deathfats are for slightly smaller fatalfats, any lolcow with a following will have a tremendous attractant effect on any similar tards in their vicinity. That is why Donald Trump is a strong vortex center, because he himself is a lolcow.

As for whether or not captain Josh is a lolcow, you can make your own judgements.
 
Uberpenguin said:
That's an effect called the autism vortex. Lolcows are inexorably drawn to each other, and the greater the concentration of retardery around a person the greater the effect will be, sort of like how mass forms a gravitational well that draws in more mass until it collapses into an autism black hole where no sanity can escape except as incidental lower forms of wisdom that aren't really useful for too much.

Chris Chan is a tremendous vortex center, DSP is as well, Ralph often is, tons of artcows are for tumblr types, deathfats are for slightly smaller fatalfats, any lolcow with a following will have a tremendous attractant effect on any similar tards in their vicinity. That is why Donald Trump is a strong vortex center, because he himself is a lolcow.

As for whether or not captain Josh is a lolcow, you can make your own judgements.
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My issue is that certain individuals can bring the storm, but walk free from it. That's what a lolcow kulning would be. Trump is one of those cases where I feel like half the joke is that he's fucking with someone, the entertainment is the pain he causes others to inflict on themselves. I'd say Null does a pretty good job with people like Ralph and Keffles who get pissy and fly off into a rage.
 
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The Mysterious Mr. Enter is, as EZ PZ puts it, a black hole of autism; he primarily enrages other autistic cartoon spergs who are basically just rabid converts away from him.
 
Uberpenguin said:
sort of like how mass forms a gravitational well that draws in more mass until it collapses into an autism black hole where no sanity can escape
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Think deeper Mr Faggot Penguin, there's an armchair psychologist diagnose that better fits a black hole, starts with "n" and ends with "issist"
What do you orbit btw?
 
Penrowe said:
Didn't she have to move and protect her identity because weirdos from the internet kept stalking her?
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i'm not sure if it was an internet dude or if it was just a local creepass but i think she did at least have to move :( seems like it's cleared up now afaik.
 
>mfw no Kulning gf
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